Bette (mumbling): fuck, I know what Al is going to do and I’m not in the mood for it!

Tina: Don’t worry babe, we’ll handle it.

(Bette and Tina strolled over to Alice and Shane and both had grins across their faces.)

Alice (looking at Tina’s leather pants): I see somebody is going to get some on the dance floor, eh?

Tina: Maybe, maybe not!

Alice: Cut out the bullshit, you know that you are!

Bette: We love both of you but what the fuck are you doing here tonight? Not spying here I hope?

Alice: You wish, Mrs. Kennard!

Shane: We are just here chillin’ and having a good time, but don’t let us impose on your night out together!

Bette: Thank you, Shane! We won’t! Come on my baby, I want to mop the floor with you on the dance floor.

Alice (snickering): Just try and keep it under rated R you two, you can’t afford getting thrown out for indecent exposure!

(Bette ignored Alice’s usual snide remark and led Tina to the dance floor, where they started bumping and grinding to Beyonce’s "Irreplaceable", while Alice and Shane looked on in amazement.)

Shane: I love those two so much, it just makes me so fucking happy that they still have the hots for one another after all these motherfucking years!

Alice: I agree, despite my wisecracks, I admire them deeply and hope to god this is for good. I don’t want to have to shoot anybody now if this isn’t!

Shane: Don’t worry, Al. I have a feeling this is it!

Alice (getting her digital camera out): I know they are going to kill me when they find out about this but I can’t help but take pictures of our favorite couple!

Shane: As long as you don’t publish them in a lesbian porn mag, it’s all good!

(Bette was grinding her body against Tina’s and had a grin across her face. Tina kissed Bette on the lips and Bette slipped her tongue into Tina’s mouth, her hand reaching Tina’s crotch. Alice began taking pics and taping the make out session between them.)

Alice: This is so fucking great!