Biker dyke: All I am wanting is to dance with you, sweet cheeks!

Bartender (to the biker): Beat it, Louise! You ain’t welcome here!

Biker Dyke: Oh come on, Illena! We go way back!

Bartender (pointing to the door): Out or I’ll fucking throw you out! (The biker dyke finally got the message and headed out the door.)

Tina (grabbing her wife and embracing her tightly): Shit, what a pain in the ass!

Bette (holding onto Tina): I know it but I know something that can ease our minds.

Tina: And what is that?

Bette (kissing Tina’s shoulder softly): Let’s go into the restroom and you’ll find out.

Alice (rolling her eyes): Oh god, get a room you two! You’ll make me lose my drink here!

(Tina grabbed Bette’s hand and both headed to the ladies room, leaving Alice and Shane to their drinking)

Shane (grinning): No matter how much you joke about them Al, you know you love seeing them getting cozy.

Alice: Yeah but I never get the details, Yoda!

Shane: Bite me!

Alice (sipping on her drink): You wish!

(Bette got Tina in the bathroom stall and both were checking each other out, their breathing becoming very hard.)

Tina (pulling Bette to her and rubbing Bette’s hips and ass with her hands): You look so fucking hot in your Levi’s.)

Bette (groaning loudly): That is why I wore them, only for you baby! I love those tight ass leather pants on you!

Tina (taking Bette’s hand and resting it on her crotch): Well, you need to finish what you started earlier!

(Bette smashed her lips against Tina’s, her tongue finding its way inside of Tina’s mouth and her unzipping Tina’s leather pants, jamming her hand inside. Tina was absolute soaked with desire for Bette and she groaned for Bette to do her stuff. Bette entered her with two fingers and she was kissing and sucking Tina’s neck as she was making love to her.)

Bette (continuing to suck on Tina’s neck): You are so beautiful, baby. Ooh shit!

Tina (holding on to the back of Bette’s neck, moaning): So are you, oh Jesus! (Tina wrapped her legs around Bette’s waist and Bette continued to make love to Tina with much relish and passion. Both were sweating and moving to the rhythm of bumping and grinding. Bette’s lips never left any part of Tina and Tina’s moans were getting louder as Bette was finding her way to Tina’s pleasure spot. Once she got there, she jammed her fingers way up there and Tina climaxed hard, her scream echoing inside the bathroom. Bette held onto her shaking wife and kissed her softly.)