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    Summer Vacation. Chapter 48

    “She has holiday due I keep telling her to take.” Kit added, eager not to seem like a heartless business partner, “But all she ever says is she’s saving for the baby and who wants to take a cramped plane when they’re pregnant.”

    Dana nodded, “And she’s right.”

    “What about if someone offered you a private plane ride and a free place to stay?” Lottie spoke up, thinking of her family’s pad in London and the likelihood that London would be partly raining most of the time.

    Dana simply stared back at her, “What?”

    “What would you say if I said you can go and stay at my family’s house in London?” Lottie repeated extraordinarily slowly. “And I’d throw in use of the jet for free.”

    Dana’s mouth sort of draped open.

    “I mean you’ve missed Wimbledon.” Lottie continued, amused by Dana’s astonished stare, “but still.”

    Dana nodded, still aghast.

    “I think that might be a yes.” Kit joked, she slapped Lottie playfully on her arm, “Where’s my invite to go on holiday for free to Europe then?”

    Her question seemed to confuse Lottie. “Any time you want.” She replied. “You can come with us to Paris when we go, if you want, anyone can … the house is big enough.”

    Kit shook her head. “I’m only kidding.”

    “You should think about it.” Dana said, “you need a holiday too.”

    Kit pretended to look offended, putting her hands to the side of her face to draw back imaginary lines, “Thanks!”

    “I didn’t mean it like that.” Dana retorted.

    Lottie grinned, pleased to have given Dana some hope that she might be able to relieve Lara’s heat induced grumpiness.

    “Hey, weren’t you wearing that outfit last night?” Dana added suddenly, looking Lottie’s attire up and down.

    Lottie blushed, amazed that Dana would remember. “I stayed at Kit’s.” she lied, looking to Kit for support.

    “Don’t you go dragging me into your sordid lie.” Kit teased good-naturedly. She saw the horrified look on Lottie’s face then added, “She saw you leaving here with Alice, Helena and Jenny you foolish girl!”

    “Oh …” Lottie mumbled, “Right.”

    Luckily for her Dana had a short attention span in the mornings and seemed to have tired of that conversation. “So you really have a house in London?” She asked, feeling just a tiny bit jealous of Lottie and her lifestyle.

    Comments

    1. I love everything you write, and I’m very late to this story, but I’ve really enjoyed catching up. I hope this story goes on forever, thank you for continuing to write it! Love that Tina and Bette are going to try for another baby.

    2. I love this but ‘eh??? can u really get that drunk that u don’t know if u’ve done the dirty deed or not??? I can’t drink more than 3 glasses without suffering alcoholic poisoning so my question is real. Jenny is such a user. Get Helena and Bette to kick her sad arse outa town!!! Thx for the update.

    3. Sorry I haven’t commented. I read on my Blackberry and it doesn’t let me log in. I love how your chapters mix seriousness and the funny, often simultaneously for the same characters. The undercurrent of each person’s history adds depth to each story arc. I also love the (struggling here for words) depiction of couples at various points in relationships, not dismissing, making assumptions, or judging any of them. There is rekindled love, new love, new family love, starting family love and, of course, long-term love. It is a treat to read each chapter. Thank you.

    4. You know, it’s a myth that people forget what they have done while in a state of drunken stupor. I’ve had too much brandy and tequila a few times before but I did remember every embarrassing act I and my drinking buddies have committed during the session. You lose control and inhibition, so you tend to do foolish things that you’d wish to bury in your memory the following day. Anyway, I think Lottie and Jenny fooled around a bit that’s why Lottie had selective temporary amnesia. The princess of darkness spells trouble for the framily. I heart your loved-up version of Bette & Tina and I enjoyed their poolside conversation, kissing and decision to have another baby. *Thank you, sofa!* :>

    5. LOL! myth or otherwise, I feel duty bound to reveal that i can count on the fingers of more than one hand the number of times I’ve drunk enough to *forget* it all the next day. Ok, so one time I had concussion, one time I drank absinthe from Paris and one time I got into a vodka shooters match with a 6ft 3inch tall ginger haired guy and lost. I can’t really recall the offending insults the other times but I can assure you. It does happen kids :P

    6. Oh thank goodness the princess of the dark did not deflower the younger sister of Bette. At least now, Lottie can breath again and get her self together. First thing she needs to do is let Kit know that it was just poker and not the other.

    7. …also, I have to agree with helebette, your characters are all so damn likeable! I don’t hate Jenny nearly as much as usual, which is definitely an accomplishment. And I just wanna be best friends with all the others…

    8. you know Jenny just can’t help writing bad things, so I am sure some disastrous version of untruth is going to be printed about Lottie. I am VERY glad to see Lottie did not have sex with Jenny.

    9. Thank GOD she didn’t sleep with that creep Jenny. I also love that B&T are talking about having another baby, and NO Jenny can’t go to Paris with the gang. Thanks for the updae, PPS :o).

    10. awww, this story is so so so worth losing sleep over. i’m going to go give you a cuddle now, for posting it at such insane hours. it keeps getting more interesting with each chapter and i must say, i hate jenny *less* with your telling…i think you’ve written her with much more compassion than i could have, and i think she makes a really interesting addition to the story. helena and alice should get it on again soon, they’re a good pairing the way you write it. xo babe, excellent work

    11. Oh goody,Sofa is back with an update, and it was wonderful as always. Poor Lottie, that is an awful feeling not knowing what happened after consumming to much. I truly enjoyed reading every word but did you have to go 11 pages before the answer came out? Do you think that maybe Alice’s condo can have a power serge or somthing to make all Jennys writing disapear? Waiting paciently for the next update while your doing “better things”. Thank you, Md

    12. awesome update bette and tina gonna try for baby number 2…jenny and lottie played poker, but i wonder what jenny is writing about lottie!more drama! :)PPS

    13. What a coincidence! I just happened to be wearing my David Bowie t-shirt AND my Ramones underpants while reading this! I think I might have gone with Patti Smith on a Sunday morning, but Wilson has the exuberance of adolescence. Anyway, very good to see you post (If that HB person is in fact close enough to give you a cuddle, YOU are close enough to give her yet another kick to do the same). But I thought this chapter was ready long ago-can’t steal enough bandwidth to post more often? Very glad that Lottie didn’t actually go there with La Jenny, but I’m sure the Mistress of Darkness will have enough fodder from the experience to bring yet more misery to the lives of her (cannibalized) “friends”. Steal more bandwidth soon.

    14. Oh THANK GOD there was no Lottie/Jenny action…I think I would’ve thrown up a little :PAlice & Helena are too cute, and I can really see them…and of course I love bette & tina, and would love them to have another kid (though they’d have to be on equal terms, of course, not like the first time round…)

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