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Starting Over (5)
“You don’t get it Alice. I have used every ounce of control that I possess to not kiss her about a thousand times a day and that doesn’t even account for the thousand times a day I can’t even stand how cute she is or how kind she is. I almost cried today when she asked if I remembered to eat dinner last night. Alice you have to help me.”
“Okay Bette we will solve this. Don’t worry. I got it! We’ll find her another job, a way better job, we’ll call Helena, or better yet you can call Peggy.”
“No, No, No, Absolutely not. Not an option. Alice I don’t think I could survive not seeing her”
“Okay, okay, don’t worry we’ll figure it out. Give me a minute.”
They sat in silence for a few minutes until Alice spoke: “Okay Porter, you have 2 options. # 1 you could try and win her, you said hubby is always away, right? And you said she never talks about him. What do you think?
“Well I’m sure you know I’ve considered this, extensively in fact. But I just can’t take the chance that she’ll get hurt and more to the point what if she is appalled? She’d end up hating me I really don’t think I could take that.”
“Okay, on to option #2. You have to be a serious grown up and become her BFF. It could work Porter, you just have to put all things physical out of your mind and enjoy this powerful emotional connection you seem to share with her. Look Porter you can do this, I know you can.”
“Alright, if that’s my only option I can do it. I’ll have to. I can spend time with her. Shit, it already feels like she’s my best friend. I can talk to her, really talk to her, just no touching.”
“That’s it. It’ll be great, we’ll have our very own straight buddy.”
“Alice, um how do I stop thinking about touching her, or about how beautiful she is?”
“Um…. Okay I got it. You can set up a schedule where you can still think about that but never when she’s with you. Okay.”
“Okay, I can do this. Thanks Al, thanks so much. Oh, and by the way, do you think the schedule can start tomorrow?”
“Sure, knock yourself out. Call me tomorrow and every day until we know you’re out of the woods.”
They hugged and said goodnight. Bette actually felt a lot better. At least she had a plan.
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(27 votes, average: 3.89 out of 5)
Rigggggght Alice, NFW, Bette is over the moon and cannot stop herself. Tina is pretty smitten herself; just a matter of time
I love your story! Its good to have a new fresh idea of how Bette and Tina met. I can’t wait to see how Bette get through this.Please Post soon!
Oh I loved this chapter. This is a different Alice cause Alice can’t keep a secret to save her life. This was very funny. They’re going to have a straight buddy. Think but no touching. Bette is in for some sweet yet painful days and nights. And so are we. :) Great writing.
At last an Alice that makes sence! Tina still married huh? Big problem.
I just read all the chapters of this story. I love it. You’re doing a great job. Alice actually had some good suggestions for Bette…I was shocked…she’s really being a good friend. She’s still her crazy self though….love it. I can’t wait to see Bette put her plan into action.
Being Tina’s BFF is certainly an option for Bette, but I think it’s just going to make her fall even deeper. Bette’s efforts are going to be fun to see, though. Thanks D&A!
That was too funny! I don’t think the schedule is going to work! PPS
Bette crying for falling in love with a straight girl….. I’d cry too. But, wasn’t it once said that girls are straight until their not……. Why did Tina drop “Wilson”. Bette has her work cut out for her. Trying to resist Tina will be like trying not to breathe. Alice always being available when “Porter” calls is great. You ROCK Al. Great post, I cannot wait for the next chapt.
I love this story, always good to see another version of how they might have met but the fact always remains tht they can never keep hands or eyes off each other, the attraction is too great. Tina married but husband always gone, seems he may have something going on somewhere else and is ready to get out now that the kid is off to college. Can hardly wait to see what happens next on all fronts. Not being cynical, men just are bastards that way. Thanks for sharing the story with us.
BFF it is. Good luck with that one Bette. Thanks for the post.
OMG silly Bette, no plan can work hehehehe with Tina if not only the truth lol. Alice’s plan is S… lol. But the fact that Tina is still married is a problem,a big on. How will you sort that outhey? can’t wait lo. PPVS
“…Alice sat stunned, still hugging Bette and said: “Honey, its okay. Did you fall in love with a man? Is that it?”…” I came close to pissing myself laughing at that one and then Bette’s line “…I almost cried today when she asked if I remembered to eat dinner last night. Alice you have to help me.”…” TOO funny! I loved afphaBette’s meltdown! SK/C
Awesome update and so very funny. Got to love Alice. Thank you for this story :)
Hahaha, the man and the schedule lines both made me laugh. This is awesome! Thanks, D&A!
Oh goody!Alice, Bette & a plan.