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    To the Moon and Back- chapter 13

     

    ***** man, were locked out.

     

    Lets just go downstairs and ask for it, Dana suggested.

     

    Well considering were piss ***** drunk and soaking wet and oh yeah we dont speak French I dont think theyll be too kind to us, Alice said.

     

    The three of them leaned up against the wall and slowly slid down, realizing that theyre antics have led to them being the losers. 

     

    Dana pushed Alice to the ground and straddled her. I have to pee like a racehorse, so take my mind off it baby.

     

    My pleasure, said Alice as she lounged her face at Danas and they had a serious tongue fest with one another.  Shane closed her eyes and blocked out everything around her as she fell asleep.

     

     

    Youve got to be kidding me said Bette as she saw the three musketeers laying on the floor.

     

    Should we kick them to see if theyre alive? asked Tina.

     

    Bette laughed and decided it wasnt such a bad idea. She gently kicked Alice in the side, but it was with enough force to have Dana roll off of her. Thats when Bette noticed Alice was wearing her suit.

     

    Oh *****, Tina said under her breath because she could only imagine what was going to happen next.

     

    Bette bent down to Alice and tugged on her ear before she whispered, Im going to kill you.

     

    Alice mumbled, Why? Whatd I do?

     

    That suit is dry clean only and its soaking wet! What the ***** did you do, jump in the pool? Oh please dont tell me that because the chlorine will only make it ten times worse

     

    Alice interrupted Bette who was going off on a tangent, No the sprinklers went off.

     

    And Im sure you had something to do with that, Bette said.

     

    Actually it was me, Shane opened her eyes, I had a cigarette and it went off.

     

    Bette and Tina just looked at each other acknowledging the fact that they were the only real adults in the group.  Why didnt you go inside? asked Tina.

     

    Locked out, replied Shane.

     

    Well then whats this? Tina pulled a white card out of Danas back pocket.

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    Comments

    1. Haha this is priceless. I love the gang under Alice’s command. Can’t wait to see what happens when they find out they weren’t actually drunk. Great chapter, JBlover, and thanks for answering my question!

    2. OMG…that was hilarious. Alice, Dana, and Shane are riots. The fact that they need to “sober up” from wine coolers is so funny. Please continue.

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