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The Aftermath of Tina’s Interrogation
Pushing open the door, Tina casually strolled out of the main office of the LAPD slowly shaking her head, trying to keep control of the giggles that were fighting to escape.
“Tina!” She turned at the sound of her name to see Bette striding to her with concern etched on her face. Reaching Tina, Bette enveloped her in her arms.
“Are you okay?” Bette asked.
Tina didn’t respond, keeping her head buried in Bette’s shoulder.
“T?” Bette asked.
Bette then felt the tremors coming from Tina. They started out small, but within seconds her whole body was shaking. Now very worried about what happened during Tina’s interrogation, Bette gently pulled Tina away from her, just enough to see her face.
“Baby, what’s wrong? What did they do…” Her voice trailed off as she realized that Tina wasn’t crying as she thought, but was laughing.
Confused Bette just stared at her partner. Shaking her head, “I don’t get it. What are you laughing about?”
Finally getting herself somewhat under control, Tina leaned forward and place a soft kiss on Bette’s lips.
“You are not going to believe what just happened in there!”
“What T?” Bette said, starting to get a little impatient.
“Oh God Bette…I couldn’t help myself. I was so pissed that they dragged us all down here in the middle of the night to interrogate us like common criminals about something that was clearly an accident! I mean come on! It’s not like it is obviously a murder. There is no reason they couldn’t have taken a preliminary statement from us at our house, and then had us all come down tomorrow! What, they think we are going to flee to Mexico en masse!? I am furious that we had to call James in the middle of the night to watch Angie! We could have done this tomorrow and taken care of her ourselves, but noooo, they are making this into some big murder mystery, with us all conspiring against Jenny!”
Bette smiled at Tina’s ranting. She agreed with everything Tina said, but as the unspoken leader of their group had been trying very hard to keep her own temper in check.
“What did you do T?” Bette asked, bringing Tina back to the point of her laughter.
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acrowder says
Loved your story Seahurst. So take that Ilene!
TKGIRL23 says
LMAO….this is a riot!!!….couldn’t ask for a better treatmemt!
tante_augustine says
Thanks Seahurst. You’ve found the only way to make sense out of this interrogation scene!
BetteAndTinaForever says
see, this was so much better…i really wish it was a joke…and you did make me laugh, and it makes sense now LOL
melrose231 says
thank you, seahurst! this is a wonderful way to look at it. i think you just took the knife out of my back and you’ve given me something to smile about while thinking of that video. big hug to you!
SweetLuhv says
Seahurst.. post this in every relevant site to spread the absurdity of the interrogation tape.. thank you for posting.
mbe says
If the campaign works to get an L Word movie, I think we should start a campaign to use the fanfic writers for the screenplay instead of IC ! Seahurst, Jwet, Chicki and so many others on this site would do so much better with moving storylines as well as do the characters and wonderful actresses justice.
Emae29 says
Hahahahahaha!OMFG that was funny as hell! Thanks for the laugh, Sea. I was wondering if the writers ever went back to actually look at what they have already taped in previous seasons just to verify facts and such. I guess they don’t. LOL! Please, do this for the rest of the tapes. This is just too enjoyable.
geekygal says
Fucking Brilliant Seahurst! Just Brilliant!…LOVE it!!!!!
seal1 says
I have not posted a comment or logged in for years love your story as that tape is just…….
SHAZ says
Absolutely fab, love the story
robbeedee says
Hey Seahurst, Thank you so much for this delicious and decadent drama. It was absolutely hysterical. A real joy and pleasure to read. Many thanks and please post more soon. Your Loyal Fan.
StormyOne says
And that’s just how I’ll remember Tina’s response to the interrogation. I can smile again. Thanks
allyemmerson says
Sea – i think you saved my sanity !!! What is that nutjob IC going to do next. one of the other lesbian sites is doing a competition =- ” the last show was so bad that…. ” Its good that after our shock and anger at the sICk leader of the show we are now recovering and supporting one another. Thank you x
Jobadge says
Very Clever! Nice to know there are lots who ‘need’ to see a different side to just that of IC’s. Thank god for humour!
lodeerca says
Really needed that! It was catharsis!
kbergin47 says
Perfect!
Trustee says
thanks – that will help me erase the memory of crazy IC’s version.
toby4ever says
LMAO…that was absolutely genious! Nice after having to endure that interview on screen that made no sense whatsoever. I hope that your discussion prompts more stories…nice to see you posting again!
Zuzu's Petals says
Seahurst- this is a riot. And i figured when you had something posted so fast on the ‘Tina Interrogation’ that it HAD to be a spoof. But I hope you’ll consider giving the topic a different treatment someday. If EVER fanfic was needed, it is now. I’m still annoyed that IC would drop a bomb like that AFTER the show is over. Season 3 would have been the perfect time, when she left Bette for men, if IC was serious. Laurel Holloman is obviously up to the task. Her performance on that tape, in spite of the subject matter, was brilliant.
AmandaMG says
Sea… this was brilliant… so much better then that shit they were trying to feed us… thank you so much … now we need to get a copy of this to laurel…
DoubleL says
This is soooo much better than Ilene’s version. Soooo much! Thank you for clearing that up for us.
sacrebleu says
That’s a good one, thank you. I just don’t understand the unnecessary creepiness about Tina’s life coming out in this interrogation session, it doesn’t explain anything about Tina, it just doesn’t make sense. So I’ll take your version as what really happened, that’s the story about Tina and I’m sticking to it.
fergz1 says
We can always count on you…thank you so much!!!!Give us more! pps
momadukes says
Seahurst you are absolutly brilliant. I wish you many more conversations w/Jwet and thank you for the clarification about that stupid interrogation tape. Thank you, Md aka Oma
albeez says
crazy now makes sense. loved it as always. thx
pattifloatn says
Oh man, I howled while reading this story. Your side of the story sounds much more plausible then the crap that Laurel had to say. Maybe Tina was making it up. Hell, she did not shed any tears, so she faked the back story.
iminlovewithtiona says
IMAO! Loved it Sea! I had to re-read it tonight, as I still can’t get the tape out my head, but this is Ace! Thank you! & I so agree with Amanda MG..laurel should have a copy of this lol – Thanks for the smiles Your awesome xx
valenkat7 says
WOw that was amazing, you and so many other fanfic writers need to start the petition for the L movie, but with you guys as the writers!
lami says
Thank you and kudos to you for an absolutely awesome post, Seahurst. I absolutely love what you have done with Tina’s interrogation scene. It not only makes a whole lot of sense but is super hilarious and highly entertaining. As for Laurel H., she gets my utmost respect and admiration for playing that scene. She played the scene to the highest degree despite the sh*t load of crap and storyline. The nerve of IC, so self-absorbed and highly egotistical to only show Laurel’s stunnng performance as just some sort of promo clip.
theJadedRogue says
You are such a Wanker, and you know it!
ntnrml61 says
LMAO…It’s really sad to think that your version makes better sense then IC’s!!! Thank you :)
Dainty says
That was just freaking hilarious and Bette in on the acation too. Loved it. More please.
jb621 says
I just read the “rewrite” and LOL at that story and then this one popped up. **it must be my lucky day when Seahurst posts twice!** This post is the only way the crap Tina was spewing in that interrogation room could ever make any sense. That whole reading poetry thing was absurd. So, go ahead and F*CK who ever you want as long as you don’t recite “The Raven” by Edgar Allan Poe. You and JWET need to chat everyday and fill in all the gaps from all six seasons for us. PS.
gerrie7 says
ROTFLMAO!!!!!I badly needed that! Thanks Sea, and please post again soon!
lc2138 says
Thanks for that! I needed a laugh after all the insanity that was the finale.
carolyn1m says
hehehhe!! THANK GOD for ALL you Fan/Fiction writers! that was classic!Not sure what the point of that interrogation was suppose to be-WTF moment #2000 courtesy of IC. How to piss off Tibette fans just one last time??? Thank you for the needed comic relief!
favcouple says
Thank you Seahurst… this makes more sense then the stupid interrogation. :)
claricestarling says
” Because, Tina talks in her sleep “… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! That was absolutely HYSTERICAL ! Loved it !!!
tibettenation1 says
Im not about to play with you! Hahahahahahahahaha
mscully says
Simply fantatico!