“That’s me” a high pitched reply came.  A petite woman carrying a kennel walked toward the table.

“Does whatever’s in there eat its own feces?” Jenny asked before she took a swig of mouthwash and gargled it ‘Swish-swish-Grrr.l’

“Um” Linda wasn’t sure if this was part of the job description for the role “No, I’m afraid not” then added “but I can train her I guess” the woman said clearly not liking the idea.

Linda was interrupted by Jenny spitting her gargled mouthwash into a trash bin.

“No, that won’t be necessary” Tina told her while Jenny continued hawking away.

“Oh okay” Linda sighed in relief but still concerned over the non-emotional faces before her.

“Show us what you got” Jenny wiped her mouth with a face towel then gestured to the kennel.

“Right” Linda opened the little door and a star walked out of the tiny kennel.

“There she is” Tina grinned in satisfaction at the gray full grown cat.

“Ms. Puddles” Jenny smiled.

“This is so exciting my first lesbian double date!” Phyllis said for the umpteenth time that evening “and I get to share it with you lovely ladies” she held Joyce’s hand as she referred to Bette and Tina sitting across the table from them.

“I’m just happy that you invited us on this double date with you two” Tina told them not really meaning a single word.

“It wasn’t my idea, trust me” Joyce brought Phyllis’s hand to her lips “all I wanted was an evening alone with my gal” Joyce brought her arm around Phyllis to hold her close.

“Oh you” Phyllis playfully slapped her on the thigh “we have spent every night alone together ever since Bette introduced us.”

“Are you complaining?”

“Never” Phyllis backed it up with a kiss.  The kiss seemed to go on forever at least that’s what it felt like to Bette and Tina as discomfort grew with each lip-smacking second.  They both thanked the gods of technology for iphones.  Taking Tina’s lead, Bette discreetly pulled out her phone out of her purse in order to converse with her partner.

From Bette: I dont think ill b able to eat if this keeps going