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    Sun Salutations: Chapter 29

     Tina laughed and gazed across the room at Bette who wasn’t smiling.  “So when do I get to meet her Tina?  When?”

    “How about today for lunch? Say around 12:30 at Giovanni’s?”   Tina asked. 

    “Really?  Oh, man.  I’m so there.  I finally get to meet the woman who calmed your yoga pimping ass down.  I can not wait Tina.  Did you hear what I said?  I can not WAIT!!” the quirky blonde exclaimed.

    “Good.  You drive then Al.  I’ll make sure my sweetie meets us there”.  While Alice wasn’t looking, Tina mouthed the word ‘please’ to Bette.   Bette rolled her eyes in return.

    “Are you ready to get started Alice?” Bette asked seriously.

    “Um.yup, I am.  I’m ready.”  Alice chirped.

    “Tina, I’m sorry but I need to get back to work.  I’ll talk to you later, okay?”

    “Okay babe.” Tina gaily replied.

     

    Tina wasn’t sure why Bette’s mood changed so suddenly but she was sure she’d hear about it.  She enjoyed being with Bette more than anything but her temper could be deadly.  She laughed quietly to herselfshe was one to talk about someone’s temper.

     

    As usual, there was a crowd at Giovanni’s and a drove of people were standing outside waiting to be seated.  Bette breezed in and saw Tina and Alice already at a booth.  She strolled over to the table.

    “Hey Bette, do you want to join us?  We’re just waiting on Tina’s love of her life to meet us.  I’m actually starting to think she doesn’t exist.”

    “Sure.” Bette slid next to Tina and snuggled close to her.  She was sitting directly across from Alice now.

    “Nope, she exists Alice.  Trust me.” Tina grinned while gazing at Bette.

    “Then where the hell is she because I’m starving.  Bette tried to kill me this morning with rigorous exercise and I need to refuel my precious bod.”

    “I’m right here Alice.”  Bette said warmly leaning up against Tina’s outstretched arm.

    “Thanks, but I know where you are Bette.  I’m talking about the woman who stole Miss Kennard’s cold heart and warmed it up with the quickness.  You know what?  You couldn’t pay me to have that job.  That woman has to be out of her fucking mind to put up with you Tina.  What is she blind?  Mute?  What’s up with her?  Cause she can’t possibly be playing with a full deck.  Where the fuck is she?”  Alice asked while squinting and scanning the restaurant purposefully.  “Looks like a no show to me T.  Let’s order.  I’m hungry.”

    Comments

    1. Was so thrilled to see you posted, I could read your story over and over and not get bored. Fuckin amazing! We need this story to get through all the shit on the show.lol. Post soon and keep my tibette heart happy.

    2. comment #1: i need a moment to educate myself…ok, i’m back…i suddenly forgot every freaking word in english language that i’ve learned in the past 10 years, so i have to use my dictionary to write this comment…it’s not that i’m speechless and breathless…those conditions are so regular now with every chapter i read from you that i don’t even pay attention to them because i know the symptoms all too well…no, no, no…i’m totally brainless and thoughtless, and it took me 25 min to write this…i need a drink, i’ll be back when i’ll extend my newly learned vocabulary to 50 words

    3. muy caliente! I loved this chapter. the way you describe their feelings for one another is amazing. green, you make me believe in true love! glad to hear your new year is going well. Mine is going well also, well except for the fact that I have not found my Bette yet. but I’m still young!hey what did u think of the first episode of the season? I think IC is going to kill us, so i counting on u and a couple others on this site to keep me sane this season, ok?

    4. comment #2: okay, i’m back for seconds, i’m all better now..i realized what was wrong from the beginning, i forgot to make my green tea…now, i had it and read it again and the harmony is restored and i can even be coherent and eloquent in my own small way…okay, here it goes…i really loved this chapter…in your comment you said that you can’t promise anything and i can understand that…i guess i will enjoy this happiness as long as i can…i can compare it to watching OMFG scene from ep. 209 over and over when we had another bad B&T moment on a show…so if you’ll bring on some drama, i can always escape back to this chapter and be happy and delusional again…how you doing it? how can you find words that are absolutely perfect to the point that i need to re-read every one of them again to absorb it all…life is beautiful when it’s done…i might come for thirds, if you don’t mind

    5. heeey girl … very nice . I simply LOVE this line (so paradoxical) “I finally get to meet the woman who calmed your yoga pimping ass down.” Uttered as only Alice can do. Yeap, you sure do write unbelieveably sexy and fulfilling love scenes but you also have the wickest sense of humor. Simply enjoy the hell out of it? Thanx. P.S. congrat’s on completing the marathon!

    6. **Audibly releasing the breath I’ve been unconciously holding** I see that I’m not the only one who forgot to breathe! OMFG indeed, fergz1!! Breathless and speechless. I have to go back and read the chapter again.

    7. I’m so glad I had the common sence to wait until after work to read this chapter and not during my lunchbreak like I usely do…now I’m going to take a shower and I feel this strange need to let my gf cheque the quality of our towels ;). Do I need to say how much I loved your update ? I really love your writing style, you have such an amazing talent. You’ve even managed to let me forget my stressfull day and think about…high quality towels,shower curtains and …well, some other things too :)Allready looking forward too the next chapter. How is Helena going to react, ooh and I have a feeling that Ziggy is going to come back …now that would be interesting hehe ! Anyway take care Greentea and thanks for posting.

    8. i say GOD DAMN!!! well now i’m going to go and try an concentrate enough to uhh… work. (i think?) i don’t even know what the hell i’m supposed to be doing right now, but i don’t think picking up my bottom jaw is one of them!!! DAMN!! thank you!! please post soon. (VERY SOON) PEACE.

    9. you gotta be kiddin me with this right? how do you manage to continuously come up with this stuff? it is so much fun to read and written with a flair that can only be attributed to you and your talent. thanks for this as always. you truly never disappoint.

    10. THIS IS WHY YOU ROCK!! You write from the heart and excellent experience…I would love to see your resume ;] You could so totally change the names of the characters and become the Great Author of Lesbian Erotica!!! ok, so where did you place the bug in my room??? lololol all too real dialog beautiful :)

    11. Breathless,Speechless..Again!…lol..All good things wrapped into one,Very hot very sexy…BUT…”Fuzzy covered toilet seat”…lol Thankgod that was mentioned before the climax of the whole chapter…lol ok im just being a smart ass…just not a fan of the whole “fuzzy toilet seat thing”..lol NOw the rest was amazeing…sigh!

    12. Greentea you crack me up, make me sweat, and in the past-cry. But … in the car with the top down???? Was that Tina’s, Bette’s, or the cars? Ha! I know why Tina drives like she on the Autobahn and why her alter ego takes over – hee! hee! Each time I finish one of your chapters I wonder how you do it. Somehow you manage to out do yourself each time! Fucking fabulous!

    13. See I’m glad I’m not the only one who needs an oxygen tank while reading your story. Man oh man you have succesfully melted my computer it no longer functions after reading this story. I’m off to take an ice cold shower.

    14. I’m back..and more settled.. Damn that was HOT…and I knew I probably shouldn’t have read it at work. I think next time I’ll pay attention to the rating..Tell me soemthing..Where do the words come from? You have such a gift for writing and it’s evident. After a chapter like this, damn right I’m buying…anything you want and as long as you want :)

    15. OMG….I’m speechless…..by now I should know what is coming, when I see the rating, but somehow I forgot to breath during the 6 pages!!!! You just simply rock :o))…..You can’t find a way out on that promise, so don’t try and you didn’t in this chapter and for that I love you LOL….As long you write – I will leave comments. I wish you a great sunday and post soon….

    16. Once again another distractingly hot chapter. How do you do it and why do I read your stuff at work. I’m going to close my office door now and do some deep breathing exercises to center myself. I wonder if Tina is available to coach me?

    17. Damn, mind is blank, you bring us incredible hot like No Other Love on steroids and the Alice funny “I finally get to meet the woman who calmed your yoga pimping ass down.” It made my evening just to see you posted now that I’ve read it expectations were exceeded. Tonight I’m changing your name to Dom Perignon. ; )

    18. Damn, that was so…I cannot even begin to describe what the hell that was. I was rendered speechless temporarily and now my brain’s not quite caught up. LOL. That was very HOT and SEXY — and beyond! Green…always a pleasure. Please post soon.

    19. Why is it that every time i read a new chappy from you the only thing I can somehow think of doin is sighing at the sheer perfection of it?? *SIGH*..;-)Seriously..with every new chapter I find less and less words to describe how fuckin excellent I find the read. Hmm..Ill have to sit down and write you a few lines later in the day. Ill make an effort you’ll get it before you post the next chapter.I luved this one tho. They were so happy..almost care-free but still somewhere I can always feel a slight undercurrent of upcoming drama and Im always bracing for it. See..thats how far youve gotten me with your usual enslaught of rollercoaster emotions.But who am I to complain anyways?? Oh and Tina should definitely give me a lesson of her visual imagination skills…she is top of the class in that.*hehe*For now tho..its lines like this: “With that, Bette entered a pre-orgasmic wonderland and a parade of exclamatory expletives rolled freely off her tongue.”—that are the reason why I heart this story and also YOU so much.And now I wont even compare it to food today..;-). Later girl!!

    20. … dont fall over…… im trying here.. wuhoh *falls over* .. oops.. damn.. so not pre-uni reading..yowsa.. well.. im off to attempt to move, and get to uni.. eek … did i mention that was DAMN HOT! ..

    21. Holy crap… WOW!!! Terrific as always!- I don’t know about you but personally I would have been excited last Sunday night to have seen Tina and Bette even pretend that they even like each other anymore. Thank Goodness for fan fic….

    22. Wow to be in love is there a stronger force in this world? It seems that the two are living the life but all this happiness what comes next somehow I just thing Ziggy might raise his head. Thanks greeny I love your story and it’s the first I go to whenever I see you’ve posted.

    23. EXCELLENT, you write their love for each other so eliquently. I agree with Jwet, but I think that Helena will show up before Ziggy does to try to put a dent in their love bubble. I hope that deal with Carmen has tought them how to deal with forced outside of their relationship. Hint: keep outside infulences on the out side. Please continue GT, we need and love our B&T happiness, especially enlue of the direction S3 is taking. :o)thanks

    24. Just back from defribrillating, darling…You asked, ““Loved the ‘Ode on a Porterine Ass’” LOL!! Where do you come up with this stuff baby?”…it’s that high-dollah edjumacation, bay-bee! My parents would be proud to see that I’ve put it to good use, mackin’ on the fan site! Summa cum…???

    25. Good lord…that was…it was so…it was just…so…(enter extremely positive and praiseful adjective of your choice here). Whew! I always forget to prepare when i see “greentea” and “NC-17” on the same line…you think I’d have learned by now. Oh well, I’m enjoying the hell out it regardless! I absolutely adore your story, more so when B&T are happy and lovey-dovey as they have been of late, but the entire story is incredible. Thanks so much!

    26. last comment: what bribes do you take for B&T to stay happy? i’ll give you anything you ask for…and i mean, anything…i’ll even change my name to Tina and start doing yoga while eating junk food…and btw, i’m not writing NC-17 anymore…i just can’t…your chapters dismantled me (i don’t think i can evem manage R’s)…congrats on your marathon complition…you are the best

    27. Hey Green!!! Another hot and amazing chapter but we never get anything less from you. I sure wish it was you doing the writing for season 3 think of how happy we would all be!!!!

    28. Greenie…Your NC-17s are food for the goddesses. Your readers need CPR after reading the story or an oxygen tank on hand. You owe me $2,000 for a new computer. Mine has melted into a puddle on my desk.LOL. Send this story off to IC for she obviously has forgotten how to write sexy storylines for our favorite couple.

    29. F*ck that was hottt!! – I need to breath babe. Just feld down the chair from lack of oxygen :o)………..the beer is still here waiting for your arrivel. Post soon on this amazing story greenie

    30. Beautiful ….. Your commitment to detail is enchanting ….. you wrap the reader around your clever fingertips. A pleasure to read, thank you for posting.

    31. HOT DAMN! Every single sentence from beginning to end was both loving and arousing. I have got to remember never to read one of your NC-17 chapters at work while I am ovulating. That was just too great – can’t really talk now – gonna leave work early and go find my GF NOW!

    32. Well Greentea, trying to get on my good side, huh? This chapter was a great attempt to soften me up a bit. I am grinning at the happiness of this place, as I wonder where we will continue to travel. Thanks for the joy of our girls. I love it and needless to say I enjoyed their physical connection as well. I am trying to keep track of the spoiler women (Carmen and Helena). I must say that I was more than okay with their omission from this place.

    33. Hey Baby Doll,I like-a being called Baby coz I get all tingly all over.Great to enjoy a sizzling, sexy, sultry and succulent chapter like only you can conjure up.You should see the size of the smile on my face; the moistness of my being and the joy in my heart; all because of your creation; your genius, your flair, your words of wisdom and wickedness.I love getting a response from my comments and yours are perfect.In Scotland, how do you become a poet?Seat too near to the fire until your rabbie burns (Robert Burns – for the ignorant – wrote Auld Lang Syne).I will be ready and willing to pour all the poetic praise I can muster upon your most deserving self.I feel there is a mutual appreciation starting here and am ready to enjoy the fringe benefits.Thank you again for this magnificent melodramaYour Loyal Fan.

    34. You know I was in San Francisco a few months back and all I could do was smirk as I visted SFMOMA, Golden Gate Park and attended a work function in the Moscone Center. I love your story.

    35. Good lord! Lol, that was very interesting. I love the little games that they play with each other…it always makes me laugh a little bit…even when I’m going, “Holy crap…could this be any hotter!” Lol! Great chapter…can’t wait for the next one.

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