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Something so right – chapter 128
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“There seems to be a lot of lesbians in here for this time of the day “
“There is only one subject for discussion “ Shane said “Tina and I were stopped by a couple of women who all wanted to talk about Alice and the mystery dog lover “
“Do any of them work for Abercrombie & Finch ?” Tina asked laughing
“No ! “ Helena picked up on Tina’s question
“What ?”
“Alice emailed her snap shots to the customer care department of Abercrombie and Finch”
Bette explained chewing on a piece of toast
“No – that’s too much “ Shane said shaking her head
“And some 99 cents stores are off limits as well “
Helena and Shane exchanged looks “This gets worse for Alice “
“I am sorry but who the hell is that stupid ?” Shane voiced what Tina had said to Bette as they had been getting dressed that morning
“I think we know the answer to that “ Helena said “How drunk must you be to even consider
sending porno pictures to everyone who you know “
“Well if I was drunk enough to even think that thought I would also be too drunk to actually find the computer “ Tina said
“Are there any pictures of you that you might not want Peggy to see Helena ?” Shane asked
Helena chuckled “The blackmail potential is too acute – and it doesn’t really float my boat “
Shane looked at Tina
“Don’t look at me – not my thing either “
“If Tina was into that sort of thing it would be a fully produced Hollywood blockbuster of her and Bette getting down and dirty “ Helena said making a joke abut Tina’s movie obsession.
“And there is such a thing as your minds eye – I can see Tina naked any time I like just by
closing my eyes “ Bette said grinning
“The question is not what B and I do – or what floats Helena’s boat but a more pressing one – how the fuck are any of us going to face Alice ever again ? “
“Its not going to be easy to look her in the face or anywhere else “ Shane said setting herself off again laughing
“Seriously – what are we going to say to her – do we never mention it ? Do we pretend that nothing happened ?” Tina persisted
“I might have to consult my mother “ Helena said thoughtfully “She’s always pretending to
know what to do in simply any situation darling “
“Come on guys – Tina is right – what do we say to her ?” Shane said
“How about – hey Alice – your girlfriend really needs to start some grooming on her bush?”
Bette said. They were all laughing so much that none of them were aware that someone was
approaching their table until Alice spoke –
“Hey gang – man am I hung over – I got so wasted last night- what are you all laughing at ? “
　
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Why worry about the dog. He isn’t telling anybody.
This is just too hilarious. Thank you love this story.
Oh Sh*t! Alice’s here!!
Can’t wait for the next update. This had me laughing out loud
Your former but now present woman must bring out the joyous, mischievous side of you. Or is this something you’re threatening to do? ;-)More L Wing or ITL?
This is by far the funniest thing I’ve ever read. How in the world did you think of such? But you know, Alice deserves that since she is such a beast sometimes to Tina and Bette. She never fails to out them on some situation and tells their business to most of West Hollywood and anyone else that will listen. She always tells their secrets, so she deserves this as payback for all the sh-t that she has done to them and others. She can dish it out but can’t take it. Payback is a bitch. As Bette said, when their grandchildren are grown this will still be talked about. AllyE, you must have been having a crazy wonderful time to come us with something like this, and the dog was the ultimate kicker. Fun read. Thanks for posting. it.
OMG! She doesn’t know. PPS
So good!Thank you.