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    Bette – I can’t handle this …

    She closes her eyes and sighs, not knowing how she is going to be able to fall asleep.


    Alice’s bedroom, late night: Alice is in bed eating popcorn and watching “Desert Hearts” on her VCR when the phone rings, just as the two characters are having sex.  

    Alice – Fuck!

    She pauses the tape and answers the phone frustrated.

    Alice – Yep?!

    Bette is in bed looking upset.

    Bette – What are you doing?

    Alice – Watching “Desert Hearts” and you just interrupted the sex scene!

    The brunette rolls her eyes.

    Bette – Haven’t you watched this movie a hundred times before?!

    Alice sighs.

    Alice – I can watch it a hundred and one times …

    Bette – Huh!

    Alice – What’s up? You sound frustrated.

    Bette pouts.

    Bette – Tina just called me.

    Alice – Ahh … now I understand your frustration

    She chuckles.

    Alice – What was the friendly topic? Naked oil massages?

    Bette – Not funny! We talked about you today!

    Alice – Huh! I know I’m sexy but … how did I get you so frustrated?

    The brunette purses her lips in annoyance.

    Bette – She was being inappropriate and mentioned that you are too!

    Alice – Inappropriate is my middle name, but how so?

    The brunette squints annoyed.

    Bette – Did you actually discuss my sexual preferences with her?!

    The blonde raises her eyebrows.

    Alice – Uh … enlighten me! What exactly did we discuss?

    Bette – How good I am in bed?!

    Alice smiles mischievously.

    Alice – Ahh … and I bet she told you that you are the best sex she ever had!

    Bette sighs upset, her voice rising.

    Bette – So, you did talk about me! It’s so fucking inappropriate that the two of you gossiped about me like that!

    The blonde laughs.

    Alice – Nope … we never gossiped about you like that! She is using me as an excuse to talk dirty to you, silly!

    Bette bites her lower lip.

    Alice – I have two words for you: phone sex!

    The brunette pouts.

    Bette – She’s dating Helena Peabody … and wants to have phone sex with me?!

    Alice – She is?! Oh wow … I can’t believe it! (pause) I told you Helena was not wasting time!

    Bette – She pounced like a fucking predator!

    Alice raises an eyebrow.

    Alice – Don’t worry clearly Tina is just playing the field a little until she is able to see you again. Trust me, she still wants you bad and will soon be all yours!

    Bette – Playing the field?!

    Alice – Well, you know …phone sex with you … real dates with Helena … It’s not a bad thing in my book! Who wants to have sex with just one woman her whole life … right?

    Bette – Are you fucking kidding me?! I feel like I’m in the twilight zone!

    Alice – Relax! Didn’t you just ignore her for two weeks? She is giving you another chance! Enjoy the ride!

    Bette – I’m not going to enjoy any fucking ride!

    Alice – Why?! Friends with benefits was your middle name until recently. You can do it again!

    Bette – You don’t get it, Al! I can’t share her! Not her! It’s too fucking painful!

    She presses her hand to her forehead.

    Bette – And with Helena fucking Peabody?! You can just kill me right now!

    Alice – Oy vey!

    Alice rolls her eyes.

    Alice – Your past came back to haunt you!

    Bette sighs with a pout.



    1. Hi! Thanks for chapter!

      Yeah, i agree – it this chapter Bette is absolutely brainless. All she need to do – it just ask Tina during their phone talks – if she dating with someone? But no, she better believe Helena’s words. Stupid.

    2. Thanks so much for this chapter. I look forward to every weekend knowing there will be updates on my favorites and Western Skies is one of my favs! Just can’t get why Bette just doesn’t ask Tina or say something to Kit. And surely Bette remembers that she was Tina’s first girl relationship..does she think Tina would jump from her to another woman so quickly. I want Bette to be that same strong woman who take assertiveness to heart and confronts Tina about Helena. That’s my 2 cents. And could you please post again soon…it would be a great birthday present for me today! :)

      • Happy Birthday, Finn422! I will post soon, yes! As for Bette, remember that she has issues and is not always the strong woman that we want her to be. She is the same woman who cheated on Tina in S1 because she couldn’t express her feelings. The same woman who didn’t have the courage to break up with Jodi and tell Tina that she loved her in S5 until the sh*t hit the fan. She was obviously prone to cheating and engaging in casual sex, perhaps because she had never felt the sting of loving someone and not being their only one. And finally, she can be a drama queen too, which is funny sometimes, and a little prone to panic attacks as we saw in the elevator scene. In this story, she will learn while young, so it doesn’t happen later on.

    3. I agree with the others.

      Bette must stop being a whimp and ask Tina about that fucking Peabody bitch and return back to the confident and cocky Bette. I miss her, at the other side i understand her a bit, she was hurt in the past and Tina did hurt her too.

      I must say i like Tina’s way to turture Bette, she sure isn’t shy in telling her what she thinks.

      Looking forward to the next chapter!!!

    4. Ahh, about Bette all been said by others. But i think in the future we might see that Helena gives Tina ultimatum – dating or no money from her. I’d like to see what Tina will choose in that case

    5. Frickin’ Helena is definitely gonna give Tina an ultimatum!! I figure as soon as Tina opens her mouth in innocent convo w/Helena saying that she Bette are trying to reconcile, H will pull out all he stops to bed her and parade Tina as her partner in front of Bette.

      Right now there’s no guarantee that the movie Tina is trying to finish will make it without Helena pulling a fast one and putting Tina in a bind some how.

      • Thanks for the words of encouragement, BlueFlame7! I may need them right now. Writing is a big commitment. I don’t currently have plans for another story but one never knows.

    6. Lol i love this story and the tit for tat between them and your readers.. i for one understand Bette. She scared of what she feels and thinks. Shes afraid to ask Tina. Afraid of what she might say.. Tina’s is her Kryptonite.. she makes Bette weak.. in more ways than one. Thank you for the chapter waiting for next one.

        • Lol.. And some have big imagination..yeah Kryptonite.. I think its perfect word for this love for Tina. Love makes you become unglued and not yourself sometimes.. shes just trying to find her footing and I think she’s almost there.
          And Helena is Helena no surprise there.. Happy Writing.

    7. Wow…didn’t see it coming..Helena played dirty..bette was really fragile in this story..i guess she just tried to protect her heart from breaking..but tina is worth to fight hope bette finally come to her sense and fight for her..

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