“Single white female, seeks QUIET, responsible roommate”

“And I found her… you’re responsible and very quiet. Uh does that mean I had to be too?” I said laughing and she opes her eys in protest

“Come on Shane I told you, if you were gonna have sex go to her place or something, I can hear everything from my room”

“I know, your right, please forgive me…. things just got a little out of hand” I said with a great smile, and she roles her eyes

“Who was she anyway?”

“Carmen?”

“I don’t know any Carmen”

“The steeper, the girl from uh huh her” she opens her eyes really big

“Oh my god, her name is Carmen?”

“I think so, yeah”

“Oh my god… you slept with an H” that’s short for uh huh her

“Well not exactly” she looks at me thinking I’m joking “We didn’t actually had sex… almost but the se called me-”

“Kate” I smile know knowing she was hearing

“Yes… then she took out a vibration thing-”

“Shane I don’t wanna hear-”

“No, no, nothing like that. I think it was a cell phone”

“But we are not suppose to have cell phones, I don’t even remember how cell phones look like”

“Well… she talked with someone trough a little thing”

“Oh ok… so you didn’t hear anything”

“No she just said she had to go”

“How did you find her?”

“She found me actually… I saved a woman from  a pig doing a magic show. Well actually the woman was the bad guy but I didn’t know that so I saved her and she got away when I knocked the pig out and then she appeared” Dana was silent for a couple f second

“You could have just said, you didn’t want to tell me, who were you with and that would have been fine. You truly think I’m going to believe that?” she turned around

“I’m not fucking joking Dana” she turned around to look at me again

“Right… so you are telling me you saved a woman, who was actually bad from a pig, a pig with a gun because they all do, with your magic tricks? AND then you ran into one of the hardest woman to find IN THE WORLD and brought her home to have sex but didn’t because someone call her to her cell phone…?”

“… Yes…. Oh and Carmen and had to run here and hide in dumpsters, jump fences to get here because like… 6 pigs were following us” She didn’t say anything and turned around

“Good night Shane”

She didn’t believe me… I don’t are… tonight was the most exiting night of my life… and I don’t want it to stop… ever