Alice: (words full of sarcasm) look who´s talking…. you are standing up aren´t you?!

Bette flashed a smile and started heading towards the bar with Shane…

Alice: (after seeing Bette´s smile) yeap… you should start giving me your money now Dane… cause I can certainly tell when The Bette Porter is horn…

Dana: ALICE!

Once they reached the bar they saw the redhead still standing there with her back towards them… so Bette stood on her left side and Shane did the same on her right side.

The redhead looked first at Bette, which was a big mistake because right then Bette looked back at her and flashed her well known “you are mine” smile.

Then, after a pause to regain strenght, she looked at Shane, which was another big mistake, because Shane looked back at her with an “I know you want me” face… which did not include a smile but was as effective as Bette´s technique…. the poor girl´s world started to spin… “Who´s in for a party?” she thought to herself…

But it was Bette who started conversation. After a while Shane returned to the table… with empty hands…

Dana: ohhh come on!!!

Alice: pay off…. (putting the palm of her hand right under Dana´s face) looser…. loooooseerrrr…. that´s what you get when you go against a horny The Bette Porter!

Dana and Shane: ALICE!

Alice: what?!… what?!… (trying to sound confused) I´m just stating a fact…

Next morning – Bette´s house

The fucking phone was ringing…

I glanced at the clock…. 10 A-fucking-M… and of course, I knew it was Alice…. because that is the dance we do… whenever she sees me leaving with someone she calls the next morning, as early as she can may I add, to find out ALL the fucking details…

“OHH COME ON!” I shouted at the phone covering my head with the pillow…. but I know it´s useless to complain or to try and ignore it…

She knows I couldn´t have stayed over at “what´s her name” house and that even if I did which is rare enough… I don´t do breakfasts…. ergo she will keep on calling… so I better pick up…

“Bette Porter” I say with the most annoyed tone of voice.

“Morning sunshine”

“What do I owe the pleasure of listening to your annoying voice at this hour, Al?”

“Ohh I see…. you are your usual “grumpy after wild sex with a stunning redhead” Porter this morning…. you can be so adorable when you want…”

“ALICE!”

“Ok… ok…. I´m not gonna ask all the details…. for now… I was just making sure we´re still on for tonight´s poker game”

“And you have to make sure at 10 am?”

“Look I´m sorry… but in my world… we the common people don´t get laid every night… so guess what… we wake up early in the morning… and go for a run…” all this said with a lot of sarcasm.

“Whatever… Oh SHIT!… FUCK, FUCK, FUUUUCK!!!!”

“What?! What?! You´ve realized you still have the redhead sucking on your neck?”

“Aliiice… you know I don´t bring people here… ever… I´ve just realized I have to go to Peggy Peabody´s summer house tonight… to spend the weekend… she called me yesterday and made me go tonight… fucking fuck!!!!”

“Elizabeth Porter… I´m speechless… you are failing to your promise to the ONLY people that loves you in this world… US!”

“Nice way of being speechless…. Look Alice I´m gonna be around for like another week and a half… don´t try to make me feel guilty about this”

 “OK! You win… I´ll call the girls and get a replacement… I´ll miss taking all your money though…”

“You wish!… Bye!”