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Underway Ships Colors – Chapter 2
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As the cab pulled up to the pier Captain Porter got out grabbed her seabag then paid the cab driver. Dropping her sea bag on the ground she stretches out her arms, tilts her head back, looking up towards the sky. Taking in the view before her she stood in awe, the sky was clear, the salty scent of sea water filled her nose, and a flock of birds flew above her in the most perfect v-formation she had ever seen. Everything was perfect and nothing AND I MEAN NOTHING could ruin the great mood she was in!
USS Cumulus 68 You Owe Me 1…..
“What a wonderful day to get under———Awwwwwwwww shit!”
“Ma’am are you okay, “a sailor says running towards her with a towel in hand.
“WHAT THE FUCK!”
“Yeah, you have to be careful the birds are extra shitty today.”
“It’s in my mouth!”
“They got me twice today once in my hair and then on my cheek.”
“Ughhhhh, it tastes and smells horrible like tit cheese and turtle tank water!”
“Trust me they never miss their target.”
“So, what are you saying I asked to be shitted on!?”
“No…..well I mean ma’am you were standing on the pier with your arms stretched out like the Jeepers Creepers scarecrow.” Snatching the towel from her she wipes her mouth then swings her seabag over her shoulder in disgust. Walking towards the ship she left a trail of loogeys in her path.
“Welcome to the USS Cumulus 68 You Owe Me 1 ma’am, “the sailor shouts out to her only to be ignored. As she walked up the brow the quarterdeck watch team recognizing the insignia on her collar announces her arrival.
USS Cumulus arriving……(they announce over the ships announcing system). When her foot touched down on the ships deck the entire watch team snapped to attention.
“Attention on deck!”
“At ease.”
“Good Morning ma’am.”
“Good morning are all hands onboard?”
“Yes ma’am, “the officer of the deck says to her while handing her a folder. Opening the folder she scans through it before closing it shut.
“Outstanding, sea anchor is scheduled for 0900, before then please muster all officers in officer country at 0815 for a small debrief.”
“Yes ma’am should I call upon our medical team as well?”
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Hey what a crew, and what a surprise will receive Bette when she finds out Tina is there too, we’ll see what the mating season brings to this boat (I mean for the whales and other sea creatures). Very nice chapter, waiting for the update.
I really enjoy this story, very funny written.
Loved this one line : “By the power invested in me I know pronounce you Tina Kennard BLOCKED & DELETED from my life you may now kiss my ass, “she says while hitting the enter button.
That my dear Captain Bette Porter is not in your power.
Looking forward to the next update!
I can’t recall reading any other stories by you, but if this is any indication of your style of writing I must go back and find them, this is hysterical. I feel Bette deserved the bird poop in the mouth and Tina must be going deaf, I was crying reading those scenes, too damn funny. So I am guessing Stef hit her head watching Lena. I am so loving this, thanks for posting it.
Bette does not admit she still has feelings for Tina.
When you see Tina, you can be sure that you will need a real doctor .. lol
All Stars.
Note: Actualizing this story)