“I have just received word that Alice and Dana have gone missing from their excursion at the Grand Canyon and we are going to go rescue them!”

Part 4

Bette jumped out of her seat and looked at Peggy “Are you crazy?  This is just one of Al’s crazy schemes.  I’m sure Al and Dana are fine and I for one have other plans for this weekend.”  She looked at Tina and raised an eyebrow. 

Tina frowned, “Baby, why don’t we sit down and discuss this with everyone.”

“There is nothing to discuss T, you and I both know that Alice gets these ideas in her head and always goes off half cocked.”

“Must be the bisexual in her,” Carmen declared.

Everyone stared at her.  “What, I have to explain?”  She likes guys and girls, hence “half cocked.”

“Bad joke Carm.”

“I’m just trying to lighten the mood in here Shane.”

“I’ve had enough of this childish behavior”, bellowed Peggy as she took a sip from her trusty flask.  “Bette, take the broom that appears to be stuck up your ***** and remove it.  That’s it now sit down.  Carmen, well, uh, just shut up.”

Helena stepped forward and opened her mouth to speak.  “Darling, you may be my offspring but don’t tempt me today.  Don’t even start.  Lets go everyone, Jose has a van outside and he is waiting to drive us to the airport.  Everyone grab something and lets get moving.”

They all did as they were told, heads hanging low, muttering amongst themselves, as children often do when chastised by their parents.

“Baby, you need to calm down.  We’ll get another weekend alone, I promise.  I’ll make Alice and Dana baby-sit.  Besides, this just might be fun!”

“Tina, I would rather have a root canal done on my teeth than spend anytime cooped up with Helena.  Besides I need you Tina, really need you.”

Tina smiled, letting the knowledge that Bette was how to say “hot to trot” fill her with warmth and love.  Or was it desire?  Hmmm, maybe that too.  She might just have to pull a “Helena” with Bette on the plane.

Two hours later they were settled on the plane.  Bette was staring out the window when she felt Tina throw a blanket over her.  “Hey, what is that for T?”

“Shhh, baby, just keep looking out the window and relax.” 

Bette leaned over and kissed Tina, slowly and passionately.  Her tongue doing summersaults with Tina’s until they were both out of breath.  “Do as I say Bette, just look out the window.”

Bette was bewildered but did as she was told as Tina turned to face forward and watch the video screen.  All My Children was on and it looked like Bianca was finally going to get a taste of Maggie.  Tina placed her hand on Bette’s thigh and let it trail upward landing directly on top of Bette’s crotch.  She dragged her index finger over the seam and felt Bette shift in her seat, opening her legs.  Bette kept looking out the window but now there was a smile on her face.  Tina kept this up for a few minutes and soon she felt Bette start to undulate her hips, obviously her way of saying “more please.” Thank god Bette was wearing loose fitting sweat pants instead of the tight jeans she usually favored.  This gave Tina plenty of room to maneuver as she made her way up the waste band and then inside.  Bette sucked in air as soon as Tina came in contact with her curls.

“Tina?”

Tina whispered as softly as she could “It’s ok Bette, just relax and let it happen.”

“But we’re surrounded by people T, I don’t think I can.”

Tina dipped her index finger into Bette and moved upward to draw excruciatingly light circles around Bette’s *****.  “Go back to looking out the window Bette and remember to breathe baby.”

Just as Bette was about to climax she felt another presence nearby.  She turned to see that Helena had walked over and had this huge *****-eating grin on her face.

“Tina darling, stealing a page from one of my play books?”