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    Summer Vacation. Chapter 34

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    “Alice! … Alice! … stop!”

    Helena wrestled with Alice on top of her, struggling to breathe as Alice tickled her mercilessly, having just remembered that Helena was more ticklish than anyone she’d ever known,

    “Stop!”

    Alice giggled, deaf to Helena’s pleas.

    They lay on the sofa together, relaxing after an earlier dip in the ocean, the perfect way to wake up to a Sunday. Helena’s eyes slipped closed, exhausted and content, her mind at peace once again with the fact that her Sunday mornings were filled,

    “What do you think of Lottie and Bette?” Alice asked quietly,

    Helena raised her head, surprised, “What do you mean?”

    Alice shrugged, backtracking with her words, “I don’t know … I mean, it’s weird sometimes, don’t you think?”

    Helena thought for a moment, “Maybe …” she frowned, “I don’t know, in a way I think of her less as Bette’s little sister and more as …”

    “As?”

    Helena looked for a way to phrase it, “I don’t know … sometimes she reminds me of me,”

    Alice grinned, remembering how Lottie’s description of herself as a teenager; slim, brunette and beautiful with everyone wrapped around her little finger, educated at the finest schools money could buy reminded her surprisingly of Helena’s tales of her own adolescence,

    “Everything you do reflects on me …” muttered Helena, her mind clearly somewhere else,

    “What?”

    Helena shook her head, coming back to the present, “Just something my mother used to say,” she said, shaking Alice off,

    Alice wasn’t fooled, “Helena?”

    Helena paused, “My mother … Lottie’s father … people who try and rule lives with money,”

    Alice nodded,

    “That’s all I meant,” said Helena sadly, “that in every person there’s a part you can relate to. She’s got so many of Bette’s characteristics and personality traits and yet she shares your sense of humour and idiocy,”

    “Hey!” interrupted Alice, jokingly,

    “We understand each other,” Helena continued, “when it comes to certain things; funds, dealing with idiots in stuffy shirts, with being sent away for half your life, with feeling like you don’t really ‘belong’ … she gets that, and then at the same time she’s quiet and observant, intuitive like Tina, youthfully wise in a way that reminds me of Shane and other things too that I’ve probably forgotten,”

    Comments

    1. Hel is always catching it, hopefully Bette takes the news well. Hel should kick Al’s ass or even better withhold sex that would really get her. PPS

    2. aw, see, this is why you’re my favorite writer…i loved this chapter, and don’t argue with me. hehe. draughty dorm rooms, eh? hehe…*arches an eyebrow* i don’t suppose you know nufin’ ’bout that? *snicker* i myself never lived in a dorm room, as i think i’ve told you, and i’m happy not to have…but can enjoy others storie. hint hint. anyway lovely, this was really cute and i’m thrilled to have read two postings in less than two weeks with your crazy schedule. i even like shane and carmen in your stories, which is not a usual thing…newdawn does them as well, in a way i like, but you make all of them so sweet and realistic and healthy and interesting…a hard combo lady! pps whenever you can (i’m looking forward to reading over your shoulder when you do babe;) oh, and for funnyone’s benefit, i am NOT making bette and helena celibate, just cuz i’ve been *told*…but they’ll run into rough times ahead. muahahahahaha…ok, but i’ll be gentle.

    3. I seriously laughed out loud with this one. You made my day by posting today. This chapter was awesome and I cant wait for the next one. I bet that Bette goes all out for a b-day present for Lottie, but what could it be. hmmm PPVS

    4. Alice is tooo funny. Making all these plans but too afraid to tell Bette that it is Lottie’s birthday on Thursday. And Tina thinking that everytime the phone rings that it is Angie. Loved the long, slow, death by sex from Tina to her sexy wife Bette.

    5. Sofasitter, this is one terrific story…I am thoroughly enjoying it since discovering it 3 nights ago! Really well written, fabulous dialogue and your Lottie character fits right in perfectly. The sad part is that I see you haven’t udated it since September…you’re killing me….I hope that you will finish it. Please update?

    6. Too funny. Damn what a way to spend Sunday morning. Lottie’s Dad derserved so much more, but Bette should tell her. Alice you big chicken. This so reminds me of my friends. The phone usually starts around 8;30 and I’m the same way. Like who the hell is calling at this time, cos they know better.

    7. Helena better make Alice pay for that. They should all make Alice pay for that. God, it was just Lottie’s birthday. I was sitting here wondering if she was really a man, if she had a prosthetic limb or other medical condition, if she has to wear corrective lenses when she drives. Maybe she wasn’t willing to donate her organs. Nobody wants my organs anymore, they are assumed to be tainted by my diabetes, but I like them. And nobody has to make me wear my glasses, I’m too goddamned blind to do anything but go to the bathroom without them. But a word about Word: I say fight the machine! As helebette knows, I’ve seen it try to change her to “celibate”. Now, I’ve never met the woman, but it just didn’t seem right, so I didn’t allow it.

    8. Best Sunday morning ever! I totally get not wanting the pets to “watch” anything. They usually want to nap or something though. Usually. It’s just best if they’re out of the room. Um. Yeah. I don’t think Hels will get it in the neck for telling Bette, it’s not like it’s *bad* news or anything… It just means that once again, Bette’s one of the last to know anything. And everything’s being planned without her. Which is likely… well, bad. Oh well, Hels, we hardly knew ye. The chapter was too funny, lovely to read. Post when you can sofa, thanks!

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