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Underway Ships Colors – Chapter 2
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“Why is there a medical casualty onboard?”
“No, ma’am all is safe here onboard the USS Cumulus.”
“If that’s the case why the need to alert medical?”
“For you ma’am.”
“For me, I don’t need medical attention, “she says raising her voice offended by the suggestion alone.
“Ma’am it appears you do, “turning her attention to the other watch stander, “Pass over the announcing system we need the duty medical team on the quarterdeck immediately!”
“Hey, put that down I do not need any medical attention damn it!”
“My name is HM1 Rodgers, HM1 means I am a medical corpsman here on——-.”
“I know what it means it still doesn’t explain why you think I need medical attention!”
“Well, ma’am it appears you’re foaming at the mouth now it could be the result of an unforeseen exposer to rabies, however without proper assessment of your medical condition it is hard to——-.”
“Rabies WTF!? Foaming—-I’m not foaming at the mouth!”
“Then what is that white stuff on the corner of your lips?” Reaching up she touches her mouth then looks down at her hand.
“It’s bird shit, “she says disgustingly before walking off the quarterdeck towards her stateroom.
“Bird shit, “they all say at once. Once she disappeared BM2 (Boatswain Mate) Stevens couldn’t contain her excitement.
“OMG, I don’t know about you guys but our captain is fioooone!”
“Yes, she is I don’t mind waking up and seeing her every day!”
“So what if she likes to eat bird shit I like to eat ass it’s kind of the same thing right?”
“Hell no, and now that I know that before you put your lips anywhere near that microphone go find some mouthwash and gargle.”
“Whatever, “she says brushing off her comment, “I’ll still give it to her you know what they say coffee is good with cream but better when it’s black.”
“Yeah, but she’s more like a half and half.”
“Either way this is going to be the best six months of my life!”
Ships Galley…..
“Hey they just rang your sister onboard.”
“Yeah captain or not she’ll always be my baby sister.”
“But she is the captain.”
“Yes, she is but that doesn’t make her exempt from Kit Porters famous underwear wedgies I’ve been splitting butt cheeks since 72’, “she says smiling.
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Hey what a crew, and what a surprise will receive Bette when she finds out Tina is there too, we’ll see what the mating season brings to this boat (I mean for the whales and other sea creatures). Very nice chapter, waiting for the update.
I really enjoy this story, very funny written.
Loved this one line : “By the power invested in me I know pronounce you Tina Kennard BLOCKED & DELETED from my life you may now kiss my ass, “she says while hitting the enter button.
That my dear Captain Bette Porter is not in your power.
Looking forward to the next update!
I can’t recall reading any other stories by you, but if this is any indication of your style of writing I must go back and find them, this is hysterical. I feel Bette deserved the bird poop in the mouth and Tina must be going deaf, I was crying reading those scenes, too damn funny. So I am guessing Stef hit her head watching Lena. I am so loving this, thanks for posting it.
Bette does not admit she still has feelings for Tina.
When you see Tina, you can be sure that you will need a real doctor .. lol
All Stars.
Note: Actualizing this story)