Alice: “So, was that just a friendly romp or can we fuck again?”

Shane held the cigarette up for Alice to take and as she exhaled she said, “What do you mean?”

Alice: “Well, can we maintain our friendship and still fuck from time to time. Like, is that possible?”

Shane: “Well, we just did. And, you’re still my friend right?”

Alice: “Of course I’m still your friend. I’m offended that you’d even ask.”

Shane: “Well then sure, we can fuck from time to time…if you want to I mean.”

Alice: “Oh thank God! Because Shane, I don’t know how you do it, but you are one gifted bitch! Seriously! If they bottled that tongue of yours…let’s just say the demand would far out weigh the supply my friend! Whoa!”

Shane: “Really? Ya think?”

Alice: “Na no lover, I don’t think……I know!”

Dana was lying on her side watching Lara sleep when she realized Mr. Piddles hadn’t jumped up to nuzzle her like he normally does. She looked passed Lara to the clock on the nightstand and realizing it was way passed his bedtime, she quietly got up and began looking around for him. The shrieking scream that bounced off all the walls had finally found it’s way upstairs to Lara’s ears. As she jumped up in horror, Dana came running into the bedroom.

Dana: “OH MY GOD LARA! WE LEFT THE FUCKING DOOR OPEN!!!!!”

Tim lifted Marina’s limp arm off of his chest and sat up. He walked over to the window to look at the view for a second. Jenny was wrapped around Marina like a pretzel and as he turned to watch them sleep, he reached for his jeans. Once he finished getting dressed he quietly picked up his car keys and made his way downstairs. Jenny’s eyes flew open when she heard the car start, and pull out of the driveway.

Tina was lying on her side watching Bette sleep. Well, she had no choice. The snore that was pouring out of Bette’s open mouth was about to wake up Gandhi! She slowly reached over and pushed up on her chin, sealing off the ruckus for good. Or so she thought! As soon as she put her hand back under the covers, Bette’s mouth flew back open, sending out a wave of chainsaw like snorts that made Tina flinch, and the windows rattle. She threw the pillow over her head and let out a frustrated cry for the sleep God’s to end her suffering as the phone rang.