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Third, pt. 1
Alice collapsed on the couch next to Bette. Bette grabbed the bottle of wine on the coffee table and tried to fill the three glasses, but it was empty. “Do we have any more, babe?” she shouted to Tina, holding up the bottle as an example.
“Do we need any more?” Tina shouted back.
“She’s such a lightweight since the baby,” Bette whispered to Alice. But, since she was drunk, she whispered pretty loudly.
“I heard that,” Tina said as she entered the living room, holding another opened bottle of merlot and wearing a loose robe instead of the button-down shirt she’d had on earlier in the evening. She topped off the three glasses, set the bottle down, and started to leave again.
Bette’s eyes were on her the whole time. “Where you going, honey?”
“Back to pump n’ dump.”
Alice looked at her friend. “Pump n’ dump?”
“She’s got to keep pumping on something close to Angelica’s schedule. But, since we maybe overindulged a bit on the wine, I don’t think she’s going to save it for when our little angel gets back from her overnight with Auntie Kit.”
“Going to let your kid get to ten or so before she starts on reds?”
Bette took a sip. “Definitely. She’ll start on the easy stuff, the dessert whites first. Maybe a Riesling or something.”
For a moment, Alice looked serious. “I want to thank you.”
“For?”
“For taking me out tonight.” Alice’s sobs started, for about the third time this evening. “I can’t believe that Dana’s out with Lara again.”
“We’re here for you, Al,” Tina shouted from somewhere outside of the room.
“Why not come where we can watch, honey?” Bette taunted.
Tina peeked back around the corner. “Perv.” With that she returned back down the hall.
“Have you noticed?” Bette, again speaking in her faux whisper, held her hands under her *****, indicating the increased size of Tina’s bust, “since the baby.”
“I can still hear you.”
Alice giggled at this for a moment, and then went back to crying.
“Hey, Al, c’mon, We’re here for you.” Bette gave her friend a clumsy, if encouraging, pat on the shoulder.
“Yeah, but, I just miss her.” She turned to face Bette. “And talking about ***** isn’t helping with all of the ways that I’m missing her.”
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(48 votes, average: 3.63 out of 5)
TBC? Ah no bec i want you to get back to the other story.
To be honest I was a little startled by that development, but I always enjoy the story you weave. I look forward to seeing where you take this next.
NO.They will only regret it.Please leave them as close friends.
I must admist I want to know what is going to happen. Also, very funny (chuckles). Good Job.
NO, NO, NO!!!!
My brain had a conniption, doubled back on itself and tried to leap out of my body, through my eyeballs.
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not that you don’t write well, just not in the service of this particular plot!
N.O.
Go back to yur other story, please!
I don’t think I’m ready for this jelly…
I don’t think I can handle this…
no
no
Haha, people are freaking out :D. I’d like you to continue.
i’m with the others..they are all better as friends…they can be there for alice but not like you painted here
please continue with the other story
NO NO NO..i have to say youve been under so much bad influence and i know by who…OCD..lol..please go back to plan B and by the way and by the way i´m still have problems with the site since last night its just me or anyone else?
no
Go for it!
Wait… who said that?
No really… go for it :)
Ok, the last bon bon was definately a rotten one. NO to this story line. Can’t imagine it, don’t think Bette and Tina will go for it!
Please continue with the other story – I promise the bon bons I bring will not be spoil.
Thanks for the “eye opener” though.
lol… I’m gonna say yes, just because it made me feel uncomfortable… your an incredible writer, Plan B is killer.
I’m not gonna open my mouth.
See how much we love you. We want plan b. But I do love it when you’re feeling a little goofy. OK so I opened my mouth already gezz.. sweet dreams P
NO, NO, NO, NOT A THREESOMW WITH ALICE!!!! EWWWWW!!!! GO BACK TO THE ORIGINAL STORY PLEASE!!!
Hell yeah, continue…Sounds good to me.
Yes please!
Ain’t no way this would ever happen.. would it?
Please make this the first and last part of this series. I would rather think of parents and sex than this! Please stop. We love your stories and your humor – but stop. Please. :-)
Why aren’t my coupled friends this way with me??? Darn it anyway! Do continue.
hahaha a threesome with humor! go for it! there are always people who like threesome’s ;) :p
I…am…so…conflicted. Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no. You get the idea.
I get that feeling when you drive by an accident, you know you shouldn’t slow down to look – but you do anyway. To continue or not is your decision. I’m too confused to have an opinion that is not wishy-washy.
K
Very funny but I only like B and T together, just the two of them. Sorry. Love your writing!
whoaa ok mayb i need to go check out the other story..but haha this is kinda funny continue continue!
WTF why is everyone telling P no, it’s FF for god sake. my only request is that if I show up with a bottle of wine that you put me in the story P. LOL it won’t have to be any good quaily wine because they are to drunk to know.
please continue this story..i wanna see where u go with this.
To outweigh some of the “NOOOOOOOOOOO”s, I say YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES hahahaha. DO IT!
i dont understand why some people dont want u to continuw with this story..i thought this chapter was funny. so please do continue.
I so wanna see where you’re taking this. So if I want you to continue this? YES! I love all of your stories!
Well I liked that as a sort of one off alt universe thingy! Please don’t make a series out of it, but a sexy little interlude/dream?? Hell YES!!
Yes! lol. everything you write is brilliant and this is even more amusing than usual :P
But continue Plan B as well :D
lol … lmao – peoples reactions are sooo funny ! Bloody well go for it ! I dont think it could be hot, but I would be a crack ! Thank you, as always !
im still laughing – just cause everyone is freaking by it, you need to continue it – that was freakin hysterical…boobsicles…lmao
P – I think I like the other story lines better. But I do think it’s interesting for you to start a new story line where the finale left off.
oh my god what will happen here I think it may get out of hand please post soon