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    The Laws of Attraction: Part Twenty One

    “It’s
    not paranoia, hotel rooms are nasty,” said Alice, scowling. Then she
    processed what Dana just said and looked at her in surprised curiosity.
    “She really brought sheets?”

    “She really did,” said Dana in droll tones.

    “Then
    what are we waiting for?” Alice said enthusiastically, once again
    taking Dana’s hand in her own to lead a determined and fast paced exit
    out of the airport and towards the hotel.

    Where clean sheets on a king sized bed awaited them.

    —

    Standing
    in the back of the crowded press conference room next to Tonya and
    Sharon with a smile permanently etched onto her features, Alice watched
    Dana answer the flurry of questions being fired at her. The athlete was
    strangely in her element which didn’t make sense to Alice at first as
    Dana wasn’t the type of person who was good at talking about herself.

    But
    then again, this wasn’t Dana talking about herself. This was Dana
    talking about placing second in the tournament and her performance in
    her matches. In other words, this was Dana talking about tennis and if
    there was anything Dana could talk easily about it was that.

    Which
    was why Dana was in her element and looking utterly stunning with her
    glittering smile and happy demeanor. Sighing softly, Alice wondered if
    she could maybe get her hands on some of the photographs currently
    being taken. They would surely be good ones. And not just because the
    athlete was in her vein popping hot mode Alice was so fond of.

    It
    was more that she was everything the blonde hoped she would be someday.
    Dana was confident and she was content, finally and completely at ease
    in her own skin and it showed in her every gesture and word spoken.

    Dana was happy.

    And
    seeing her that way made Alice share the feeling tenfold which is why
    Tonya lifted an eyebrow at her and remarked in sedate observation,
    “You’re smiling enough to be the Joker.”

    “Huh?” Alice blinked, reluctantly looking from Dana to Tonya. “Did you say something?”

    “Nothing
    of importance,” said Tonya, smirking. She tilted her head to look
    around Alice and focus on Sharon. “I don’t think I want to give you
    back your sheets.”

    “Oh?” asked Sharon, laughing quietly. “Why is that?”

    “Seven
    hundred thread count, of course,” drawled Tonya humorously. “How can
    you possibly expect a girl to give something like that up?”

    “Yeah,”
    Alice agreed emphatically, also not wanting to part with the borrowed
    sheets from Sharon. They were way too soft and comfortable and lacking
    certain kinds of friction properties that she had found were not good
    for bedroom activities. Plus they were pretty. “It’s criminal of you to
    expect us to give them up and go back to three hundred thread count
    sheets.”

    “Is
    that so?” Sharon remarked playfully. She started to say something but
    paused for a moment and looked at Alice and Tonya who met her gaze
    rather blankly before chuckling. “I have to admit,” she murmured. “I
    never thought I would find myself having a discussion with my
    daughter’s former fiance, who happens to be a woman, and her current
    girlfriend about the superior qualities of high thread count sheets.”

    “But
    here you are,” supplied Alice, grinning. Nodding towards Dana who
    continued to wear a wide smile of pure happiness on her features as she
    talked with the press, Sharon followed her gaze. “And being here is a
    good thing, right?”

    Watching
    Dana laugh and smile and talk with such ease and assurance, totally
    comfortable in her own skin and focusing on them every few minutes,
    giving them tiny waves of her hand and occasionally forming a triangle
    for some odd reason, Sharon smiled softly and sweetly.

    “Yes,” she said quiet but commanding. “It’s a very good thing.”


    To be continued…

    Comments

    1. OK, yoou made me late for work again. Somehow when you post a new chapter, I have to read it immediately. You do the happy Danish SO well. And I loved the ugliest dog in the world story.

    2. ahhh – back from the dark side – it feels so good! Love happy danish! And she does love her lots and lots!

      They were almost like a never ending wave of reassurance that never failed to splash over you when you were feeling your very lowest and helped to wake you up to the fact that people cared for you. – What a great line!

      The list of things she loved, in chronological order! so fitting.
      Dreiser – simply awesome!

    3. This was too poofy. I don’t know that is just the word that comes to mind. I should also say that poofy is extremely good. I loved how this chapter made all my Danish anxiety dissapear…. and now I have to listen to all those songs that Alice put on that cd. ;-)

    4. Ah, I love Leslie Gore. And this story is totally Danish escapism. I love the Helacious, but ah, Danish is so unrelentingly sweet and adorable.

      We’ve talked about most of this already but…

      1. How cute is Alice and her mix CD?

      2. The big bucks from public radio discussion

      3. Poop logs. Cos they are. And tootsie roll tainted fingers

      4. The Ugliest Dog in the world. I’m still so traumatised from him

      5. Rich’s strangely girly laugh and the bet. Ha! Not a huge sum of money, but definitely one that will get some decent sushi.

      And finally, your reference to the lines. Aw.

    5. It makes me really happy to see there is no Danish love lost here. I think I’ve said this before, but just you underestand Danish–the danish I think would exist if they didn’t exist on a tv show that needed to create weird ass drama in order to tell stories.
      As mch as I am enjoying your helacious story, this ode to Danish is first in y heart of hearts…

      Love to see Dana so in love–it’s really nice (I hate using the word “nice” to describe something, but it is).

      Thanks for this story-it makes what season 3 might be, a lot more bearable.

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