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    The Aftermath of Tina’s Interrogation

    Story written on March 10, 2009 by Seahurst.
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    Story Shortlink: https://lesfan.com/?p=72832
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    I tried to think of something clever, but my mind is blank. (Well, not really)

    “Then she asked me the most irrelevant question of all.”

    “What was that T?” Bette said, as the others gathered around them.

    “She asked me if you were my first.” Tina shook her head. “By this time I was so frustrated that they had not asked me one question about how I thought Jenny died. They didn’t ask me if anyone saw or heard anything. Didn’t ask about the party, the deck with no railing…nothing. She wanted to know if Bette was my first.”

    “Oh God Tina…what did you say,” Bette asked a little wary.

    “I told her that you were not my first. That I had told you and everyone else that, but you weren’t.”

    Not being privy to the beginning of the conversation, the rest of the gang thought what Tina was saying was the truth. “Who did you tell her was your first T?” Alice asked.

    Looking Bette in the eye, Tina grinned a mischievous grin. “My sister!”

    The cacophony of protests from their friends was thunderous as Bette and Tina stood in the middle of them holding on to each other for support as they were laughing so hard.

    “Your sister, T!!”

     “How could you lie to us for all these years?!”

    “Oh baby girl, I am so sorry.”

    Finally Bette held up her hand for quiet. Again wiping the tears of laughter from her cheeks, she said, “T, you realize that they are going to find out that you don’t have a sister don’t you?

    Laughing Tina said, “Yeah, well when they do I’ll just tell them that in my mind I did….she was my imaginary sister, and we played all kinds of games together, like Doctor, and cowboys and Indians, damsel in distress, with me being the knight in shining armor.”

    Staring at their friends with open mouths, Alice finally was able to speak. “What the fuck T?! You want to tell me what’s going on here?”

    Still laughing Tina gave Alice’s arm a gentle squeeze. “I will Alice, but later. Just suffice it to say that you are going to need lots of patience when you go in there, because they are asking ludicrous questions that have nothing to do with poor Jenny dying.”

    At this reminder all the women gathered around each other into a group hug. “I can’t believe she’s gone,” Kit said.

    “Yeah,” Alice said. “I mean the woman was crazy, and she screwed up every one of our lives at one time or another, but I didn’t ever want her to die.”

    Accenting murmurs were heard throughout the women as they all took a moment to grieve as a group  a woman who in her own way had been their friend.

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    Two hours later…Bette is now sitting in the interrogation room.

     

    Detective: So, you were Tina’s first?

    Bette: No, actually I wasn’t Tina’s first.

    Detective: Really, and how do you know that?

    Bette: (Looks at the detective with a glint in her eye.) Because, Tina talks in her sleep, that’s why.

     

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    5. thank you, seahurst! this is a wonderful way to look at it. i think you just took the knife out of my back and you’ve given me something to smile about while thinking of that video. big hug to you!

    7. If the campaign works to get an L Word movie, I think we should start a campaign to use the fanfic writers for the screenplay instead of IC ! Seahurst, Jwet, Chicki and so many others on this site would do so much better with moving storylines as well as do the characters and wonderful actresses justice.

    8. Hahahahahaha!OMFG that was funny as hell! Thanks for the laugh, Sea. I was wondering if the writers ever went back to actually look at what they have already taped in previous seasons just to verify facts and such. I guess they don’t. LOL! Please, do this for the rest of the tapes. This is just too enjoyable.

    14. Sea – i think you saved my sanity !!! What is that nutjob IC going to do next. one of the other lesbian sites is doing a competition =- ” the last show was so bad that…. ” Its good that after our shock and anger at the sICk leader of the show we are now recovering and supporting one another. Thank you x

    19. LMAO…that was absolutely genious! Nice after having to endure that interview on screen that made no sense whatsoever. I hope that your discussion prompts more stories…nice to see you posting again!

    20. Seahurst- this is a riot. And i figured when you had something posted so fast on the ‘Tina Interrogation’ that it HAD to be a spoof. But I hope you’ll consider giving the topic a different treatment someday. If EVER fanfic was needed, it is now. I’m still annoyed that IC would drop a bomb like that AFTER the show is over. Season 3 would have been the perfect time, when she left Bette for men, if IC was serious. Laurel Holloman is obviously up to the task. Her performance on that tape, in spite of the subject matter, was brilliant.

    23. That’s a good one, thank you. I just don’t understand the unnecessary creepiness about Tina’s life coming out in this interrogation session, it doesn’t explain anything about Tina, it just doesn’t make sense. So I’ll take your version as what really happened, that’s the story about Tina and I’m sticking to it.

    27. Oh man, I howled while reading this story. Your side of the story sounds much more plausible then the crap that Laurel had to say. Maybe Tina was making it up. Hell, she did not shed any tears, so she faked the back story.

    28. IMAO! Loved it Sea! I had to re-read it tonight, as I still can’t get the tape out my head, but this is Ace! Thank you! & I so agree with Amanda MG..laurel should have a copy of this lol – Thanks for the smiles Your awesome xx

    30. Thank you and kudos to you for an absolutely awesome post, Seahurst. I absolutely love what you have done with Tina’s interrogation scene. It not only makes a whole lot of sense but is super hilarious and highly entertaining. As for Laurel H., she gets my utmost respect and admiration for playing that scene. She played the scene to the highest degree despite the sh*t load of crap and storyline. The nerve of IC, so self-absorbed and highly egotistical to only show Laurel’s stunnng performance as just some sort of promo clip.

    34. I just read the “rewrite” and LOL at that story and then this one popped up. **it must be my lucky day when Seahurst posts twice!** This post is the only way the crap Tina was spewing in that interrogation room could ever make any sense. That whole reading poetry thing was absurd. So, go ahead and F*CK who ever you want as long as you don’t recite “The Raven” by Edgar Allan Poe. You and JWET need to chat everyday and fill in all the gaps from all six seasons for us. PS.

    37. hehehhe!! THANK GOD for ALL you Fan/Fiction writers! that was classic!Not sure what the point of that interrogation was suppose to be-WTF moment #2000 courtesy of IC. How to piss off Tibette fans just one last time??? Thank you for the needed comic relief!

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