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    Wouldn’t You Like to Be a Jelly Too?

    Story written on October 29, 2006 by Lamentamini.
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    Kinda/sorta Halloween (for arkaycee)

    "No shit."

    "Language," Tina warned.

    "Sorry."

    "Hey Porter! TK! Come join us!" Alice yelled while still dancing.

    "Is it too late to pretend we didn’t hear them and run out?" Bette asked.

    "’Fraid so, babe. Come on."

    "Tic tac toe let’s go!"

    "Huh?"

    "Nothing, T."

    The two women and their daughter joined Alice and Shane for dinner.

    —–

    A week later…

    Bette sat on the couch lightly rubbing her stomach with a smile. "Mmm dinner was delicious, baby. You’re one hell of a cook. Thank you."

    Tina emerged from the kitchen with a glass of wine for each of them. "Awww you’re welcome, babe. You know how much I love cooking for you."

    "Mmm-hmmm. So, what’s for dessert?"

    Tina placed both glasses of wine on the coffee table then straddled Bette’s lap. "You."

    Bette gave Tina a look of mock innocence. "Me?"

    "Yes, you." Tina slowly began to unbutton Bette’s French cuff shirt while placing little kisses on the exposed skin. Bette rolled her head back and closed her eyes while running her fingers through Tina’s blond tresses.

    "God, T. You wanna take this to the bedroom?"

    Tina caressed and squeezed Bette’s bra-clad breasts as she nuzzled her face in Bette’s cleavage. She mumbled, "No we’re fine right where we are."

    Bette nodded. "Okay." Then quickly moved so they were both stretched out on the couch with Bette on top.

    "Wha…?" Tina said.

    "I need my dessert too," a devilish Bette replied as she reached down with her right hand to unbutton and unzip Tina’s slacks. She slipped her hand inside.

    "WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

    Bette rested her headed on Tina’s chest and closed her eyes. "Tina, please tell me Angelica isn’t really crying. Please."

    "Baby, Angelica isn’t really crying."

    "Okay," Bette moved up to meet Tina’s lips when Tina started laughing and lightly pushing Bette off of her.

    "Babe, come on. I’ll go check on her."

    Bette pouted, sat up and fixed her shirt, "Oh, alright. But I expect a raincheck."

    Tina giggled as she buttoned and zipped her slacks, "Of course." She winked and went to check on the baby.

    Angelica proved to be inconsolable. She wasn’t hungry, her diaper was dry, and no amount of cuddling could get her to calm down. Tina was ready to give up when she took Angelica into the living room.

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    3. I am going to have those songs in my head all day and will probably dream about them too! Wonderful! Great chapter – really made me smile. But hey what about a mention for the good old llama song eh? I once sang it to a whole field of llamas. When I sing to the badgers they just lollop off. Oh and did you know that the badgers near me just love peanut butter sandwiches – coincidence?

    4. Aw, Lament–I’m touched! And giggling hysterically! I could see it all! I knew you could do something really wacky with those idea fragments, and you truly delivered! Never would have guessed those three actually being dressed as “Peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat”! Thanks, Grasshopper–and congrats on your challenge win! Well-deserved, to be sure!

    6. LOL..i had to go and check-out those videos for true appreciation..not that i get the whole thing but can somewhat get the gist of it. At least Angie didn’t go with “Baby Got Back” like Ross/Rachel’s kid.haha.

    7. okay, i have no idea what was going on in this story but it was hilarious…damn i have so much to learn to pretend to be an educated american and not clueless russian LOL

    11. Oh damn Lament this is so fucing funny and love the way you put the gang in fun time and so happy. Love this chapter and Im going to check those videos out, thanks Lament and Arkaycee and see you guys later!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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