Alice high fived Kit and walking into the bathroom, suddenly found herself being spun around a million miles an hour to the last stall. Only when the door slammed shut did Bette come into focus. “Holy fuck, Bette!”

“What are you doing with her?”

“With who, Jesus, H, I paid good money for those drinks, I’d like to keep them.”

Bette put her hand on Alice’s chest and slowly pushing her into the wall, said, “I’ll ask again, what are you doing with her?”

Alice slapped Bette’s hand away and grabbed her head. “Okay, let me get my barrings.” Bette folded her arms as Alice dropped onto the toilet. “I don’t know what crawled up your ass sideways, but, me and Dana just bumped into her at the mall.”

“The mall?”

Alice looked up. “Well shit, are you going to make me say it twice? Dana needed sneakers.”

Alice put her head back down. “Oh, and then…we…” Bette kneeled in front of Alice and said “And then we…what,” which caused Alice to swallow hard. “And then we took her to buy a dress at that little boutique we like, that’s all.”

Bette reached out and lifted Alice’s face to meet hers. They were not an inch away from each other when she finally said, “There didn’t happen to be a moment during your little shopping excursion where a napkin showed up, was there??”

Alice smirked and Bette stood up. “Oh Alice, please tell me you didn’t.”

“She’s got a great ass, Bette, I mean, wow, it is out there. And, give me a break, you’re the one who showed us that trick.”

Bette opened the stall and turning back said, “Okay, I’m leaving out of the back door. You make sure she gets home safe, Alice, or I swear to god…”

“Done, already taken care of. Marina’s going to call us a cab. Oh, and Bette…for whatever it’s worth, she’s a great girl, I just thought I’d…alright, we’ll get her home.”

Bette smiled and said, “Get off the toilet, Alice,” before slamming the door shut and crashing into Tina, who was standing in front of her. “If I weren’t drunk, I’d probably feel that,” Tina said, grabbing her shin. “Oh my god, I am so sorry…” Bette grabbed Tina by the shoulders to steady her. “Wow, you are so drunk?” Tina smiled, “I am, I really am. And you know what, it feels really good.”

Bette looked into Tina’s eyes. Holding up two fingers, she finally said, “How many fingers am I holding up?” Tina laughed, “You’re funny.” Bette smiled and touching Tina’s cheek, said, “No, I’m late. I really have to go meet an artist…”

“Oh, so take me with you,” Tina said. Bette didn’t say anything until Alice finally yelled, “Take her with you, Bette, please, I can’t pee with the two of you standing in front of me…”

Bette shrugged, “Okay, I’ll take you with me. But you might be bored.”

Tina leaned in and kissed Bette hard on the cheek. She grabbed her hand and leading her toward the door, said, “I won’t be bored.”