“I swear I’m not!”

“Really?”

“Yes so stop acting paranoid!”

“Okay so who does these dryer sheet sized panties belong to I found hidden underneath the bathroom stink cause they damn sure aint mine, “she says holding up a pair of underwear.

“Is that your only proof?”

“My only proof what the, “she says pausing trying to calm herself, “Besides these little ass panties I know you’re doing somebody I can feel it because the back of kneecap keeps twitching!”

“You’re acting like a crazy person and can you please lower your voice people are starting to stare at us.”

“I don’t give a damn I need answers Shane!

“Uh….okay see what happened was…..wait give me a second I can explain?”

“Yeah, I bet I’m curious to see what lie your lying ass comes up with next!”

“Uh, Shane back at it again huh, “Jenny says getting out of a cab that dropped her off outside of the Planet. There they were both Shane and her girlfriend Stacy outside on the sidewalk arguing like Al and Peggy Bundy.

“Forget you Jenny it’s not even like that, “turning her attention back to her girlfriend, “Look can you stop acting crazy my friends are all going to be here and I———–.”

“I don’t care about your friends but what I do care about is whose little ass panties belong too now, look at me, “she turns around so Shane could get a good look at her butt, “You see all these wagon I’m draggin not one of my ass cheeks could fit into this!”

“Oh, yeah I see it got up close and personal with it last night, “she says smiling.

“Cute real fucking cute, just know I’m on to you and I will find out whose little candy ass these underwear belong to, “she says holding the panties up to her face before walking off.

“Bye, Stacy is was nice seeing you again, “Jenny yells.

“Fuck you Shane Schecter, “she yells back flipping them both off only to have them both burst out laughing.

“Shane Schecter?”

“No relation.”

“Ouch you sure know how to pick them!”

“Yeah, well she’ll be alright let’s go inside.”

“Wait, those underwear who do they belong too?”

“Walmart, I bought them a few days ago and put them in a place I knew she would find them she’ll spend the next week in a half investigating trying to find out who else I’m sleeping with which will give me a much needed break from her crazy ass!”