Lez Girls auditions

“Okay” Tina looked down at her clipboard “Dean Garvis?”

“Deanna” a drag queen carrying a Chihuahua in a pink dog-carrier walked in and stood near the table where Tina and Jenny sat “and this is Fifi” his hand gestured resembled that of Vanna White from Wheel of Fortune.

“Oh how cute!”  Jenny got excited at the sight of the annoyingly high-pitched barking dog “Hi Fifi!  You’re sooo cuuuute” she said in a babyish voice.

“It says here” Tina placed her clipboard on the table and smiled at the man who resembled 1970’s Cher “that Fifi was the orginal ‘Taco Bell’ Chihuahua” her gaze followed Jenny who just couldn’t resist the urge to hold the tiny dog.

“Yes” he held the bag out as the dog licked Jenny’s face “we shot the first commercial aired, then Gidget happened” Jenny puckered her lips as the dog lapped away at her face.

“I should’ve brought Sounder II with me” Jenny was told that bringing Sounder II would be a distraction for the audition.  She glared at Tina who gave an eye roll in response then turned her attention back to Deanna.

“Gidget?”  Tina didn’t know much about TV commercials or TV for that matter.

“The famous Chihuahua who started the whole ‘yo quiero taco bell’ craze.  Anyway, we auditioned, got the part, we filmed then we got cut” Deanna said vaguely.

“Why did you get cut?” Tina was curious to know.

“Oh you know Hollywood” Deanna gave a fake chuckle “you’re hot one minute, then you’re not the next” he tried to dismiss with a hand wave.

“Well what happened that made you not hot?” Tina asked suspiciously.

“Who cares Tina, I think we’ve found what we’re looking for” Jenny and the dog were practically making out as Tina cast them a grossed-weird out look.  Deanna nodded agreeing with Jenny, but Tina wasn’t ready to let her off the hook.

“No really, what happened?” Tina wanted to know.

“Well, Fifi used to have this really bad habit” Deanna tried to laugh it off “but she went through training and she doesn’t even do it anymore” she gave another hand wave.