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    The ASP: Chapter Seven

    As the gap between The Voice and Shane narrowed, her options narrowed. 

    She stuck her leg into the path as Helena tried to swerve past Tina’s former table. 

    Everything seemed to happen in slow motion.  Helena tripped over Shane’s leg and started to fall forward.  The crowd standing near the table started to part like the Red Sea in the Old Testament’s Exodus.  Shane, anticipating Helena’s fall leaned down to catch her before she hit the ground, attempting to stop her forward momentum. 

    Unfortunately Helena’s height pulled Shane too far forward and she lost her balance.  They both crashed to the floor with Shane landing directly on top of the stunning heiress.  The back of Helena’s head struck the floor and she was out for the count. 

    Shane jumped up and off the limp body of Helena Peabody.  There was a collective gasp in the crowd and the band suddenly stopped playing due to the scene unraveling before them. 

    Shane reached over tried to tend to Helena.  Her color was fine.  She was breathing and had a healthy pulse.  There were various flashes of light that momentarily disoriented Shane.  She directed the crowd to back up.  She asked someone to get an ice pack and a couple of towels from the bar.  Instructions were complied with quickly.  Shane applied the cold compress to the rear of Helena’s head. 

    A physician in the crowd came over to assist with first aid.  She gently rubbed her fingertips across Helena’s cheeks and her eyes instantly popped open. 

    “Tina?” Helena asked.

    Shane ignored the question.  “Are you alright, Miss? You tripped on my shoestring and fell onto the floor.”

    Helena reached behind her head and felt a large bump.

    “Why does my head hurt so much?”

    “Does anyone know where this woman lives?” Shane asked standing up.

    By this time, Helena’s companion for the evening had finished in the bathroom and returned to find her date.  She was amazed to find her sprawled out on the floor.

    “I know where she lives.  I’m her date.  What happened?”

    “She took a rather nasty fall I’m afraid.  She needs to be taken home and watched closely through the night.”

    “Alright…I’ll see to her.”  She slowly assisted Helena to her feet.  “Helena, let’s get you home.”

    Helena was remarkably sturdy on her feet.  She just continued to complain of her head hurting like Hell as the two meandered to a nearby table to sit for several minutes before exiting altogether.  The noise level inside The Planet increased rapidly to pre-accident levels as the band announced that everyone appeared to be alright and returned to playing their current set of songs.

    Shane collapsed into one of the barstools at the table.  Now this would be a night to remember.  She took a long sip of beer and shook her head.

    She couldn’t wait to fill Tina in on the details…but she needed to find a woman for the evening’s enjoyment first…

     

    Comments

    1. Hilarious, East! Love the Tina/Shane friendship. Can’t wait for Monday’s lunch and for Helena to reveal how much she knows of the true Tina. Poor Keith though… Tina’s not the only frustrated one.

    2. Shane tripped Hels up no way thats too funny i know she tried to save her but she failed miserably.So Tina just ran…at the end of the dai shes onli at a bar im sure she could avoid her or didnt she want her to see her normal sexy look…Will Hels remember she saw Tina in the planet?more drama let the sag continue

    3. I am loving this story. Tina doesn’t stand a chance against when she meets Bette. She will meet Bette right? Though the secret Tina/Helena shipper in me hopes that pairing happens.

    4. Awwwww Tina, poor baby. I just knew Peabody would be there and Keith should be told to keep his mouth shut. Well bettr than that Tina should have kept her mouth shut, Keith’s loyalty is to the Peabody’s. Anything he knows they will know. Here’s hoping Helena will have temporary amnesia that lasts through next Monday. Great fun chapter. PPS

    5. SHANE: definition of a true friend…..Hey Eastmom!thought I was confuse?,Nah,you are a brilliant writer!…no confusion here….think i was just calling Tina out for not being able to control (alpha) libido!…. well Tee,it was fun while it lasted,looks like your cover has been blown to the kindom come (no, not the bathroom scene..the other one,start with a P)I just love this story!!!

    6. Lots of funny moments indeed. I love how Shane felt she needed to find a date for herself before she found her friend in distress…. Now Missy East that chapter was way too short and very unfulfilling. Talk about leaving your date hanging. What’s up with that???? What happened to Tina and who the F is Helena’s date? How did Helena FEEL when she saw Tina? How long before we have Tina purring at the hands of the fair lady Peabody? Okay, now I didn’t like this chapter at all. I need MORE, MORE, MORE!!! So get back to your computer and give us the next chapter this afternoon. Tomorrow will absolutely not do. OKAY…I have an offer you cannot refuse. More Dylena sex for another chappie today…I’ll send you a PM with a teaser…Hehehehehehehe

    7. people passing by must think i’m nuts as this chapter had me laughing out loud! since its a weekend, do we get a two chapters today? :) brilliant writing, east!

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