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To the Moon and Back – chapter 16
Pssh. Porter trying to be all romantic again,
Dana said, I think it was sweet.
Angelina is hot but I still like Jennifer Connelly. Shes got that classic beauty to her, said Tina.
If I had to pick, Id definitely choose Portia de Rossi, said
Kate Beckinsale for me. Those corsets in Van Helsing sent me through the roof, said Dana.
What about you Shane? If you could sleep with any celebrity who would it be? Bette asked.
Shane stroked her chin as if she was in deep thought. George Clooney.
The women were shocked. Did they just hear Shane say shed sleep with George Clooney? A man?
What? they all asked in unison.
Yeah George Clooney, Shane responded again.
Shane, last time I checked you were the biggest ***** out of all of us. Where the ***** do you come off saying him?
Well I figured hey the man is what 40 something now? He has been named sexiest man more than once by various magazines and he never married. I want to know what hes like in bed, and see if thats what keeping him from tying the knot or if hes just like me, non committal.
That is very interesting thinking, Dana said.
Extremely interesting, added Bette.
I know its odd coming from me but hey its not like its going to happen. Just like none of you are going to get your women.
Hey it can happen! Think positive! roared Tina.
Bette gave her a glance that could melt ice. It can happen? Are you saying you want Jennifer Connelly in reality?
A girl can dream cant she?
If that girl is you, she certainly cant, Bette stated.
Tina faught back.Whoa dont sit there acting all innocent! You just said you wanted Angelina!
Ladies ladies ladies. Calm your hormones for just a second,
They all seemed to mumble to themselves complaining that they dont like the truth.
Tina pointed to Bette and said, She started it.
I did not! If you dont recall Dana was the one reading the headlines aloud and then Shane said she wouldnt mind Angelina eating her, Bette defended herself.
You guys do realize youre arguing over the stupidest thing ever dont you? Dana asked as her eyes darted back and forth from Tina to Bette.
They just nodded their heads in agreement. So dont you think you should kiss and makeup? Dana asked.
Kisses should be done in private, Bette said.
Since when do you believe that? Shane asked.
Now Bette firmly answered.
Tina did not look pleased. So you kiss Angelina in private too?
Bette raised her voice, Tina youre being beyond ridiculous!
Tina leaned over in her seat and kissed Bette on the lips, sparking cheers from the girls who were amused by their childish behavior.
Tina pulled away and whispered in Bettes ear, Am I ridiculous now?
Bette responded, Not at all, before kissing Tina and biting on her lower lip.
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They pulled their lips away from each others and Bette softly grunted, Perfect timing.
TBC
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I too was horrified when the beloved Cookie Monster started singing “cookies are a sometimes food”- what the hell is that about? p.s Bert and Ernie are totally gay
angelina Jolie could eat me any day too she is more than welcome..lol..and i wasnt hungry but after all those words about mcdonalds im a little bit now..lol..Jb i love your story i cant wait for the next chapter thanks ;o)
Hey I’m still Love the Story WHOA! I’m Love it really enjoy reading this it’s really put the SMILE ON MY FACE LOL! THANKS Please continue.
Bert and Ernie so gay.JBLover sorry you are going through shit with your mom.Hope everything works out.
I love it please post soon
JBlover, I’m sorry about your current situation. I hope that things get better for you. If you ever need to talk to someone, feel free to PM or to head on over to the discussion board. The people over there are wonderful to talk to. And don’t worry, we have the utmost faith in you! ;)
I liked this chapter a lot! It’s fun to see the gang talk about every day things that us normal people talk about. Thanks for your spin of reality!
Hey JBlover, sorry you’re having a hard time with your Mom…hope everything works out. Cookie Monster and gang were very entertaining. Thanks for the chapter…it was sweet and funny.
K
Wonderful two chapters. Loved the sleeping with celebs part, too funny. Can’t wait for more.
Great chapter. Pretty funny. I freakin love Jennifer Connoly. I fight with my friends all the time about how hot she is.
This chapter is so funny and glad they have fun for a while. Post soon, thanks!