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The ASP: Chapter Seven
She was fairly certain she knew who The Voice belonged to and it was as if her worst nightmare was coming true when she spied the long, thick, brunette hair out of the corner of her eye. She took a deep breath. She had to maintain a sense of calm. She slowly returned items to her purse, attempting to ignore The Voice.
“Tina!!!” The Voice was standing near the stalls and heads in between were beginning to turn.
Unfortunately THE VOICE WAS NOT GOING AWAY.
“It is her. I know it is. Tina, who do you think you are fooling? You can’t ignore me!”
Tina maintained her eyes straight forward and did not make eye contact with The Voice. Shit…shit…shit…shit…shit. She had to get out of The Planet. And Now!!!
She tried to nonchalantly exit the bathroom, continuing to ignore the now insistent Voice continuing to softly scream her name. Once she had cleared the doorway, she took off in a dead sprint toward Shane.
Her heart was pounding in her chest.
Her hands and face started to sweat.
She pushed women she couldn’t avoid out of the way.
Drinks spilled in her wake…women screamed curse words and epitaphs at her.
She steadied a waitress to avoid upending an entire tray of fresh beer mugs.
She spied Shane a few feet ahead. She ducked under a few patrons arms.
Shane saw her coming and prepared for the onslaught.
Tina flew into Shane’s arms and screamed, “Holy FUCK it’s HER – It’s Peabody. She’s at the Fucking Planet! She saw me in the bathroom! Cover my ass!”
Somehow above the din, Shane got the message. She kissed Tina’s cheek and released her from their embrace.
Helena Peabody was visiting The Planet and Tina had seen her…or maybe it was the opposite. She just knew she had to protect her friend.
Only seconds behind Tina, Helena was sprinting through the crowd. A similar chaotic path followed the heiress as she attempted to maintain a visual on the blonde headed for the exit.
The Voice continued to bellow, “Tina! Stop this instant!”
Shane knew her assignment.
She hated to do it but it HAD to be done.
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(37 votes, average: 3.92 out of 5)
Tina could give Usain Bolt a run for his money..girl is quick! Lunch on Monday is sure going to be interesting. A very fun chapter. Thanks you.
No confussion here *wink* What a fun story!!! Now, you did leave us hangin’ with a few unresolved ‘issues’… where did Tina go? PPS!
Hilarious, East! Love the Tina/Shane friendship. Can’t wait for Monday’s lunch and for Helena to reveal how much she knows of the true Tina. Poor Keith though… Tina’s not the only frustrated one.
Shane tripped Hels up no way thats too funny i know she tried to save her but she failed miserably.So Tina just ran…at the end of the dai shes onli at a bar im sure she could avoid her or didnt she want her to see her normal sexy look…Will Hels remember she saw Tina in the planet?more drama let the sag continue
Very cool! But who was Helena’s date? ….could it be someone we know?…hmmmm??!!!
I am loving this story. Tina doesn’t stand a chance against when she meets Bette. She will meet Bette right? Though the secret Tina/Helena shipper in me hopes that pairing happens.
LOL….love the Shane/T friendship… Please help T release some tension!
i’m curious about who Shane thought would be a good ‘f buddy’ for Tina. She said she might know her?
Awwwww Tina, poor baby. I just knew Peabody would be there and Keith should be told to keep his mouth shut. Well bettr than that Tina should have kept her mouth shut, Keith’s loyalty is to the Peabody’s. Anything he knows they will know. Here’s hoping Helena will have temporary amnesia that lasts through next Monday. Great fun chapter. PPS
Tina is quick on her feet,she and Shane must have done this before. How will she get out of this? Helene will be waiting for her Monday. thanks
SHANE: definition of a true friend…..Hey Eastmom!thought I was confuse?,Nah,you are a brilliant writer!…no confusion here….think i was just calling Tina out for not being able to control (alpha) libido!…. well Tee,it was fun while it lasted,looks like your cover has been blown to the kindom come (no, not the bathroom scene..the other one,start with a P)I just love this story!!!
Lots of funny moments indeed. I love how Shane felt she needed to find a date for herself before she found her friend in distress…. Now Missy East that chapter was way too short and very unfulfilling. Talk about leaving your date hanging. What’s up with that???? What happened to Tina and who the F is Helena’s date? How did Helena FEEL when she saw Tina? How long before we have Tina purring at the hands of the fair lady Peabody? Okay, now I didn’t like this chapter at all. I need MORE, MORE, MORE!!! So get back to your computer and give us the next chapter this afternoon. Tomorrow will absolutely not do. OKAY…I have an offer you cannot refuse. More Dylena sex for another chappie today…I’ll send you a PM with a teaser…Hehehehehehehe
East, ya what Squirl said, and I can get a 2 four 1. Did Tina go home to find her toys? Thank you, Md
Hey Eastmorn, damn girl you can dish out the drama eh? I may not always get to comment, but I’m reading nonetheless. Good stuff!
That was hilarious. Just keep picturing Tina trying to get away and then Helena hitting the ground. pps
people passing by must think i’m nuts as this chapter had me laughing out loud! since its a weekend, do we get a two chapters today? :) brilliant writing, east!