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    Summer Vacation. Chapter 47

    Yet it was an altogether different piece, one buried deep in between the one hundred and one columns about the lothario Shane that almost cost Alice’s precious laptop its life. A piece which lacked the humour and hilarity of the Lives, Loves and Lay’s, or the wicked gossip of Mandy’s ‘outing’. A piece which left Lottie seething with fury, imagining Jenny choking to death on her microphone as she smugly read. A damning and icy portrayal of one of 21st century America’s most powerful art world scholars, entitled simply “Self Portrait’. Jenny’s one and only stab at a critical piece of work which left Bette, her subject, and the remainder of their circle of friends no longer speaking to her.

    Lottie left Alice’s laptop still open on the couch and grabbed her keys making it as far as the drivers door to her car intending on driving over and having it out with Jenny when she remembered how many mojito’s they’d had.

    “Fuck.”

    Lottie stomped back indoors, the small stretch of ocean front homes was stupidly quiet after dark and it was likely no cabs would be passing. She called one, and went back out front to wait with Banjo hot on her heels, not caring in the least that her impulsiveness was making way for ridiculous decisions.

    Banjo whined and fussed as if to say he didn’t agree with her plans. As the cab pulled into the driveway she stroked in between his ears one more time and sent him back indoors, promising to return soon.

    When Helena awoke the following morning the house was devoid of both children and dog and she found a grumpy note on the table in the hallway from Li, stating that she’d taken Banjo with her up the beach to a friends house since it didn’t seem like anyone else was going to get up and walk him that day. Helena looked around but couldn’t find Lottie anywhere, her room was empty, her bed still made and her car still parked out front.

    Alice called out to her sleepily, oddly expecting to get an answer, “Lottie?”

    “I don’t think she’s here.” Helena replied.

    ~

    Lottie awoke face down amongst a pile of satin pillows that smelled strangely familiar, a mixture of greens and gold and the hint of lavender fragrance Alice liked to use. Her head thumped, her throat screamed out dryly begging for water and she needed to pee so bad she had to will her limbs to move together. Warily she opened one eye and came face to face with a mop of shiny brown hair and two mascara smeared panda eyes belonging to the thin sleeping woman who shared the other side of the bed. Lottie groaned and got up, staggering helplessly into Alice’s bathroom.

    Comments

    1. Thank you for each and every page, I love the interaction between the whole family and have missed this story. You’d have to be on ludes to have Jenny and Lottie sleeping together, please say it ain’t so. Looking forward to the next chapter. Thank you, Md

    2. Well, look who’s here! It was only last night that I read some of the early chapters of this saga, having grown bored waiting for new ones. Tell that HB person she ought to get her ass in gear and post as well. No matter what may or may not have happened, to wake up in Jenny’s bed (well, Alice’s really) is a sure sign that way too much alcohol was consumed. Please define ‘mithered’.

    3. I am so happy to see this story again. It is still a favorite of mine. Although I still am not a fan of Jenny and now you have Lottie hooking up with her. Now, Lottie is really like Bette in doing something that she would not normally do. I hope that she just passed out and nothing actually happened. Still love Bette and Tina and always will. Angie is a hoot and maybe now Che will talk to the others.

    4. Well, hello, sofa! I’m so glad to read an update from you! :) It’s sad that there’s an expanding wasteland of uncompleted stories in this wonderful site but I’m glad this one hasn’t gone that route yet. Anyway, if Lottie slept with Jenny as implied, that would be a cause for worry. Huge thanks for this post, sofa! Hope your hectic work life will ease up soon. :>

    5. Nothing to worry about, Alice only has the one bedroom, and Lottie probably just fell into bed, totally sloshed, and I bet her and Jenny didn’t even share a chaste peck, let alone any sort of drunken passionate snogging. I don’t even think Jenny’s gonna tease Lottie about it, ever. See, sofa? Relentless optimism. The same relentless optimism that let me know you’d post again at some point. And the same optimism that’s telling me you’ll be posting again in the near future. So thanks for the chapter, you’ve been missed. Cheers!

    6. WELCOME BACK Sofa, we have missed you. PLEEEEEEEEEEEEASE say Lotie didn’t have sex with that LOW life Jenny. I might have to crawl through my computer and beat Jenny myself.

    7. 1st so glad u r back!!!!! But I don’t believe that U just did that with Lottie and Jenny. U betta not put Lottie and Jenny 2gether. I adore Jo just like Angie does!!! Love Bette and Tina, more of TiBette plz. Less of Jenny at least less of Jenny and Lottie. Thx again for coming back. I missed U.

    8. I was just wondering the other day when we would get a post from you. So glad to see it. I’ve missed this story. Did Lottie sleep with Jenny? Not sure I like that one. Looking forward to more.

    9. Ohh you are back!!! Glad to see you have almost work out your internet problem.. (by the way, send a big hug to your neighbour from me). Mmm.. interesting chapter.. but I’m a little confused.. did Lottie sleep with evil Jenny??? I really hope she didn’t.. let her murder her.. but not have sex with her!!! Anyway.. I’ll be patiently waiting for the next update.. oh and don’t worry for the pages.. glad to read them!!! Have a good day!

    10. I was just wondering the other day when we would get a post from you. So glad to see it. I’ve missed this story. Did Lottie sleep with Jenny? Not sure I like that one. Looking forward to more.

    11. Yay, you’re back!! This is like the only story I read on here, so you’d BETTER keep going with it! I’m loving it (esp. Bette & Tina!)….more please!

    12. I am thrilled to get a new chapter, but please tell me Lottie didn’t sleep with Jenny. It would break my heart to have Lottie confess her love to Jo and turn around to fall in bed with Jenny.

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