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The Weather Report
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What is the reason? I look around The Planet and drink my afternoon coffee and tap my favorite green pen and wonder if I shouldn’t just bag the whole caffeine thing and give my body and mind what it truly craves: Liquor. As I decide whether I want rum or vodka in this hotter than usual early summertime weather I wonder about people’s addictions.
Helena’s are for money and Peggy’s love. Shane’s are complicated but at her core it’s about connection. Bette’s are about being right and never failing her family again. And mine I admit are for attention, which leaves Tina.
I think I know her so well sometimes I can say the words and think her thoughts before she does. But then they are the other times Shane has to nudge me to close my mouth from its astonished gaping.
Tina’s a southern woman, cultured and well educated who escaped without the confinements and baggage of debuts, and endless family weddings or Christenings that normally she’d fly home to attend. Something must have happened before she joined our cabal that made her feel so distant from her family and the South. To my knowledge none of us have ever asked and Tina’s never volunteered, an early sign she kept secrets about herself. Bette must know, but like so many confidences and private moments they hold between them they’ll never share, and none of us will ever be the wiser. And that has nagged at me, too, I admit.
When Tina first appeared in our lives ten years ago she’d fit right in. And next came their chemistry that everyone could feel. It was palpable, dynamic, and unmistakeable and it annoyed the crap out of me until I finally realized how stupid I was being. I thought I’d let all of my jealousy go – it’d been years after all – but there it was as a hot lash to whip Bette with when she went off with Candace, the carpenter.
She may never fully forgive me for blistering her the way I did. But as the years have passed and especially recently, every time I add more connections to Our Chart and see the names and dashes grow between Bette and Tina, I wish Tina would ask me and Shane to do something for her before Jodie gets back. Because by then I’m afraid it’ll be too late.
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Oh my God, this one cracked me up! I could clearly see the whole thing as if I was there, and when Bette came through the door, the picture of her that you chose is PERFECT! I love angry Tina, she’s hot as hell.
This is, by far, one of the most hilarious things I’ve ever read. And seen through Alice’s eyes is even better.
Keep ’em coming!
Loved it. They are getting closer. Bette calling Tina baby.
You never cease to amaze me, lmao!!! ;)
Way to go! Loved this chapter/story! Very amusing.
Hilarious….really vivid…could see entire scene. Thanks
Too funny, had me laughing. Thanks for brightening up my day.
Oh, my God! It was much better than I expected! : D I leaned in laughter.
angry Tina, an oil wrestling, it’s an image that stuck with me ;)
that’s true, the picture of what you have chosen from Bette was perfect, almost I could see in front of myself: Bette as an enraged bull, rush to the bar :D
It was a little weird that Alice was now the “wise friend who has seen the errors of her friends and what they should do. usually she intervened into the lives of everyone.
maybe she press them in the right direction before Jodie back ;)
I very like this and look forward to the next chapter
Hi5> fistbump> Fireworks!!!
Ta da! You did it incredibly well and I’m so proud. I had to hold onto my chair as I was laughing so much with the movie playing in my head. I love that Alice has become wiser and more helpful rather than a hindrance. The underlying current grows in strength.
Thank you for your amazing writing of Behinds the Scenes…..
Hilarious and hot as hell! Thud!!! Way better than Jenny and Nikki in that ring!
Funny,thank you.PPS
An enraged Bette is truly a force of nature especially when her Tina is in danger or in a precarious situation. Like all your fans, I could visualize the scene perfectly. I love how Alice stood aside and held Bette’s jacket while Bette plunged in w/o fists flying. Hilariously exciting! How do you keep surpassing your previous efforts?
Ms. BB, you’ve got some mad skills!
LOL…love the wrestling story…i can’t for the life of me imagine Bette in the wresting ring, knowing her how she is…and Tina is the bomb!! Tina don’t take shit from no one no matter how nice Tina is… she has a hot sexy side!!! I also love the mystery you wrote about Tina’s Background…it more like an investigation background that i enjoyed. funny story love it… keep it coming girl!!!!
Love it bb! ..There is so many scene that is hilarious…I can’t choose which one I laugh the most!
*Applauding* I love your version more than I.C. …And I think this is how it should be, cuz it makes more sense to me? :p…PPS ….<3
I love this! I’m ready for bette to kick some ass lol! You are one of my favorite writers. You have some serious talent.
lolololololololololololololool omg that was sooooo funny I would have paid all the money in the world to have seen that fight shit lmfao….and Tina and Cindy wrestling in blond hair everywhere can you say Hot!!!!!!!!!!!