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Shoulda – S3.1
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“Shoulda”- 3.1 the sex therapist The sex therapist’s office As if Bette and Tina did not have enough problems in the early stages of parenthood, they were also not connecting sexually. They were concerned enough about it, though, to seek the help of a sex therapist. When they arrived at her office, the therapist immediately chastised Bette for calling Tina “Mama T.” After admitting that she sometimes called Bette, “Mama B,” the counselor pointed out that they needed to think to think of themselves not just as mamas, but as lovers. “You don’t make hot animalistic sex with Mama T; you make cookies.” Bette and Tina sat quietly as the sexpert began to recommend exercises they could do at home. “When you start these sensate exercises, begin the simulation by first having Tina lie naked on the bed with a blindfold on and” “No way,” interrupted Tina as Bette was looking hopeful at the suggestion. “I don’t someone looking at my naked body,” Tina protested, “tickling me with all” “I’m not just anybody,” Bette now interrupted. “I’m your wife and I find you beautiful.” “You can’t possibly find me beautiful. I have a huge scar and a sagging stomach and leaking nipples” “You’re the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen,” Bette said, her voice turning gentle. “I thought that when I first met you and I think that today – ten years and one baby later.” Bette reached over for Tina’s hand and Tina looked down at the clasped hands. “You haven’t seen me that well recently,” Tina said, embarrassed. “Well, I’ve seen a little, but not nearly as much as I want to,” Bette swallowed. They were silent for a few moments, looking into the other’s eyes. The sex therapist quietly returned to the cabinet the lover’s “paint box” with high quality chocolates. “Ladies. Ladies?” she said a second time to get their attention. “Follow me.” They curiously followed the woman to a connecting room where she threw open a door. Bette’s car “Don’t drive so fast, baby,” Tina admonished and Bette slowedsomewhat. “We wouldn’t have to be going home now if you had wanted to use that room,” Bette teased.
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would been nice had this been what we’d seen, but i guess it ain’t gonna happen the way we want, huh? thanks for this.
I loved your “shoulda” – Somebody “shoulda told IC not f-up our couple” It appears the only B&T action we will get is via writers of fan fiction.
Yep, that’s a lot more like it. I would’ve walked out the second I saw the clown nose. Was the therapist wearing big flappy shoes as well, did she get to work in a vehicle smaller than Alice’s Mini? I would have liked her better if she a least threw in a little juggling. Pancha, are you sure you don’t have the makings of an analyst? I think you do.
From your lips to Ilene’s ears! I like this story a lot better than the last one…LOL! You just about killed my hopes with that one! LOL
Now were talking. What the heck is wrong with IC. That scene was like the one when Tina said she wanted to come home. These are the times when action needs to occur, and IC always drops the ball. Thankfully we can count on you and the other writers here to fill the void.
I would have loved this to have happened on the show. LOL at Kit having a crib.
thanks you for make it up with my heart..lol..i really needed this..post more soon thanks
You are absolutely right with this one pancha. It most certainly should have happened this way. Thank you for keeping “our girls” together.
This is a shoulda coulda,woulda. Boy if they knew that Angie was in a crib.they wouldn’t been still in bed . My kids like to be helt but not all the time. they would throw a fit to be let down. thanks for this
Didnt expect to see more writting from you so soon except the question thingie!!! which im lookingf forward to!Loved this Shouda!!! i have to wait a few months to see the new series but when i do ill keep this in mind by all accounts its the better story line…Thanks enjoyed it
great!!!!!!!!!!!
absolutely!!! Maybe we should start a letter writing campaign to IC and her writers…if we get anther season with JB it should be done our way!!!
I only wish that’s the way chaiken would of written it … such a bummer … but i loved your take on what shoulda happened!
I can’t believe it’s no use to see a sex therapy. Maybe they need a lot of appointments and then your scene will happen. Give it to us!
Oh, Pancha. You should do a Shoulda after every TLW S3 Ep from now on. I’ve read a couple of recaps here and there, and they’re fun. But alternative plots are definitely better, especially after being left hanging unjustifiably so by that silly S3 premiere ep. You made my day, Pancha. Thanks. Cheers!
Yep, that’s what should have happened.
That would have been a FAR happier outcome…-sigh- Good stuff, Pancha!
I like Bette’s response to Tina’s negative comments about her appearance much better in your story than in the show. Bette was just such a bitch in the show. I’m sure each episode will present you with material for a “shoulda” story. Excellent, you’ve uncovered a brightside for me to look at when the show lets me down. Thanks!
Perhaps I.C. should check in with us before her next faux pas.
Thanks pancha for this shoulda. I agree that you should write one after every episode.
Thank you Jesus!… Thank you Pancha! Amen.
It’s Episode One and the fanfic writers are ALREADY having to rewrite the episodes so that they make sense. What does that say about how clueless Ilene Chaiken is about her characters?…Censor me if you dare. I don’t care.
I’m going to be honest with ya – a few more episodes like that first one and my cable box may be going back to Time Warner – and I am a dyed-in-the-wool Tibetter/L Word fan. I am so disappointed in the continued cluelessness…anyway, Pancha thank you. You never disappoint us with your writing. Go Big Red!!!!!
How many Velvets did thet have to kill. Good One. Yep shoulda.
If someone has met a lesbian (or any woman) in real life that does not LOVE to process (ad infinitum) I would love to hear about it. Proof that B&T have been replaced by Pod People. The writers are Pod People writing about their own kind. Somebody, mix me a Bromo , it’s gonna be a long season. I’m thinking of what piece of computer equipment I could buy instead of paying for the privilege of being lashed each Sunday. Strength! Solidarity! Sanity now!
This was great….more please.
God I loved this. I am so starved for happy and loving B&T. “Shouldas” is an instant favorite.
That is great!
I’m in agreement, that is what should’a happened. It would’ve been the right way to go. Should’a, would’a, but didn’t. IC’s is playing us. LOL.
You should sent this to IC so she can re-do season 3 LOL this was sweet and hot! I’m pretty sure you’re going to have to write more shoulda chapters!
Pancha I am thinking this is going to become a full time job after what I have seen will be IC plan this season. If I was you I would send IC the bill for continually providing happiness to the fans for something she is failing to do. Nice thought and although I enjoyed this is did very little to appease my need to actually see this couple working their issues out on the show. Thanks.
I agree 100% this is what shoulda happened.
Back again already! Love_girl was right, this is what should have happened. Thanks for writing it!
Now THAT’S what I would have liked to see. . .damn IC. . .
this is exactly how i saw it with an addition of chocolate LOL…my favorite line: “She got out a mini-crib that she had hidden in a storage area and gently put the child into it. Angie sighed and went to sleep.” the child needs so little to be happy…i think we’ll have lots of shoulda’s from you since each episode is a disaster for B&T…thanks
I’ll never be able to look at a red velvet cake ever again without wanting to giggle. I thought the therapy scene, while amusing, was kind of off. The dialogue made sense I guess, but a couple of the looks between Bette and Tina seemed to not make much sense. For example, when Bette looked over at Tina and Tina was looking down and biting her lip (which I admit was just fucking cute), it looked like JB and LH slipped out of character and some bad editing was done. ANYWAY back to the story. I like how you had Bette be so attentive. Kit cracked me up. LOL I just hope no one suspects that Angelica was in a crib. :O
You’re right!! This is what ‘shoulda’ happened!! Thnx!