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You (Part the Sixty-Eighth)
“Yeah,” Shane agreed, but she’d gone back to staring directly at the blonde’s ass. Dana sighed and snapped her fingers to get Shane’s attention again. “You’re not gonna actually go over there this afternoon, are you?” she asked, squinting at the directions on Shane’s Styrofoam coffee cup.
“I don’t think so. She’s nice, they both are, but it’s not really something I need to pursue,” Shane replied after a moment’s thought.
“It just doesn’t sit well with me that they expanded so soon after Kit talked about doing the same thing to the Planet,” Dana said quietly as Shane pulled away from the curb and back onto the road. “I mean…I smell drama.”
Shane chuckled. “What are you, a bloodhound for it?”
“I live with Alice Pieszecki. Are you really asking me that question?” Dana asked.
“Good point. I agree, it’s weird that the expansion happened so soon.”
“Good. So can we go bake brownies now?” Dana asked. "I’m hungry.”
“I told you they’re party brownies, didn’t I?” Shane asked.
Dana nodded. “Yeah, and I want to eat them.”
“Dane…I don’t think you know what that means. But we have food, so you can have something to eat while I’m making them.”
“I don’t understand why I can’t just eat the brownies,” Dana grumbled.
“You’ll see when we get there,” Shane assured her. True to her word, as soon as they’d walked into the house, Shane left Dana in the kitchen for a minute and went to her room, coming back with a bag of something green. She set it on the counter and got out everything else she’d need for the brownies. “We have some Pad Thai left over from yesterday if you want that,” she told Dana, who was eyeing the bag suspiciously.
“Sure, if you don’t mind,” Dana replied.
“If I minded, I wouldn’t have offered,” Shane said, shaking her head and handing the carton and a fork to Dana. “Have a seat, I’ll get these started.”
“Shane. Is that bag of green stuff what I think it is?” Dana asked in a playfully stern tone.
“Yep. That’s why they’re party brownies,” Shane replied, picking up the bag and shaking it to illustrate her point.
“I thought you just meant brownies for the party,” Dana said, seeming a little embarrassed. But she brightened when she tasted the Pad Thai. “This is good.” Shane nodded, but didn’t turn around since she was busy preparing the brownies. “How do you make those, anyway?” Dana asked, genuinely curious.
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So excited to see an update on this story! I know it must be incredibly difficult to stick to canon events while integrating Dana. You are doing it superbly. Love how you handled the whole basketball guy thing. He got what was coming to him without Alice being involved. I am glad she and Dana will discuss it on The Chart. Should be interesting. The ShaDane interaction was great. I was giggling through the whole “Blonde Whore” scene. Too funny. I could see Dana picking up on how odd Adele was. Can’t wait for the party — should be excellent. Thanks so much for continuing this great story, MT!!
You’re like a ninja, sneaking up like that.” I loved that line. It was great. I loved the whole chapter. Keep it up
Oh “My Lover Cindi” LMAO. MT, excellent post as always. Without a question, you did great putting D in Season 5. Happy to see A & D worked things out. I am also glad that the athlete was ousted by some other guy. What a twist! Now Ruth asked D to talk about it? Nicely done. I just hope that D would not get too stoned from the pot brownies and might affect her interview next day. lol. Can’t wait to read about the party. I also want to mention that I was also skeptical about Adele from day one. She was just creepy. THANK YOU very much MT.
Yay! Cool part, leading up to the best of season 5 and the episode that i really missed dana in when it aired so looking forward to the next on when you’ve got a chance :D
more more more!! great job :)
I’m caught up! I still heart this story and I still heart its author very much. Seems like Alice still has many inner demons to exorcise before she can be happy with Dana. I loved your take on the brownie preparation and can’t wait to read what happens. I’ll always be reading and supporting! xx