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    Summer Vacation. Chapter 44

    “Remember, I can’t swim,” said Lottie anxiously,

    “It’s ok,” Jo held her hand tight and reassuringly, “I’ve got you,”

    ~

    Not long after, Shane and Carmen made their way down from the rocks, stepping gingerly until their feet touched soft sand again, the beach deserted now apart from a few hard swimmers and the late afternoon dog walkers who’s canines tore up and down the empty stretch of sand,

    “Well what have we here?” said Shane, as they approached the house, stopping parallel to the small boat as they noticed a pile of discarded clothes at their feet,

    She picked up the white cut-off linen pants Lottie had been sporting on her arrival with Bette that afternoon and held them up for Carmen to inspect,

    “Sprung …!” Carmen chuckled, standing on her tip-toes to see if she could see into the boat,

    “I reckon we should take them back in,” Shane decided dryly, “after all the tide could come up and wash them away,”

    Carmen grinned and nodded, “Okay!”

    They both glanced back at the boat as they made a hasty retreat, ducking into the house past Helena and Alice who were both still dozing on the front porch,

    Inside on the sofa Kit was fast asleep with Che’s head on her lap, Shane dashed in with the clothes, holding her finger to her mouth as Angie looked up from the DVD they were watching with interest,

    “Aunt Shane?”

    Shane ducked into the bedrooms and reappeared with a sly smirk, she caught Carmen by the waist and span her round, “Done,”

    “What is?” Lara asked, pushing Freddie’s stroller through the back door with some difficulty,

    Carmen smiled and walked over to help, “Nothing,” she replied, catching the other end of the stroller, “just a little game Shane’s playing with Lottie and Jo,”

    “Game?” Li jumped up excitedly, Angie close behind, asking in unison, “can we play?”

    Shane patted them both affectionately on their heads, “Not your sort of game …”

    ~

    Everyone was up and awake and perusing the take-out menu for their favourite Thai place in town when Lottie and Jo reappeared, quiet and inconspicuously through the front porch. Still fuming that someone would steal their clothes from a private stretch of beach in Malibu,

    Comments

    1. I just love sthis tory more and more. after this party how can lottie and jo feel like they don’t belong the “family”. heck that’s what family is all about! i totally love alice’s dvd, perfect!!! :)

    2. ok, i’ve just finished like half a page and i’m already going “aaaahhhh” because the image of carmen in her bikini…*ahem*…*glances down at self* well im glad i match up faaaairly well. *runs back to read more* great so far sweety

    3. oh…umm…that made me melt a little…a lot i suppose…*sheepish*…that was really lovely writing, just really great. my net cut out when i was on page two, but before it did, i thought to myself for the umpteenth time, how much more helena has learned on the actual show from having the ground yanked from beneath her feet than bette seems to have learned, and there are hints of just how much she’s able to really connect with people, in a way that you wouldn’t expect…anyway, you capture that while also having a more fully evolved bette running around and taking naughty baths;) veerrrrry nice tub, though you know, my clawfoot obsession is personally being pushed aside slighty for a ‘giant wooden jacuzi style bath but without the gaudy white or marble’ you know where the hot water makes steam which makes the wood smell all nice and woodsy. mmm…oh dear, this story is just so beautiful, it really is. i’m a bit beside myself *smile* xoxox babe

    4. oh, and you handled the wedding just perfectly. did i mention that? well you did. that was…everything a story should be…a story about that…well you know what i mean…that thing i’ve always called by its first letter and said i’d die before i did…well dammit, you have me melting over it…you have skills storyteller;)

    5. Oh this was such a good update! A little bit of everything and everybody in it. Hahaha…Bette and Tina still going at it after all these years…beautiful. Just waiting for your next update.

    6. Well, sofa, I have to give it to you, you really can tell a story, a complex and neatly woven one at that. You’re also good at fiction in that I think it’s been several decades (if not a century) since Malibu was deserted enough for Shane and Carmen to find a secluded spot on the rocks, which have to be much harder than either surf or sand, so I hope Carmen was the bottom in all their escapades there. She has the padding to handle it, scrawny old Shane would have broken something. And yes, Shane certainly has nipples, but I must say I’ve seen scant evidence the woman ever grew tits, so how *great* can they be? The actress is supposed to be Gwenyth Paltrow’s cousin, but I bet Olive Oyl is Shane’s virgin aunt. Oh yeah, I have to thank you for making such a big deal out of Lottie’s discarded/stolen pants, cause you and me, we’ve got pants history.

    7. Wow, I need your help in planning my parents 50th wedding anniversary. This party went on with out a hitch, except for the missing clothes. By the way where did Shane hide them at? Loved the family time.

    8. I love this story more every chapter! I am so glad that they threw Lottie a birthday party and now she is having the family birthday time. I hope this shows her how much she truly is a part of the family now. I can’t wait to read more!

    9. Hey, Sofa! This was really good! We love how you described the growth that all the ladies have experienced, thru Alice’s DVD. Very enjoyable chappy. Thanks for sharing this fabulous story. PPS – Lucero & Marsha – JC’s Salsa Aunties from Mexico City

    10. Hey, Sofa! Have I told you lately that I *fvcking love* this framily, this story? I love the way you present the framily scenes. It’s a joy to see them have fun together and see the love that binds them all regardless of bloodlines. I love the way you give other couples some “screen time”. What a party huh, three out of the five couples managed to sneak out for some *quality alone time*. LOL! And of course, I love all the Bette & Tina stuff: the freaking hot bubble bath and the *lovely* beach wedding. *SIGH* I’d cry buckets too in utter joy if I see that scene play out in S6. I’d blink back tears too as soon as I hear the first notes of “Here, There and Everywhere”… Ahhhh, so sweet. Lastly, I LOL at the mention of Tina’s signature eyeroll and LMAO because the cute, adorable, pesky Angie happened to have inherited it too. :) Thank you, thank you for this update, for this story, Sofa! I hope this “Summer Vacation” will not end anytime soon. PPS :>

    11. Sofa this I think this is the best chapter yet, or maybe not, or mabye but it is right up there. Now I’m going to be greedy and say I can’t wait to here Lottie’s reaction to the party, and the trip and !!!!!!!!! well anyway, more. Can’t get enough. Thank you. Md

    12. Oh my goodness, I love this story SO much. The video of Bette & Tina’s wedding actually made me get all teary…and all your characters seem so real to me. I can just see the picture of Lottie & Angie dancing in the living room…thanks for yet another incredible installment of this story, hope it keeps going forever!!

    13. Hello Sofa… wow am I late for this party or what… wink… ok… can I join this family… cause well yeah its just perfect… you create such a beautiful picture with this family… even through the flaws there is beauty and acceptance… and I do hope that Bette does ask Lo to stay… I think Bette needs her… just as much as she needs Bette… you are just so perfect at capturing all these different personalities… love it so much… hugs, JC

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