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What is love? – Chapter 36
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“Bette, I’m so sorry I stared,” Shane said sincerely.
“Al’s right,” smiled Bette. “If you hadn’t looked, something would have been wrong with you.”
As they chatted, Bette found out that they would have been here sooner, but they got lost.
Alice said she remembered the way to the cabin and she and Shane got into a big argument. Shane decided to stop arguing and just let Alice figure out she was wrong. Alice was uncharacteristically quiet when she realized her mistake.
“We didn’t think we’d be interrupting anything,” explained Alice seriously, “because we know you made love all last night and most of the day before we got here.”
“Where’s Tina?” asked Shane.
“She’s still in the bedroom putting on as many clothes as possible,” Bette grinned.
Tina finally emerged from the bedroom wearing long pants down to her ankles, a long-sleeved shirt and running shoes and socks.
“Where are the gloves?” Alice had asked, noting that Tina’s hands were the only part of her anatomy below her neck that was uncovered.
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Several hours after the gang’s arrival
Bette and Tina sat on the beach house porch and watched the sun set as their family prepared the meal. Shane and Tammy were sweating and cursing over the outdoor grill and Alice and Dana were in the kitchen heroically tossing salad and trying to cook a vegetable dish. Val and Sue were dividing time between both and getting the table ready for dinner.
The newly married couple felt a good-humored resignation about the fact that their family was not only going to spend the evening with them, they were going to spend the night. They were sitting on an outdoors couch with Bette’s arm around Tina and Tina’s head against her shoulder.
When their lazy kissing began to turn passionate, Alice, who had stepped out on the porch, said, “Hey you two, get a room.”
“Al,” said Bette, “we did get a room and then all of you showed up.”
Alice dismissed this remark with an airy wave of her hand and went back into the beach house.
Bette grinned at Tina, but said seriously. “We could go to the nearest motel.”
“We could just make love here” suggested Tina.
“With all our friends in the cabin?” protested Bette.
“I talked to Val about it and she said she would make sure that nobody bothered us.”
“By ‘nobody,’ you mean Alice?”
“Who else?”
“It’s a date.”
“Good.” Tina said, “Then I won’t have to remember this honeymoon as the time when the hermit crabs got more intimate with me than you did.”
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Really nice story, love the way the hermit crabs where all over Tina, and as usual Alice shows up on there honeymoon, great chapter look forward to more,
just lovelly..and fucking funny..they are so connected and happy with each other that sex is just a co-actor..lol..cant wait for more thanks Pancha :o)
what do you mean last chapters??? better not…heh, this story is so dang funny… I love to read it after a long day at work cuz its so light and good feelin. Tina and her negligee, man that must of been a sight to see.
Haha, I laughed almost all the time. Poor Tee, hermit crabs + negligee. Bette is a 100% lover + wife. I love them!I dunt like the idea of ‘the last chapters’, although it’s in plurality. We need as many as possible chapters. I love to see how Bette spoils Tee. Please dunt stop writing on this story unless you will start another wonderful story of TiBette. Which one would you take?
*rolling in the floor laughing* Poor Shane. I guess she thought Bette was gonna kick her ass. And Dana…OMG “Gulp!” lmaoNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I don’t want the story to end! :( Oh well if you must end it, could we PLEASE have another one that will make us laugh our asses off?
bring me more bring me more…..
really cute, hermit crabs got more intimate LOL…i hope they canhave their honeymoon uninterrapted…thanks, loved it
Poor Tina. First she gets trashed and passes out, then she gets attacked by hermit crabs, and if that wasn’t enough, all of her friends see her basically naked. LOL Looks like Bette’s about to make it all better though! Thanks pancha. :)
Aw, poor Bette & Tina… no nookie on their honeymoon. And I’m surprised that they allowed everyone to invade…what’s up with that?! :)
So funny. Great update. Looking forward to more.
Way too cute! So FUNNY.. Thanks much
I really enjoyed every bit of this chapter.. I like how Bette was Bette when she thought it was ok that Shane stared at her wife..
Loved this – so funny especially about the hermit crabs – please post again soon. thanks for writing !
man this was so funny fell out my chair!!!!!!!!!!
WE WANT MORE! WE WANT MORE! Tell me you’re joking that the last chapters are coming this weekend. This story is to good to end! Can’t wait for more.
A sweet comedy of errors! What friends show up at a honeymoon cabin?
I read past the ‘last chapters’ comment and I’m not going back to discover it. However, this story does have a completeness to it, awaiting only the consummation of their concupiscence. Thank you for such a wonderful story.
Hey pancha :D I have caught up with all the chapters of the story now and I am really completely enjoying myself as I read thro this awesome story . I loved this chapter , *lmao tooo hilarious !! :D Excellent job . Can’t wait to read more soooooon . Thanx :)
I stumbled across this story last week and have been reading every chance I get to catch up. This was a wonderful chapter, you’ve got a great view of our favorite lesbian couple.Please post soon; I’m throughly enjoying.
Leave it to Alice. Love the story. Thanks for the post. I love Diana Krall so much, she is one superb pianist. Really gets her soul involved in her music. Can’t get enough of her.
everybody needs to go home and leave bette and tina alon they are on therehoneymoon so be gone.hum all eyes on tina showing all her cookies, hum is bette porter the jealous type.
Awesome, great sense of humor. Thanks again
Good chapter. Bette and Tina are so fucking cute and lovely couple. This is so funny and poor Tina about the hermit crabs and a little naked, and Alice is crazy. Ok post soon please, thanks!
LOL~ hermit crabs! more more more.!!
Last chapters?!?! (Insert temper tantrum here) I love this TiBette so much! What about kids? This Bette with kids would be so great!! But then again, they always have Alice don’t they?
there is such a beautiful feeling eminating from your last 2 chapters…thankyou…
just absolutely love how you have had these two grow together. its been a masterful piece of work. and the last chappys comment i dont like unless you have something else. you are too good to stop. thanks.
That was great very funny Tinas little display i love all their thoughts and comments…needless to say whos not looking forward to the next chapter…lol
Timing Ladies, it’s all about the timing and this group has none. This chapter is so light and funny I just love it. Bette handled everyone getting an eye full of her new wifey rather well. Can’t wait for your next post.
Hi pancha305. I’ve spent the last week or so reading your story and I love it!! Please continue to write this wonderful story :) keep writing. I’ll be reading.
wonderfully done ch29-36-i’ve laughed so much at all the antics and i love how you brought everyone to the wedding- bette was so loving to take care of tina–i liked that lindsey and bette had a moment that was important since the parents could not behave like adults – seashells was great too–then their “family” showing up priceless-what wonderful memories they’ll have job well done waiting for more from you
You are a GREAT writer. Instead of just writing about two beautiful people having sex, you tell a wonderful story with it. Very creative.