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Summer Vacation. Chapter 34
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Alice groaned,
“Actually, make that three,” Shane continued, “you could tell Lottie you know and tell her to tell Bette herself … there!” Shane added, feeling like she’d suddenly solved it all,
“But then we can’t plan a surprise,” Alice whined, getting to the bottom of what she ‘really’ wanted,
Shane rolled her eyes at Carmen in frustration, “You and your bloody surprise parties Alice, did you ever think that sometimes people just don’t like that?”
“Eugh, who’s that?” Bette asked, opening one eye sleepily as the phone began to ring,
“I bet it’s Ange,” said Tina predicting, “she probably forgot something …”
Bette took pity on her wife’s sleeping form and hauled herself out of the bed, “I’m coming …” she yelled to the phone, “hang on I’m coming … Hello?”
“Hi …” Dana sounded reticent as she answered, aware that she wouldn’t have called Bette at all on a Sunday if it hadn’t been for Lara poking her in the ribs and instructing that she did so,
“Hey Dane,” replied Bette sleepily, “what’s up,”
She took the phone and crawled back in to bed with Tina, snuggling up to her warm body as Tina didn’t stir and inch, too tired to give a crap who it was as soon as she realised it wasn’t their daughter,
“Hey,” Dana replied, “not much, I er, I … uh, I was just wondering if you could give me Joyce Wishnia’s number,”
Bette paused, a little confused, “Sure, why? … is everything ok?” deep down she knew she probably had nothing to be concerned about but whenever friends had called for Joyce’s number before it was for separation or adoption and Bette thought Lara and Dana were being a bit too keen for it to be the latter,
Dana nodded emphatically even though Bette couldn’t see her, “Sure, everything’s fine,” she dropped her voice, lowering it in the hope that Lara, on the phone to Carmen, wouldn’t hear her, “Lara’s just got it into her head that we need to sort this second parent adoption thing out ‘now’ …” she added, sighing,
Bette grinned and felt herself slowly starting to wake up, “No problem Dana, I’ll just get it for you, in fact she’s coming round this afternoon to go over the papers from the Trust with me, why don’t I get her to call you,”
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Hel is always catching it, hopefully Bette takes the news well. Hel should kick Al’s ass or even better withhold sex that would really get her. PPS
aw, see, this is why you’re my favorite writer…i loved this chapter, and don’t argue with me. hehe. draughty dorm rooms, eh? hehe…*arches an eyebrow* i don’t suppose you know nufin’ ’bout that? *snicker* i myself never lived in a dorm room, as i think i’ve told you, and i’m happy not to have…but can enjoy others storie. hint hint. anyway lovely, this was really cute and i’m thrilled to have read two postings in less than two weeks with your crazy schedule. i even like shane and carmen in your stories, which is not a usual thing…newdawn does them as well, in a way i like, but you make all of them so sweet and realistic and healthy and interesting…a hard combo lady! pps whenever you can (i’m looking forward to reading over your shoulder when you do babe;) oh, and for funnyone’s benefit, i am NOT making bette and helena celibate, just cuz i’ve been *told*…but they’ll run into rough times ahead. muahahahahaha…ok, but i’ll be gentle.
I seriously laughed out loud with this one. You made my day by posting today. This chapter was awesome and I cant wait for the next one. I bet that Bette goes all out for a b-day present for Lottie, but what could it be. hmmm PPVS
Alice is tooo funny. Making all these plans but too afraid to tell Bette that it is Lottie’s birthday on Thursday. And Tina thinking that everytime the phone rings that it is Angie. Loved the long, slow, death by sex from Tina to her sexy wife Bette.
Oh man that was so funny and Alice so so crazy but gonna love her, poor Helena lol. Please post soon, thanks!
Sofasitter, this is one terrific story…I am thoroughly enjoying it since discovering it 3 nights ago! Really well written, fabulous dialogue and your Lottie character fits right in perfectly. The sad part is that I see you haven’t udated it since September…you’re killing me….I hope that you will finish it. Please update?
Too funny. Damn what a way to spend Sunday morning. Lottie’s Dad derserved so much more, but Bette should tell her. Alice you big chicken. This so reminds me of my friends. The phone usually starts around 8;30 and I’m the same way. Like who the hell is calling at this time, cos they know better.
I loved reading it.I laughed a lot.Thanks.
Helena better make Alice pay for that. They should all make Alice pay for that. God, it was just Lottie’s birthday. I was sitting here wondering if she was really a man, if she had a prosthetic limb or other medical condition, if she has to wear corrective lenses when she drives. Maybe she wasn’t willing to donate her organs. Nobody wants my organs anymore, they are assumed to be tainted by my diabetes, but I like them. And nobody has to make me wear my glasses, I’m too goddamned blind to do anything but go to the bathroom without them. But a word about Word: I say fight the machine! As helebette knows, I’ve seen it try to change her to “celibate”. Now, I’ve never met the woman, but it just didn’t seem right, so I didn’t allow it.
Best Sunday morning ever! I totally get not wanting the pets to “watch” anything. They usually want to nap or something though. Usually. It’s just best if they’re out of the room. Um. Yeah. I don’t think Hels will get it in the neck for telling Bette, it’s not like it’s *bad* news or anything… It just means that once again, Bette’s one of the last to know anything. And everything’s being planned without her. Which is likely… well, bad. Oh well, Hels, we hardly knew ye. The chapter was too funny, lovely to read. Post when you can sofa, thanks!