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    Summer Vacation. Chapter 49

    She nodded happily and buried her face in the nook of Helena’s neck, kissing her there softly.

    “Hi … Banjo?”

    Lottie called out loudly from the front hall. She wandered through; still in the middle of opening post that Bette had given her just before she left which came in a bulk package that day from Roger. She scan read a boring looking document with hers and her mother’s name on it several times. Then discovered a repeat document underneath with her mother’s name substituted for Bette’s in every place. It seemed complicated and made her head hurt and so she folded them both back up again intending to ask Helena about it later.

    “We’re down here.” Helena called, laughing. “Come down, we’ve got something to tell you.”

    Lottie sauntered down the stairs, warily if only because she still had the imprint burned into her retinas of the two of them at it in the kitchen with the icing that was meant for her birthday cake less than a week before. Helena stood behind Alice with her arms around her waist and they were grinning so wildly Lottie couldn’t help but wonder if one of them was somehow miraculously pregnant.

    “What’s going on?” She asked nonchalantly, grabbing a glass from the cabinet and juice from the fridge.

    “We just decided something.” Alice stated gleefully, drawing it out.

    Lottie leant against the counter on the opposite side. “Uh huh … what?”

    “Alice is moving in.” Helena replied, kissing Alice’s cheek as she spoke.

    Lottie smiled and in doing so spilled a little juice down her chin, she coughed, realising they were both looking for something more congratulatory than spitting juice at them both. “That’s … er … that’s great.” Lottie grinned, truly pleased for them both.

    Alice seemed unsatisfied. “You might seem a little bit excited?”

    Lottie put down the glass of juice and the stack of papers she was carrying and walked towards them, holding out her arms to give Alice a congratulatory hug. “I’m really happy for you both.” She stated warmly, “really, I am.”

    “Lottie?”

    Li’s screech from above was followed by the sound of her hurtling down the stairs and she came running into the kitchen less than a second later.

    Comments

    1. The way you ended this chapter, I’m, uhm, speechless. :-) Li and Lottie were so cute with their awkward period conversation. Family in all its various permutations, loving this story as ever. Thank you, sofasitter!

    2. Another epic chapter, Ms. sofa. Don’t tell me you don’t covet my Ramones panties! Actually, they are imaginary and I would suspect that no matter what one’s gender and orientation might be, little could be more repellent than Joey Ramone’s face on one’s partner’s crotch. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again-that man was uuuuuuugly. Your description of Lottie’s grilling reminded me of my mother’s famous “dryburgers”. My old school father insisted that all meat be cooked to a dry, tough, tasteless state of varying shades of gray. Yum! So the geezers make sparks with glass and might even make a baby. Alice and Helena make it official. (I would have thought Helena would have better security than to let Wilson sneak in and out at will.) And with Lottie’s cocoon of first love opened by Jo’s departure gets to wonder in a new way about relationships. Meanwhile Li and Ang wait in the wings, observers for now.

    3. Trust Bette & Tina to come up with their own twist on how to achieve a sense of tranquility and wellbeing through physical, cardiovascular and VOCAL exercises. *grinning stupidly* That’s one hot yoga session, sofa! Bette even did an advanced leg lift somewhere. LOL! Can’t wait for the Paris chapter(s?). I call it the Oohaa City because you’d go “oooh” or/and “aaah” at almost every turn. Bette, Lottie and Angie would bask in the art works there everywhere. Will Jenny join the trip? I feel kinda sorry for her because she’s the lone single in the group. Maybe you can pair her with someone else, but not Max please. As for your rebuttal on the “myth”, I stand by my vivid recollections of my few trips to Drunkenville. But I understand Lottie’s blurriness. If I accidentally slept or fooled around with someone else just hours after my significant other’s flight, I’d plead alcohol-induced amnesia too. Huge thanks, sofa! :>

    4. Dang it, my computer is acting up or maybe it is my server. Whatever I was in the middle of my comment and then all of sudden it was in cyberspace. Alice is a hoot.

    5. zomg sofa, when do we get another installment? This one is absolutely fantastic…and HOT like whoa…and now I miss ’em all and want to hear more!!

    6. wow…that was super hot…and it even had tina involved and i *still* thought it was hot! that takes mad skills babe, which you have in abundance. as i sit here and you write away, tap tap tapping all that brilliance onto your jet-black space-age million dollar micro-laptop, i am sort of daydreaming about your first book signing and how i might get free espressos as the grrrrlfriend of the brilliant author. i look forward to that day, but for serious! because you’re uber-brilliant. i like how each chapter is just a really really good story and i want to read more no matter how little interest i have in the actual show! this should *be* the show, i’ve said that before, but i defo think that IC should hit you up to write a never-ending ‘summer vacation’ version of the L word. ok, i’ll stop embarassing you now, but you deserve all the gushing love. xoxoxox and pps;)

    7. YOGA FIGURE 69, WELL DONE. lOVE THE STORY. Glad u r reading IF IT WASN’T. Its supposed to be a short story…a diversion for ONLY U and MELTDOWN really because I can’t bear to bring them closer to the end, I have a problem with endings!! pps

    8. As I have said many times before I just LOVE this story. I was reading Greentea’s story which has extensive info about yoga but didn’t mention 69 at all lol good learn sumthin new:)PPS

    9. HOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMM, Sofa, I would have had one of those nice little family comments to make back on pg. 11 but not I think I’m just a llttle to flustered. Ok, going to look for a yoga partner. Thank you, Md

    10. See… that was hot. So hot that I’m feeling all goofy now. I’m sure I had something witty to say about Al and Hels but that’s all gone now. I’ll maybe remember it at some later point, and it really won’t have been that witty at all. I really can’t wait til they all get to Paris. Great chapter, thanks for the update, sofa. cheers!

    11. Yoga, rofl alice is too much. love the li and lottie chat,lol..kit is so funny calling bette on her lets make a baby look,lol… fantastic update!! :)PPS

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