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Summer Vacation. Chapter 34
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Dana smiled, “Thanks, that’d be great,”
“She thinks we should tell Lottie that we know and then let Lottie decide whether or not she tells Bette,” Alice said to Helena, filling her in on Shane’s advice,
Helena grinned, “That’s a great idea, that was *I* don’t have to do anything!”
Alice stood pouting before her, covering the phone ever so slightly as she began to whine, “But Hels,” she said sweetly, stepping closer to stand in between Helena’s legs, “I really want to throw her a party …”
Helena groaned and looked skyward, understanding that it was pointless to argue. Overhearing Alice’s last comment Shane groaned too, waiting for the next request which would undoubtedly involve her doing something,
“What?” Alice exclaimed, speaking to them both now, “I just think we should do something nice for her that’s all, after all, she’s away from home, her father’s basically disowned her, I think she deserves it!”
Shane and Helena both mumbled in reluctant agreement,
“Yay!” squealed Alice, clapping her hands together in excitement, “we’ll have it here, Shaney,” she began cautiously, “ask Carm if she’ll do the music will you? … we’ll have to have it next weekend because Thursday night’s the opening of the play,”
“She’s on the phone to Lara,” replied Shane, explaining why her wife couldn’t answer,
“Great!” Alice cried, getting louder each time she said something, “get her to ask Lara if she’ll do the food!”
Helena hooked her heels around the back of Alice’s legs and slowly pulled her in towards her, she slipped her fingers into the pockets of Alice’s jeans, “Calm down babe,”
Alice grinned, “I can’t help it … I’m so excited, now … all we have to decide is who’s gonna tell Bette?”
Shane paused, thinking over her next words carefully, aware of Bette’s propensity to like to kill the messenger, “Bye Alice …” she said with a smile, before leaning over and swiftly hanging up,
Carmen raised one eyebrow quietly in question,
“Alice,” replied Shane, “It’s Lottie’s birthday on Thursday and we’re throwing her a party next weekend, you’re doing the music and tell Lara’s she’s doing the food … oh, and Bette doesn’t know yet!” Shane added, before lying back down and closing her eyes,
Carmen giggled, “Lara?”
Lara paused her rambling fears over impending motherhood, “Uh huh?”
“Lottie’s birthday next weekend,” said Carmen, “can you make it and can you do the food?”
Lara thought for a second, “Sure …”
“Good, oh and Bette doesn’t know yet, so don’t tell her, and that goes for Lottie too I guess,”
“Arrrrgggh! … what now!” Bette cried as the phone rang again, interrupting the fact that she’d just woken Tina up enough to get her to snuggle,
“I bet ‘that’s’ Angie …” replied Tina sleepily, sure that their scatterbrained daughter must have forgotten at least one thing,
Bette picked up the phone in trepidation, “Hello?”
Alice grinned, “Hi Bette,”
Bette smiled, the disturbance was helped somewhat by the fact that every time the phone rang Tina cuddled closer to her body so that she could hear the other person speaking, “Hey Al, what’s up?”
Alice paused and giggled, plotting as she did so, she leant close to Helena and drew up so much suspense with her great long pause that both Helena and Bette were leaning in close to the respective phones,
“Helena’s got something to tell you Bette,” she said quickly, before passing the phone to Helena and running off,
Helena stared at the phone in her hand, not really sure why she’d accepted it,
“Helena?”
Helena sighed, “Hey Bette …”
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Hel is always catching it, hopefully Bette takes the news well. Hel should kick Al’s ass or even better withhold sex that would really get her. PPS
aw, see, this is why you’re my favorite writer…i loved this chapter, and don’t argue with me. hehe. draughty dorm rooms, eh? hehe…*arches an eyebrow* i don’t suppose you know nufin’ ’bout that? *snicker* i myself never lived in a dorm room, as i think i’ve told you, and i’m happy not to have…but can enjoy others storie. hint hint. anyway lovely, this was really cute and i’m thrilled to have read two postings in less than two weeks with your crazy schedule. i even like shane and carmen in your stories, which is not a usual thing…newdawn does them as well, in a way i like, but you make all of them so sweet and realistic and healthy and interesting…a hard combo lady! pps whenever you can (i’m looking forward to reading over your shoulder when you do babe;) oh, and for funnyone’s benefit, i am NOT making bette and helena celibate, just cuz i’ve been *told*…but they’ll run into rough times ahead. muahahahahaha…ok, but i’ll be gentle.
I seriously laughed out loud with this one. You made my day by posting today. This chapter was awesome and I cant wait for the next one. I bet that Bette goes all out for a b-day present for Lottie, but what could it be. hmmm PPVS
Alice is tooo funny. Making all these plans but too afraid to tell Bette that it is Lottie’s birthday on Thursday. And Tina thinking that everytime the phone rings that it is Angie. Loved the long, slow, death by sex from Tina to her sexy wife Bette.
Oh man that was so funny and Alice so so crazy but gonna love her, poor Helena lol. Please post soon, thanks!
Sofasitter, this is one terrific story…I am thoroughly enjoying it since discovering it 3 nights ago! Really well written, fabulous dialogue and your Lottie character fits right in perfectly. The sad part is that I see you haven’t udated it since September…you’re killing me….I hope that you will finish it. Please update?
Too funny. Damn what a way to spend Sunday morning. Lottie’s Dad derserved so much more, but Bette should tell her. Alice you big chicken. This so reminds me of my friends. The phone usually starts around 8;30 and I’m the same way. Like who the hell is calling at this time, cos they know better.
I loved reading it.I laughed a lot.Thanks.
Helena better make Alice pay for that. They should all make Alice pay for that. God, it was just Lottie’s birthday. I was sitting here wondering if she was really a man, if she had a prosthetic limb or other medical condition, if she has to wear corrective lenses when she drives. Maybe she wasn’t willing to donate her organs. Nobody wants my organs anymore, they are assumed to be tainted by my diabetes, but I like them. And nobody has to make me wear my glasses, I’m too goddamned blind to do anything but go to the bathroom without them. But a word about Word: I say fight the machine! As helebette knows, I’ve seen it try to change her to “celibate”. Now, I’ve never met the woman, but it just didn’t seem right, so I didn’t allow it.
Best Sunday morning ever! I totally get not wanting the pets to “watch” anything. They usually want to nap or something though. Usually. It’s just best if they’re out of the room. Um. Yeah. I don’t think Hels will get it in the neck for telling Bette, it’s not like it’s *bad* news or anything… It just means that once again, Bette’s one of the last to know anything. And everything’s being planned without her. Which is likely… well, bad. Oh well, Hels, we hardly knew ye. The chapter was too funny, lovely to read. Post when you can sofa, thanks!