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    To the Moon and Back – chapter 16

    Story written on July 16, 2005 by JBlover4life.
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    McDonald’s, cookie monster, and bangable celebrities make for interesting conversation

     

    Is it me or does the food taste better here? Dana asked.

     

    Its definitely fresher, Bette said as she dipped her chicken nuggets in barbeque sauce.

     

    Tina was laughing at her. Bette, you remind me of a little kid eating those chicken nuggets.

     

    I dont care if I remind you of the cookie monster scarfing down chocolate chip cookies, these bad boys are the best.

     

    They all laughed at Bette, who didnt care.  Can you believe Sesame Street limited the number of cookies he eats because of the rising rate of children who are obese? Thats just insane! What is the world coming to? Tina complained.

     

    Me eat less cookies, Alice said in her best cookie monster voice.

     

    Well considering the fact that people accused Tinky Winky, Spongebob, and Bert of Ernie of being *****, Im not surprised they would limit his cookie intake, Bette said.

     

    Why cant a childrens show character just be that? Why do they need to warp everything into something political? asked Dana.

     

    Because thats just the way society is. Everything needs a label otherwise people go into a panic, said Shane

     

    Tina, who had already finished her own Big Mac and fries, tried to secretly reach over to take some of Bettes but was unsuccessful. Out of the corner of Bettes eye she saw Tinas hand creep along and she grabbed it. Mighty hungry are we? She asked with a wide grin.

     

    Yes. You caught me. What can I say Im eating for two and its been hours since my last meal.

     

    Its been years since my last confession but you dont see me complaining, Alice joked.

     

    Do you want to order something else T? Bette asked.

     

    Maybe a milkshake, no make that a McFlurry with M&Ms. Oh yeah I could so go for that right now.

     

    You cease to amaze me T, Bette said as she got up to order Tinas McFlurry. She thought that if Tina could only see herself getting all excited over food, then she wouldnt have been calling her a child for eating chicken nuggets.

     

    Bette sat back down and handed the dessert to Tina, who thanked her before diving in on the treat.  After everyone was finished eating it was 11:00 and they decided to finally head over to the terminal.  As they were reaching the lounge outside the gate, an announcement was made that their flight would be departing at 12:30.

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    1. I too was horrified when the beloved Cookie Monster started singing “cookies are a sometimes food”- what the hell is that about? p.s Bert and Ernie are totally gay

    2. angelina Jolie could eat me any day too she is more than welcome..lol..and i wasnt hungry but after all those words about mcdonalds im a little bit now..lol..Jb i love your story i cant wait for the next chapter thanks ;o)

    6. JBlover, I’m sorry about your current situation. I hope that things get better for you. If you ever need to talk to someone, feel free to PM or to head on over to the discussion board. The people over there are wonderful to talk to. And don’t worry, we have the utmost faith in you! ;)

      I liked this chapter a lot! It’s fun to see the gang talk about every day things that us normal people talk about. Thanks for your spin of reality!

    7. Hey JBlover, sorry you’re having a hard time with your Mom…hope everything works out. Cookie Monster and gang were very entertaining. Thanks for the chapter…it was sweet and funny.

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