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    To the Moon and Back- chapter 13

     

    Alice decided to go through Bettes suitcase and she pulled out  Bettes white Chanel suits. She stripped off her own clothes and put it on.

     

    Look at me, Im all professional! she said before she snorted.

     

    I think youre just drunk said Shane.

     

    Does a drunk person want to go have an ice fight in the hallway before knocking on random peoples doors? Alice asked

     

    Dana answered, Yes

     

    Well then Im drunk and yall are coming with me!

     

    The girls went down the hallway and to the ice machine.  They each took a handful of ice and chucked it at one another. Alice accidentally hit Dana in the eye. She suddenly seemed to sober up for the moment.

     

    Oh my God, are you ok? Can you open it? Alice said as she tended to Dana.

     

    Err yeah but it hurts, Dana said with a frown.

     

    Well maybe this will make you feel better, said Alice as she pulled out the whipped cream bottle she had hidden in her waistband and squirted it all over Danas face. She then slowly licked every inch off before she embarked on a kiss with Dana so they could share the good white stuff.

     

    Now thats what Im talking about Alice said as she broke away.

     

    Guys cut it out please. If I see anymore Im going to have to down this entire bottle to get the image of you out of my head, said Shane as she clutched a bottle of beer.

     

    Aight its cool. Dont be hatin. Alice said as she tried to act like she was gangsta.

     

    Dont do that either, Shane added.

     

    They got up from the floor and went around the building knocking on random peoples doors and hiding. To them it was fun to see the old people walk outside and look around wondering if they were just imagining the noise.

     

    Shane lit up a cigarette and the smoke alarm went off.  The sprinklers down poured water on top of them, drenching them completely. They ran back to Shanes room to go inside but one thing was missing.

     

    Who has the key? asked Shane.

     

    Dana and Alice both responded at the same time, Not me

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    Comments

    1. Haha this is priceless. I love the gang under Alice’s command. Can’t wait to see what happens when they find out they weren’t actually drunk. Great chapter, JBlover, and thanks for answering my question!

    2. OMG…that was hilarious. Alice, Dana, and Shane are riots. The fact that they need to “sober up” from wine coolers is so funny. Please continue.

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