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Something so right – chapter 128
Bette looked at Helena
“What sort of dog ?”
“What ?”
“The dog that was watching Alice and her mystery woman – what sort was it ?”
Helena grinned “This is poetic – it was a cocker spaniel “
When Shane and Tina came back to their table Bette seemed to be having some sort of seizure – she was clutching her chest and tears were streaming down her face
“Peabody – what have you done to my fiancé ?”
“I just told her what sort of dog was watching Alice and the camera woman “
“What sort ?”
“Nooo “ Bette managed to wheeze “No – please – I beg you no “
Helena lent closer to Tina and whispered what sort of dog it was to Tina who immediately understood why her partner was in such pain. Tina relayed this to Shane who looked with annoyance at Helena
“These are very expensive jeans Peabody – they will be ruined if I pee on them – you are freaking well making this up “
“I swear to you all – look at the pictures again if you don’t believe me “
“I have to spend three hours in a meeting with my least favourite heterosexual man ever – Eric the shithouse “
“You not fired him yet ?”
“Aaron won’t let me without a good reason – give me time – I have made it a mission of mine to nail the homophobic bastard “
“How are things with you and Finn ? “ Bette asked Shane
“Fine “ Shane said smiling “ Finn does surprise me “
“What has my brother done now ?”
“Nothing – he was just up and about this morning “
“I would hope so “
“No – he’s got a couple of days off “
Bette smirked – Finn had two days off because his mom was flying in at 11am. Bette needed to find some time in the day to go over and see her – without Tina finding out about it. Bette and Tina’s breakfasts arrived and for a few minutes there was relative silence. Helena looked around
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Why worry about the dog. He isn’t telling anybody.
This is just too hilarious. Thank you love this story.
Oh Sh*t! Alice’s here!!
Can’t wait for the next update. This had me laughing out loud
Your former but now present woman must bring out the joyous, mischievous side of you. Or is this something you’re threatening to do? ;-)More L Wing or ITL?
This is by far the funniest thing I’ve ever read. How in the world did you think of such? But you know, Alice deserves that since she is such a beast sometimes to Tina and Bette. She never fails to out them on some situation and tells their business to most of West Hollywood and anyone else that will listen. She always tells their secrets, so she deserves this as payback for all the sh-t that she has done to them and others. She can dish it out but can’t take it. Payback is a bitch. As Bette said, when their grandchildren are grown this will still be talked about. AllyE, you must have been having a crazy wonderful time to come us with something like this, and the dog was the ultimate kicker. Fun read. Thanks for posting. it.
OMG! She doesn’t know. PPS
So good!Thank you.