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    Summer Vacation. Chapter 48

    Kit, who was a whole lot more fun at 6am than Lottie ever expected.

    “Does it have anything to do with me picking you up from where Jenny Schecter is staying?” Kit asked.

    Lottie half-shrugged, half-blushed and then just stared at the floor. “Maybe …” She paused then hid her face in her hands. “I think I really screwed up Kit.”

    Kit couldn’t help but chuckle, thinking how alike to her older sister Lottie sounded right then. “Whatever you did … in my experience it’s best to face it head on rather than run away, apologies work best that way.”

    “That’s just it,” Lottie stated, “I don’t remember what it is that I did.”

    Kit stared back at her, knowing that feeling all to well. “Oh dear.”

    ~

    “She’s a grown up.” Helena stressed once again over breakfast when Alice raised for the third or fourth time that something might have happened to Lottie and so they should probably call Bette.

    Helena, unlike Alice, could smell the work of Jenny all over Lottie’s disappearance and so could think of nothing more inappropriate than calling Bette and setting into motion a series of events that they would all undeniably pay for.

    “She could be lying in a ditch somewhere.” Alice grumbled, shoving the last piece of grapefruit into her mouth.

    “She’s not dead in a ditch.” Helena replied exasperated. “Think about it, when you were twenty and your bed wasn’t slept in, and you went out late and didn’t come home what was the most likely reason, death … or sex?”

    Alice’s mouth opened wide. “Sex … but what about Jo!?!”

    Helena shrugged, “Which is precisely why we shouldn’t call Bette.”

    “I can’t believe she would cheat on Jo.” Alice continued, after a momentary pause to digest what her girlfriend was implying.

    “I can’t either, and don’t you say anything because we don’t even know that’s what happened.”

    “Can you believe Jenny is back?” Alice continued, thinking aloud more than anything else. “After all this time she’s back and already we’re being dragged to poetry recitals and boring book signings …”

    “And watching her fuck around with people’s lives.”

    “Huh?”

    Helena stared back at her, “Nothing.”

    “Are you upset by Jenny being back?” Alice asked, suddenly rediscovering her sensitive side and with it she moved around the table to sit in Helena’s lap.

    Comments

    1. I love everything you write, and I’m very late to this story, but I’ve really enjoyed catching up. I hope this story goes on forever, thank you for continuing to write it! Love that Tina and Bette are going to try for another baby.

    2. I love this but ‘eh??? can u really get that drunk that u don’t know if u’ve done the dirty deed or not??? I can’t drink more than 3 glasses without suffering alcoholic poisoning so my question is real. Jenny is such a user. Get Helena and Bette to kick her sad arse outa town!!! Thx for the update.

    3. Sorry I haven’t commented. I read on my Blackberry and it doesn’t let me log in. I love how your chapters mix seriousness and the funny, often simultaneously for the same characters. The undercurrent of each person’s history adds depth to each story arc. I also love the (struggling here for words) depiction of couples at various points in relationships, not dismissing, making assumptions, or judging any of them. There is rekindled love, new love, new family love, starting family love and, of course, long-term love. It is a treat to read each chapter. Thank you.

    4. You know, it’s a myth that people forget what they have done while in a state of drunken stupor. I’ve had too much brandy and tequila a few times before but I did remember every embarrassing act I and my drinking buddies have committed during the session. You lose control and inhibition, so you tend to do foolish things that you’d wish to bury in your memory the following day. Anyway, I think Lottie and Jenny fooled around a bit that’s why Lottie had selective temporary amnesia. The princess of darkness spells trouble for the framily. I heart your loved-up version of Bette & Tina and I enjoyed their poolside conversation, kissing and decision to have another baby. *Thank you, sofa!* :>

    5. LOL! myth or otherwise, I feel duty bound to reveal that i can count on the fingers of more than one hand the number of times I’ve drunk enough to *forget* it all the next day. Ok, so one time I had concussion, one time I drank absinthe from Paris and one time I got into a vodka shooters match with a 6ft 3inch tall ginger haired guy and lost. I can’t really recall the offending insults the other times but I can assure you. It does happen kids :P

    6. Oh thank goodness the princess of the dark did not deflower the younger sister of Bette. At least now, Lottie can breath again and get her self together. First thing she needs to do is let Kit know that it was just poker and not the other.

    7. …also, I have to agree with helebette, your characters are all so damn likeable! I don’t hate Jenny nearly as much as usual, which is definitely an accomplishment. And I just wanna be best friends with all the others…

    8. you know Jenny just can’t help writing bad things, so I am sure some disastrous version of untruth is going to be printed about Lottie. I am VERY glad to see Lottie did not have sex with Jenny.

    9. Thank GOD she didn’t sleep with that creep Jenny. I also love that B&T are talking about having another baby, and NO Jenny can’t go to Paris with the gang. Thanks for the updae, PPS :o).

    10. awww, this story is so so so worth losing sleep over. i’m going to go give you a cuddle now, for posting it at such insane hours. it keeps getting more interesting with each chapter and i must say, i hate jenny *less* with your telling…i think you’ve written her with much more compassion than i could have, and i think she makes a really interesting addition to the story. helena and alice should get it on again soon, they’re a good pairing the way you write it. xo babe, excellent work

    11. Oh goody,Sofa is back with an update, and it was wonderful as always. Poor Lottie, that is an awful feeling not knowing what happened after consumming to much. I truly enjoyed reading every word but did you have to go 11 pages before the answer came out? Do you think that maybe Alice’s condo can have a power serge or somthing to make all Jennys writing disapear? Waiting paciently for the next update while your doing “better things”. Thank you, Md

    12. awesome update bette and tina gonna try for baby number 2…jenny and lottie played poker, but i wonder what jenny is writing about lottie!more drama! :)PPS

    13. What a coincidence! I just happened to be wearing my David Bowie t-shirt AND my Ramones underpants while reading this! I think I might have gone with Patti Smith on a Sunday morning, but Wilson has the exuberance of adolescence. Anyway, very good to see you post (If that HB person is in fact close enough to give you a cuddle, YOU are close enough to give her yet another kick to do the same). But I thought this chapter was ready long ago-can’t steal enough bandwidth to post more often? Very glad that Lottie didn’t actually go there with La Jenny, but I’m sure the Mistress of Darkness will have enough fodder from the experience to bring yet more misery to the lives of her (cannibalized) “friends”. Steal more bandwidth soon.

    14. Oh THANK GOD there was no Lottie/Jenny action…I think I would’ve thrown up a little :PAlice & Helena are too cute, and I can really see them…and of course I love bette & tina, and would love them to have another kid (though they’d have to be on equal terms, of course, not like the first time round…)

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