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    Tina — Plan B; pt. 61

     

    “Alice. Jess knows I love her.”

     

    “True. But she also knows you loved Bette. And you’ve put Bette, a virtual stranger to Jess, in a power position almost immediately.”

     

    “Power position?”

     

    “I’ve got a bit of time for daytime shows, ok.” Alice did another evasive maneuver, I think, around something, I hope. I’m still trying to avoid the macro details of the drive. “But you know Bette, and see her as having a place in Jess’ life. For Jess, she doesn’t know how that all works.”

     

    “I guess.”

     

    “So, that’s excuse one.”

     

    Excuse one? “What does that mean, Alice?”

     

    “Well, I figure Jess gives you one excuse to reject Bette.”

     

    “And I’m going to reject Bette?” Not that I hadn’t thought a lot about myself and Bette. Still, the jury was still out.

     

    “It’s possible.”

     

    Often, you can’t get Alice to shut up. Unless, of course, you want her to talk. “And tell me why?”

     

    “C’mon, T.K. For how many years have you used Bette to drive away other women?”

     

    “I’ve never” Have I been doing that? I suppose it’s tough for anyone else to reach a benchmark when measured against a memory. “II don’t know.”

     

    “Remember, I’ve been there, too. I know the Bette-benefits.”

     

    “Alice.” We are not having a ***** talk about my ex-wife.

     

    “Tina.”

     

    Now she turned to face me. “Please, Alice, eyes on the road.”

     

    “Whatever. But you know, when you two started dating, I couldn’t wait for it to end.”

     

    “Alice?”

     

    “Oh yeah, I had it all planned. I was going to be rebound re-girlfriend.”

     

    Predestined to be doomed from the start. “Thanks for the vote of confidence, Alice.”

     

    “But it wasn’t about you guys. I just wanted, you know, the Bette-benefits in the bedroom.”

     

    As if I didn’t need such topics raised. My own renewed proximity to Bette has certainly raised sense memories that I haven’t dealt with in a long time.

     

    “So we disappointed you by staying together?”

     

    “You amazed me by staying together. Once I realized that you were a keeper, I gave up on my goal.”

     

    “No more Bette-benefits?” I can’t believe I just said that outloud.

     

    “Well, being used as a ***** toy by Gabby De-Evil-O did make me realize that perhaps that wasn’t the most satisfying role in life.”

     

    “Alice, why are we talking about this?”

     

    “Umm, I don’t know. That’s funny. Why are we talking about this?”

     

    Well, at least the course of conversation gave me a break from worrying if my house was standing.

     

    “So, I guess that means you two haven’t done it yet.”

     

    “Alice!” The gossip cycle once again appears. Any thought that it might abate as we aged, well, reports have shown the contrary.

     

    “C’mon, You have to be thinking about it. It’s been a few years, but Porter’s still got her stuff.”

     

    Like any of this has not already been noted. Bette’s been oddly uncomfortable, lacking confidence at times. That’s been something to adjust to. But once she’s to herself, watch out.

     

    Of course, this brings up another question. What if my stuff’s gone. “Alice, do you think, you know”

     

    “I know?”

     

    “Maybe Bette just wants to be a mother, that she doesn’t want to be a wife?”

     

    “You tell me, T.K. You’re the one who’s kissed her most recently.”

     

    That is a point. The few kisses we’ve shared said something much more than just friendship. And again, I feel a physical compulsion that I thought would never return. Time to change this subject.

     

    “And you didn’t tell them I’d be home early.”

     

    Alice smiled. Again turning to face me. “Would I do that.”

     

    Yes, she would. But did she?

     

    (tbc)

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    Comments

    1. oh my where have you been??? i´ve missed your story a lot..so glad you back..hope Tina dont feel threated about Bette and Jess relationship and she wants to help to build their relationship B&J and B&T..ok another great chappy please post as soon as you can thanks :o)

    2. wow..i am glad your back… now jess will be jess…. but bette and tina need to get together soon… and i hope that is the real reason tina came home early…

    3. I’m doing backflips and waving pom poms! It is so good to see you back and your writing ROCKS as always. You had some super fantastic lines in this one that left me rolling. You are the IT Girl! Happy Dance Happy Dance Yay for me! The PSEUD is BACK!

    4. welcome back, longed for your story but waited ever so patiently, all you writers are entitled to your own lives after all. Great Chapter glad to have you and this story back.

    5. Welcome back, pseud. Nice to see your story continued.

      Loved the remark about “…no chalk marks on the floor”. Tina’s lucky that Alice isn’t driving her to the county jail or the jeuvenile detention center.

      Good old Alice, giving Tina just enough information for her to fill in the rest of the picture with her own brush strokes.

      Tina needed to understand Jess’ insecurity in her place in the pecking order. Now, she can assuage Jess with more confidence.

      Tina needed to give voice to her feelings about Bette. They might have only been voices in her head, but at least making the effort.

      Curious to see just how much Bette and Jess reveal to Tina.

      Excellent chapter. Looking forward to more!

    6. Omigosh! I had to clean my contacts to make sure I was indeed seeing a psued post! I hope you had a good fill of bon-bons.

      Great story; I liked how you had Alice driving – traffic and Tina crazy! Can’t wait for the drama of Tina being home early. Will Bette and Jessica mis-interpet why Tina is home early?

      Hope for most posts from you.

      Thank you for returning and posting!

    7. LorddyingJeee! You’re back! I miss your posts big time. Welcome, welcome. Great update AS EVER! Please stay awhile longer and post soon. Cheers!

    8. I had almost given up hope! I’m so glad you are back.

      Pseud, I’m wondering, do you think I could trade my 401K plan in for Bette-benefits????

    9. Well it is good to see you back, writing! I just re-read some of your past fics and thought I was seeing things when I saw this update! Nice to see Tina back in scene. Funny convero with Alice. (I always wondered if canon conversation would run this way) It will be interesting when she sees how things have turned out! Hope the next post won’t be soo long!

    10. Hey Pseud: If loving you is wrong, I don’t wanna do right.
      And if giving you a fanfic award means you immediately go away for a month and don’t post, then you’re not getting any more. I don’t care how good your future stories are.

      So, there…

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