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    Summer Vacation. Chapter 49

    “Lottie …” She strode over and took Lottie by her left hand, not caring to ask what any of the adults were talking about as she was already dragging her off. “Lottie … can I talk to you?”

    “Li, what’s the matter?” Helena asked, slightly concerned.

    Li gave her mother the kind of look that implied she was the last person she wanted to talk to.

    “Please?” Li asked again.

    Lottie nodded, allowing herself to be dragged away. She left Helena and Alice standing in the middle of the kitchen looking deflated that their ‘big’ news was upstaged by a twelve year old.

    They got to the top of the kitchen stairs and Lottie asked her again. “Li … what’s up?”

    Li glanced around, processing in her mind that upstairs in her bedroom her big brother and Che were doing odd things with her stuffed animals as Wilson used them as props in his recreation of Harry Potter for a four year old. She took Lottie by the hand again and dragged her halfway up the stairs into the room the children used as a playroom before it was taken over by Wilson and his friends when they were rehearsing their band. Lottie took a sidelong glance at the window as they walked in, noting that Wilson was right and it would definitely be the easiest window to sneak into the house late at night through.

    Li sat her on the couch and then sat down on the arm of it nervously.

    “Li.” Lottie smiled. “What’s up?”

    “Promise you won’t tell Mummy?” Li asked, unrealistic as ever.

    Lottie kept a listening, straight face. “I can’t promise that.”

    “Alright then,” Li negotiated, “at least promise you wont tell Aunt Alice?”

    Lottie shrugged. “Why?”

    “I got my period.” Li mumbled, embarrassed.

    Lottie tried her best not to smile, remembering how it felt to finally have that thing happen and to be excited and simultaneously horrified because no one ever prepares you for the appropriate way to react.

    “Aw … hey … that’s great.” Lottie mumbled back, a little at a loss for what else to say. She gave Li a stiff sort of hug and then realised that in actual fact she was entirely unqualified for that sort of conversation. “Do you … er … do you need any help with anything?” Lottie asked as Li pulled away and rolled her eyes.

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    1. The way you ended this chapter, I’m, uhm, speechless. :-) Li and Lottie were so cute with their awkward period conversation. Family in all its various permutations, loving this story as ever. Thank you, sofasitter!

    2. Another epic chapter, Ms. sofa. Don’t tell me you don’t covet my Ramones panties! Actually, they are imaginary and I would suspect that no matter what one’s gender and orientation might be, little could be more repellent than Joey Ramone’s face on one’s partner’s crotch. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again-that man was uuuuuuugly. Your description of Lottie’s grilling reminded me of my mother’s famous “dryburgers”. My old school father insisted that all meat be cooked to a dry, tough, tasteless state of varying shades of gray. Yum! So the geezers make sparks with glass and might even make a baby. Alice and Helena make it official. (I would have thought Helena would have better security than to let Wilson sneak in and out at will.) And with Lottie’s cocoon of first love opened by Jo’s departure gets to wonder in a new way about relationships. Meanwhile Li and Ang wait in the wings, observers for now.

    3. Trust Bette & Tina to come up with their own twist on how to achieve a sense of tranquility and wellbeing through physical, cardiovascular and VOCAL exercises. *grinning stupidly* That’s one hot yoga session, sofa! Bette even did an advanced leg lift somewhere. LOL! Can’t wait for the Paris chapter(s?). I call it the Oohaa City because you’d go “oooh” or/and “aaah” at almost every turn. Bette, Lottie and Angie would bask in the art works there everywhere. Will Jenny join the trip? I feel kinda sorry for her because she’s the lone single in the group. Maybe you can pair her with someone else, but not Max please. As for your rebuttal on the “myth”, I stand by my vivid recollections of my few trips to Drunkenville. But I understand Lottie’s blurriness. If I accidentally slept or fooled around with someone else just hours after my significant other’s flight, I’d plead alcohol-induced amnesia too. Huge thanks, sofa! :>

    4. Dang it, my computer is acting up or maybe it is my server. Whatever I was in the middle of my comment and then all of sudden it was in cyberspace. Alice is a hoot.

    5. zomg sofa, when do we get another installment? This one is absolutely fantastic…and HOT like whoa…and now I miss ’em all and want to hear more!!

    6. wow…that was super hot…and it even had tina involved and i *still* thought it was hot! that takes mad skills babe, which you have in abundance. as i sit here and you write away, tap tap tapping all that brilliance onto your jet-black space-age million dollar micro-laptop, i am sort of daydreaming about your first book signing and how i might get free espressos as the grrrrlfriend of the brilliant author. i look forward to that day, but for serious! because you’re uber-brilliant. i like how each chapter is just a really really good story and i want to read more no matter how little interest i have in the actual show! this should *be* the show, i’ve said that before, but i defo think that IC should hit you up to write a never-ending ‘summer vacation’ version of the L word. ok, i’ll stop embarassing you now, but you deserve all the gushing love. xoxoxox and pps;)

    7. YOGA FIGURE 69, WELL DONE. lOVE THE STORY. Glad u r reading IF IT WASN’T. Its supposed to be a short story…a diversion for ONLY U and MELTDOWN really because I can’t bear to bring them closer to the end, I have a problem with endings!! pps

    8. As I have said many times before I just LOVE this story. I was reading Greentea’s story which has extensive info about yoga but didn’t mention 69 at all lol good learn sumthin new:)PPS

    9. HOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMM, Sofa, I would have had one of those nice little family comments to make back on pg. 11 but not I think I’m just a llttle to flustered. Ok, going to look for a yoga partner. Thank you, Md

    10. See… that was hot. So hot that I’m feeling all goofy now. I’m sure I had something witty to say about Al and Hels but that’s all gone now. I’ll maybe remember it at some later point, and it really won’t have been that witty at all. I really can’t wait til they all get to Paris. Great chapter, thanks for the update, sofa. cheers!

    11. Yoga, rofl alice is too much. love the li and lottie chat,lol..kit is so funny calling bette on her lets make a baby look,lol… fantastic update!! :)PPS

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