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Summer Vacation. Chapter 49
Alice huffed silently in disbelief. “That’s it. She’s out of there.” And she meant it too.
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“Where’s she going to go?” Helena asked, dragging the bag of dog food out of the cupboard to feed Banjo who was looking hungry and forlorn.
Alice stood the other side of the counter with Che in her arms balanced gently on her hip. The look of the two of them together softened Helena in a way she couldn’t describe, making it hard for her to be tough on Alice, who in turn was being too tough on Jenny.
“I don’t give a fuck.” Alice replied, covering her mouth after she said the word ‘fuck’ as if that allowed her to take it back and have it be so Che hadn’t heard it.
Che chuckled sleepily but didn’t repeat, he chewed on a breadstick Auntie Helena had given him as they entered the kitchen and listened happily to the two of them talking back and forth.
“She can go stay with Carmen and Shane.” Alice continued, knowing that the very idea would send Carmen into a flip.
“Yeah, Carmen would love that.” Helena replied sarcastically.
“But it’s my apartment!” Alice whined petulantly, as if Jenny were somehow sullying it with her sleazy tactics and stupid Pomeranian shoulder-bag-pooch.
Helena smirked as she watched her girlfriend looking adorable, trying to resist stamping her foot as she made her point. She walked towards her and Alice’s pout extended into a full blown smile as Che happily gurgled beside them.
“You know …” Helena slipped her arms around Alice’s waist. “It’s not like you’re really using your apartment all that much these days.”
Alice leant back and studied Helena’s face, not totally sure what she was implying.
“I just mean …” Helena continued, “You could let Jenny use it for a bit longer, and you could bring a few more of your things over here … if you wanted to?”
Alice raised one eyebrow quietly. “Are you asking me to move in with you?”
Helena stumbled and suddenly became acutely aware of the fact that Che was held between them as they talked. She took him from Alice and set him down onto the floor, holding him by the back of his shirt as he instinctively tried to rush towards Banjo.
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There’s some sort of self-possessed multiplication thing going on with the pages … it’s spooky :o
The way you ended this chapter, I’m, uhm, speechless. :-) Li and Lottie were so cute with their awkward period conversation. Family in all its various permutations, loving this story as ever. Thank you, sofasitter!
Wow that was quite the update! Can’t wait for Paris. : )
Another epic chapter, Ms. sofa. Don’t tell me you don’t covet my Ramones panties! Actually, they are imaginary and I would suspect that no matter what one’s gender and orientation might be, little could be more repellent than Joey Ramone’s face on one’s partner’s crotch. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again-that man was uuuuuuugly. Your description of Lottie’s grilling reminded me of my mother’s famous “dryburgers”. My old school father insisted that all meat be cooked to a dry, tough, tasteless state of varying shades of gray. Yum! So the geezers make sparks with glass and might even make a baby. Alice and Helena make it official. (I would have thought Helena would have better security than to let Wilson sneak in and out at will.) And with Lottie’s cocoon of first love opened by Jo’s departure gets to wonder in a new way about relationships. Meanwhile Li and Ang wait in the wings, observers for now.
great to see your post. I do look forward to more.
Trust Bette & Tina to come up with their own twist on how to achieve a sense of tranquility and wellbeing through physical, cardiovascular and VOCAL exercises. *grinning stupidly* That’s one hot yoga session, sofa! Bette even did an advanced leg lift somewhere. LOL! Can’t wait for the Paris chapter(s?). I call it the Oohaa City because you’d go “oooh” or/and “aaah” at almost every turn. Bette, Lottie and Angie would bask in the art works there everywhere. Will Jenny join the trip? I feel kinda sorry for her because she’s the lone single in the group. Maybe you can pair her with someone else, but not Max please. As for your rebuttal on the “myth”, I stand by my vivid recollections of my few trips to Drunkenville. But I understand Lottie’s blurriness. If I accidentally slept or fooled around with someone else just hours after my significant other’s flight, I’d plead alcohol-induced amnesia too. Huge thanks, sofa! :>
Dang that was not in Bette and Tina terms. Hot, sexy and steamy those two. Alice is still a hoot with her defination
Dang it, my computer is acting up or maybe it is my server. Whatever I was in the middle of my comment and then all of sudden it was in cyberspace. Alice is a hoot.
zomg sofa, when do we get another installment? This one is absolutely fantastic…and HOT like whoa…and now I miss ’em all and want to hear more!!
wow…that was super hot…and it even had tina involved and i *still* thought it was hot! that takes mad skills babe, which you have in abundance. as i sit here and you write away, tap tap tapping all that brilliance onto your jet-black space-age million dollar micro-laptop, i am sort of daydreaming about your first book signing and how i might get free espressos as the grrrrlfriend of the brilliant author. i look forward to that day, but for serious! because you’re uber-brilliant. i like how each chapter is just a really really good story and i want to read more no matter how little interest i have in the actual show! this should *be* the show, i’ve said that before, but i defo think that IC should hit you up to write a never-ending ‘summer vacation’ version of the L word. ok, i’ll stop embarassing you now, but you deserve all the gushing love. xoxoxox and pps;)
YOGA FIGURE 69, WELL DONE. lOVE THE STORY. Glad u r reading IF IT WASN’T. Its supposed to be a short story…a diversion for ONLY U and MELTDOWN really because I can’t bear to bring them closer to the end, I have a problem with endings!! pps
As I have said many times before I just LOVE this story. I was reading Greentea’s story which has extensive info about yoga but didn’t mention 69 at all lol good learn sumthin new:)PPS
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMM, Sofa, I would have had one of those nice little family comments to make back on pg. 11 but not I think I’m just a llttle to flustered. Ok, going to look for a yoga partner. Thank you, Md
See… that was hot. So hot that I’m feeling all goofy now. I’m sure I had something witty to say about Al and Hels but that’s all gone now. I’ll maybe remember it at some later point, and it really won’t have been that witty at all. I really can’t wait til they all get to Paris. Great chapter, thanks for the update, sofa. cheers!
Yoga, rofl alice is too much. love the li and lottie chat,lol..kit is so funny calling bette on her lets make a baby look,lol… fantastic update!! :)PPS