Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend

Somewhere along in the bitterness

And I would have stayed up with you all night

Had I known

How to save a life….

            “Boring…?” Shane repeats Alice, shaking her head with a smile, looking at Alice as if she was speaking a foreign language.

            “Yes, Shane, boring,” Jenny interjects. “You do the same exact thing everyday. We invite you to come hang with us, but you always turn us down.”

            “We just want to do what’s best for, Shane, I mean, come on…” Bette tells her with a smile on her face, thinking about the revenge she was having on her from the intervention they had once forced on her and Tina. “…We all love you and if you keep this up, your just going to waste away.”

            “Yeah,” Alice says agreeing with Bette. “That is why we demand you to smoke a joint with us and then come out with us.

Shane laughs. “You guys are nuts! What happens if I say no?”

            “Come on Shane, there’s three of us and only one of you… I’m pretty sure we can take you,” Alice says motioning to Bette and Bette pulls several neatly rolled joints in a plastic baggy.

Seeing this made Shane laugh even harder, “Since when did you become Dr. Greenthumb?”

Bette grabs her chest pretending to be offended and replies, “ The same day Alice stopped being Dr. Feelgood.”

            “Dr. Feelgood, Bette?” Alice laughs.

            “Yeah, you know, the song by Motley Crew?”

            “I know who Motley Crew is, but I sure as hell didn’t expect you to!”

Everyone laughs as Alice takes a joint from Bette and lights it. Alice takes a couple puffs and then passes it. Everyone keeps up this rotation until it was all gone.

            “Alright Shaney,” Alice starts off. “Go grab your shit; we’re going to the Planet.”

            “Alright give me a minute.” Shane replies getting up and heading to her room.

Alice jumps up off the couch and hurries over to Shane before she can disappear into her room. “Hey Shane, one more thing.”