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    Wouldn’t You Like to Be a Jelly Too?

    Story written on October 29, 2006 by Lamentamini.
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    Kinda/sorta Halloween (for arkaycee)

    At noon Bette emerged from a very long and boring meeting with the faculty of Art College L.A. She had headed so many of these meetings that she was able to go on autopilot and nod, shake her head, and speak at all the appropriate moments. Everything else sounded like the teacher from the Peanuts cartoons. Wah wuh WAH wuh WAHHHHHHHHHH…

    Bette flopped down at her desk, took her lunch from the refrigerator, and logged onto Yahoo! Instant Messenger to see if Tina was online and available to chat.

    Levis501: T?

    BlackBra: Hi, babe!

    Levis501: sup?

    BlackBra: The usual. Another shitty script. x.x

    Levis502: =/

    BlackBra: You?

    Levis501: Just left a boring meeting. *yawn* Now I’m eating lunch.

    Bette takes a bite of her turkey sandwich.

    Levis501: Yummmmm. ty =)

    BlackBra: yw =)

    BlackBra: I figured out what you could go as for the Halloween party in 2 weeks.

    Levis501: Oh?

    BlackBra: Alex Owens lol

    Bette’s face scrunched in confusion.

    Levis501: wth is Alex Owens?

    BlackBra: That chick from "Flashdance." xD

    Bette groaned. ‘Oh dear God in Heaven.’

    Levis501: T wtf? I’ll look like a dipshit in leg warmers and a ripped sweatshirt!

    BlackBra: No you’ll look HOT. I’m going as Justine Cooper from "Angel."

    Levis501: oh really now? mmmmmmm I like

    BlackBra: Thought you would. ;p

    Levis501: You know you shouldn’t stick that tongue out unless you intend to use it…

    BlackBra: Not now, babe, but later for sure. *nods*

    Levis501: Can’t wait. ok I should go *hugs and kisses* love you

    BlackBra: *hugs and kisses back* love you too

    Bette logged off then got up to go to the restroom. Two doors down from her office she heard laughter and a really silly song playing in the background. She looked into the classroom and saw two students doing some strange dance moves to the music. One was sliding back and forth while doing some weird hand motions and the other looked like he was having a seizure while jumping around from side to side.

    Where he at 4x
    There he go 4x
    Peanut butter jelly 4x
    Do the peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly,
    Peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat 2x

    "What in the world is going on?" Bette asked as she walked into the classroom.

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    3. I am going to have those songs in my head all day and will probably dream about them too! Wonderful! Great chapter – really made me smile. But hey what about a mention for the good old llama song eh? I once sang it to a whole field of llamas. When I sing to the badgers they just lollop off. Oh and did you know that the badgers near me just love peanut butter sandwiches – coincidence?

    4. Aw, Lament–I’m touched! And giggling hysterically! I could see it all! I knew you could do something really wacky with those idea fragments, and you truly delivered! Never would have guessed those three actually being dressed as “Peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat”! Thanks, Grasshopper–and congrats on your challenge win! Well-deserved, to be sure!

    6. LOL..i had to go and check-out those videos for true appreciation..not that i get the whole thing but can somewhat get the gist of it. At least Angie didn’t go with “Baby Got Back” like Ross/Rachel’s kid.haha.

    7. okay, i have no idea what was going on in this story but it was hilarious…damn i have so much to learn to pretend to be an educated american and not clueless russian LOL

    11. Oh damn Lament this is so fucing funny and love the way you put the gang in fun time and so happy. Love this chapter and Im going to check those videos out, thanks Lament and Arkaycee and see you guys later!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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