Elise: Verify the sources? (She checks Jesse out)

Mrs. P: Exactly.

Elise: But my source is standing right here. (She points at Donna who is busy drooling over Jesse)

Donna: (A slap upside the head brings Donna out of her daydream) It’s true Mrs. P, I’ve been waiting for my turn and all I hear is a bunch of moaning coming from inside.

Enter Nina with her hair in a French braid and Bev with her feathered hair do both wearing their uniforms holding hands and giggling.

Donna: See Mrs. P.

Elise: Satiated expressions.

Bev: What? (She shrugs).

Mrs. P: Bev you know the rules about shower time. (She waves a finger at Bev)

Bev: Yes, we each get fifteen minutes in the bathroom (Tosses her hair back with her hand).

Elise: Yeah but you and Nina were in there for like an hour. (She stands with her hand on hip).

Nina: It was thirty minutes thank you, even though all I needed was five. (She blinked flirtatiously at Bev).

Donna: Oh. (She looks far off as if picturing the whole thing).

Elise: Focus Donna. (She snapped her fingers)  You were still over the time limit.

Bev: Wrong again.  My fifteen plus Ni’s fifteen equals thirty minutes thank you. (She high fives Nina)

Nina: Good one babe. (She pulls Bev in for a kiss).

Elise: Donna said that you guys were in there way longer than that (Her face appears in between Bev and Nina before their lips could meet) and she says that one of you was screaming like a banshee.

Bev and Nina: It wasn’t me! (They look at each other and start to giggle).

Elise: Well you weren’t in your room having sex.

Bev: Elise this is a lesbian preparatory school, we aren’t the only lesbians having sex here.

Nina: We certainly aren’t the only ones who have shower sex. (She eyed Elise and Donna).

Donna: What? (She looks uncomfortably at the exit sign over the backdoor entrance of the cafeteria).

Elise: Don’t respond Donna. (She whispered to Dana).

Bev: Besides did you even consider that maybe it was Peabody and her latest fling.