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    The Laws of Attraction: Part Twenty One

    For
    as long as Dana could remember she had loved five things, though some
    she had loved longer than others. In chronological order, it went like
    this: 

          1. Her family
          2. Making her family proud
          3. Playing tennis
         
    4. Playing tennis that made her family proud
          5. Alice

    And
    while Alice was what she loved for the shortest amount of time, at six
    years and counting, she was what Dana loved the most. If one was to be
    technical they could even say the blonde showed up four times on her
    list as she considered Alice a part of her family. A thought initiated
    and encouraged by Alice herself. Which is probably why Dana was so
    anxious that Alice wouldn’t be able to attend most of the tournament
    she was currently leaving for.

    She
    tried her very best to hide this from Alice because the last thing she
    wanted was Alice feeling guilty about only attending the last two days
    of the tournament. After all, it wasn’t like she could help that the
    week her new radio show debuted was also the week of Dana’s tournament.
    Dana was so proud of Alice, just as proud as she hoped to make Alice
    and her family with her performance at the tournament. Unfortunately,
    that pride didn’t remove the anxiety Dana felt because of the blonde’s
    absence. Something magnified by the fact that only Sharon would be at
    the tennis tournament from start to finish as Howie was away at
    training camp for his school soccer team and Irwin was stuck in New
    York on business.

    Normally
    only having one family member attend a tournament wouldn’t bother Dana
    but these weren’t normal circumstances. She was ranked the highest she
    had ever been in her career and if she did well in this tournament it
    placed her in a very good position for play at the US Open. Dana had
    played at the Open before, of course, but she never played there
    starting at a high ranking position like she would have if she did well
    at this tournament. In other words, winning would signify that Dana was
    a real contender for grasping the final victory at the Open. For the
    first time in months people would write about her as a tennis player
    who is a ***** instead of a ***** who is a tennis player. Something
    that Dana had been longing for since the first day she first came out.

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    Comments

    1. OK, yoou made me late for work again. Somehow when you post a new chapter, I have to read it immediately. You do the happy Danish SO well. And I loved the ugliest dog in the world story.

    2. ahhh – back from the dark side – it feels so good! Love happy danish! And she does love her lots and lots!

      They were almost like a never ending wave of reassurance that never failed to splash over you when you were feeling your very lowest and helped to wake you up to the fact that people cared for you. – What a great line!

      The list of things she loved, in chronological order! so fitting.
      Dreiser – simply awesome!

    3. This was too poofy. I don’t know that is just the word that comes to mind. I should also say that poofy is extremely good. I loved how this chapter made all my Danish anxiety dissapear…. and now I have to listen to all those songs that Alice put on that cd. ;-)

    4. Ah, I love Leslie Gore. And this story is totally Danish escapism. I love the Helacious, but ah, Danish is so unrelentingly sweet and adorable.

      We’ve talked about most of this already but…

      1. How cute is Alice and her mix CD?

      2. The big bucks from public radio discussion

      3. Poop logs. Cos they are. And tootsie roll tainted fingers

      4. The Ugliest Dog in the world. I’m still so traumatised from him

      5. Rich’s strangely girly laugh and the bet. Ha! Not a huge sum of money, but definitely one that will get some decent sushi.

      And finally, your reference to the lines. Aw.

    5. It makes me really happy to see there is no Danish love lost here. I think I’ve said this before, but just you underestand Danish–the danish I think would exist if they didn’t exist on a tv show that needed to create weird ass drama in order to tell stories.
      As mch as I am enjoying your helacious story, this ode to Danish is first in y heart of hearts…

      Love to see Dana so in love–it’s really nice (I hate using the word “nice” to describe something, but it is).

      Thanks for this story-it makes what season 3 might be, a lot more bearable.

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