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Plan OCD – Version B
Bette: Hey Tina, wanna get married again?
Tina: No way!
Jess: Yes!
Bette: Jess said yes.
Jess: Uh
Tina: She said “yes” to me saying “no.”
Bette: I don’t think so.
Tina: Jess?
Jess: I’m not saying nothing.
Tina: C’mon, let me know what you think.
Jess: I really think that I’m not saying nothing.
Bette: See, that means she’s in favor.
Jess: No.
Tina: No, there, she just said no.
Bette: Maybe she didn’t say no, which would be a double negative, which would be a yes.
Jess: Huh?
Shane: Oh, just get married again already.
Alice: Yeah, it’s not like you guys were anything but miserable apart.
Shane: Get together. Share the misery.
Jess: Thanks.
Alice (whispering to Jess): This is reverse psychology.
Jess (whispering to Alice): I thought that reverse psychology was suppose to make them do what you don’t want them to.
Tina: You can stop whispering, we can hear you.
Shane: Whatever. Get married. Don’t get married. Let’s have a party.
Bette: Fine, we’re not getting married, I’m going back to New York!
Jess: Yes!
Alice and Shane: Oh no!
Tina: What?
Alice: More years of moping
Shane: and mooning.
Jess: Who got mooned.
Tina: That’s not what they mean.
Jess: Still, I think I heard party! Let’s celebrate!
Tina: Jess! That’s not nice.
Jess: Nah, but it’s over. Yes!
(the end)
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(53 votes, average: 3.43 out of 5)
Now give us your real non-OCD version, pleaseeeee
Now, that you have that out of your and OCD’s system, let’s get back to the real story!
Thanks!
Please continue with your regular story!!!
Wow P soo for some reason OCD makes you post quicker. What would I have to do to make you post a chapter of each POV each day?? LOL
Please don’t stop with the OCD version. I love the story the way it’s been going but I would love to see Bette and Jess have a real heart to heart talk and iron out all of the misunderstandings. They started out on a good note, so why not manuever back to it? Please!
Please go back to the normal story. I just re read them all yesterday and was thinking how excellent they they are. Pace is perfect please please don’t stop
nutter – please give us back the normal pace !! Please god no fast sex scenes !! lol : ) x
(STANDING WITH HANDS ON HIPS) OK P…. Explain it was a joke so ppl don’t freak out on me thinking your not gonna do PLAN B. I siad I loved your story. Pwease forgive me for asking you to hurry. :(
i´m sorry but after OCD story i have a brain damage too and i dont underestand your story.. what the hell is this????? can you please help me
Funny. Please continue with the real story. Do you realize how good it is? Because it is.
I don’t want your story to be over, so keep on going. Just want Jess’ attitude to be worked through.
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This better not be over. Please continue with your regular post :)
Still so funny!