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The ASP: Chapter Seven
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The sound of wind chimes echoed through the car before a sexy female computer voice alerted Helena…“You have an incoming call…you have an incoming call…”
“Yes, thank you Emily. Please put the caller through.”
“Helena Peabody…”
“Ms. Peabody, this is Frank. I have finished collecting the research you were seeking. Where and when can we meet?”
“Wonderful! I am available for the next couple of hours. How about at the Santa Monica Pier in thirty minutes?”
“On my way…”
The line went dead.
Well this certainly would make lunch on Monday more interesting…
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Tina was relieved when she pulled into the garage at her condo. She had driven like a bat out of hell. It was a wonder she had arrived home in one piece.
So you were caught…oh well…so what… who cares? Now Helena knows I drive a sports car. What does that really mean? Nothing – not one darn thing. A lot of people drive sports cars. Some aren’t even wealthy.
Tina tried to reassure herself. She realized at some level that she was kidding herself. It made a BIG difference. Helena knew she had money. A lot of money… or someone in her life that had a lot of money. She also knew that a discrepancy was present between the image she portrayed at the office and what existed in reality. Tina had to make certain that it stopped here. She could not risk Helena discovering her ASP. Too much was at stake. Maybe she could make up a story about the car being on loan from a family member. She’d have to give it some thought over the weekend.
“Well enough about that nosy, oversexed, intrusive alpha woman I work with… It’s time to party and with Shane’s help…GET laid!”
Tina cranked up the stereo in her home and proceeded to remove all of her “dull” clothing items. She had decided to abandon her ASP disguise for the evening’s festivities but solemnly made a promise to avoid all alpha approaches. Besides, Shane had hinted at having the perfect woman for her. She wiped off the depressing makeup in the shower while washing and conditioning her beautiful blonde locks. She shaved her legs and rubbed a lavender scented aloe lotion all over her body. She scanned her closet for the ideal I’m horny and available outfit.
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Tina could give Usain Bolt a run for his money..girl is quick! Lunch on Monday is sure going to be interesting. A very fun chapter. Thanks you.
No confussion here *wink* What a fun story!!! Now, you did leave us hangin’ with a few unresolved ‘issues’… where did Tina go? PPS!
Hilarious, East! Love the Tina/Shane friendship. Can’t wait for Monday’s lunch and for Helena to reveal how much she knows of the true Tina. Poor Keith though… Tina’s not the only frustrated one.
Shane tripped Hels up no way thats too funny i know she tried to save her but she failed miserably.So Tina just ran…at the end of the dai shes onli at a bar im sure she could avoid her or didnt she want her to see her normal sexy look…Will Hels remember she saw Tina in the planet?more drama let the sag continue
Very cool! But who was Helena’s date? ….could it be someone we know?…hmmmm??!!!
I am loving this story. Tina doesn’t stand a chance against when she meets Bette. She will meet Bette right? Though the secret Tina/Helena shipper in me hopes that pairing happens.
LOL….love the Shane/T friendship… Please help T release some tension!
i’m curious about who Shane thought would be a good ‘f buddy’ for Tina. She said she might know her?
Awwwww Tina, poor baby. I just knew Peabody would be there and Keith should be told to keep his mouth shut. Well bettr than that Tina should have kept her mouth shut, Keith’s loyalty is to the Peabody’s. Anything he knows they will know. Here’s hoping Helena will have temporary amnesia that lasts through next Monday. Great fun chapter. PPS
Tina is quick on her feet,she and Shane must have done this before. How will she get out of this? Helene will be waiting for her Monday. thanks
SHANE: definition of a true friend…..Hey Eastmom!thought I was confuse?,Nah,you are a brilliant writer!…no confusion here….think i was just calling Tina out for not being able to control (alpha) libido!…. well Tee,it was fun while it lasted,looks like your cover has been blown to the kindom come (no, not the bathroom scene..the other one,start with a P)I just love this story!!!
Lots of funny moments indeed. I love how Shane felt she needed to find a date for herself before she found her friend in distress…. Now Missy East that chapter was way too short and very unfulfilling. Talk about leaving your date hanging. What’s up with that???? What happened to Tina and who the F is Helena’s date? How did Helena FEEL when she saw Tina? How long before we have Tina purring at the hands of the fair lady Peabody? Okay, now I didn’t like this chapter at all. I need MORE, MORE, MORE!!! So get back to your computer and give us the next chapter this afternoon. Tomorrow will absolutely not do. OKAY…I have an offer you cannot refuse. More Dylena sex for another chappie today…I’ll send you a PM with a teaser…Hehehehehehehe
East, ya what Squirl said, and I can get a 2 four 1. Did Tina go home to find her toys? Thank you, Md
Hey Eastmorn, damn girl you can dish out the drama eh? I may not always get to comment, but I’m reading nonetheless. Good stuff!
That was hilarious. Just keep picturing Tina trying to get away and then Helena hitting the ground. pps
people passing by must think i’m nuts as this chapter had me laughing out loud! since its a weekend, do we get a two chapters today? :) brilliant writing, east!