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Pick A Part – 5
Bette glanced at her youngest, the even-tempered Katie Kennard-Porter, who was sitting on the passenger seat of the car, holding the containers of takeout to make sure none of it spilled. In the car behind them, Katie’s other mother and Bette’s other daughter were following them home from The Planet.
Katie turned to her mother. "Is Angel in a lot of trouble?"
"Oh, very much," Bette nodded in agreement.
"How’s Terry?" Katie asked.
"She’s still in the hospital, honey," Bette told her.
"Aunt Alice said Angelica hitting her car into something ‘runs in the family’." Katie reported. "What does that mean?"
That your Aunt Alice is still the world’s greatest motor mouth, Bette thought darkly. Trust Alice to make it sound like she or Kit got into car accidents for the fun of it. "Aunt Alice was kidding, Katie."
"Will I be getting a car, mom?" Katie asked. She had not yet adopted Angelica’s term of endearment for her MaBe.
"Not yet. Maybe later." Bette assured her.
In the other car, Angelica posed a similar question to her biological mother. "Mom, will I ever get another car?"
"Hmm, let me think," Tina said simply, envying Bette for her choice of passenger. Unfortunately for her, her motherly instincts had kicked in, and had known her wife would berate Angelica in the privacy of the car, and the thought of Bette and Angelica having a berating session in a moving vehicle was enough for Tina to decide she’s had enough thoughts of her eldest in a car accident.
Angelica held her breath. Maybe she could butter up to her mother, and together they could conquer the evil forces of her MaBe’s disciplinary action. "Am I?"
"Oh, sure." Tina said evenly. "But not until you’re never. We’re not giving you a new car, Angelica."
"But I wasn’t even driving!" Angelica protested.
"Oh, hon, trust me, that’s not letting you off the hook," Tina reassured her, in a way that really wasn’t.
"Well, are you ever going to give Katie one?"
"Probably. She’s pretty responsible, isn’t she?"
"And I’m not?" Angelica shrieked.
Unfortunately for her, she did so at a red light.
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Very amused by the parents’ torture of their teenage daughter. As my parents’ fourth child I can assure my parents never had sex, so I can appreciate Angelica’s embrassment.
Good chapter. This is fun and they are funny. Ok let see what’s next, thanks!
excellent as usual. i love your “in some cultures” references :D there are some new parts added (a little different from what i remembered in somewhere in the middle) yeah?
Excellent as always. Thank you for providing hope for TiBette in the abyss that is season 3.
have to agree with rin rin..haha hilarious!! u luv it tiffy!! i wish t n b can b like this really in the show they r so depressing
Such fun! And from your Author’s Note maybe I’m glad S3 isn’t showing in the UK? Please keep this story coming.
in reference to your Author’s Note: AMEN!!!! haha. I had to table writing a ‘darker’ chapter in my story and instead try a happier moment in Bette and Tina’s life because watching season 3 is depressing enough. Glad to see the ease in communication and humor between YOUR Bette and Tina. I.C and the other writers should pay attention to the fan fiction writers and how they portray the characters.hmm Bette pregnant…now that’s a picture. I just can’t see her dealing with labor pains very well. It must have been amusing to say the least.Glad to see you’re continuing this series!
i was gonna ask if get some B&T loving in this family story and you gave us some…cute…love them and their kids, love the humor and their conversations..thanks
LOL. love this..is hilarious..! post sooooon..!!
No one has called Terry’s parents yet? Wouldn’t they have wanted to hear ASAP if their daughter was in the ICU? Otherwise a great chapter. And love the fact that Katie is B’s biological child.
Really love how B & T relate in this story and how they love their daughters. Funny how their daughters are truly mini Bettes & Tinas. Thanks for the update, please continue.
Great chapter! I’m really enjoying this especially since I can’t remember the first incarnation past the first chapter or so. Thanks for sharing this is really what I need after having to deal with what the TPTB are doing to the show.
In some cultures this story wouldn’t be so very cute and entertaining…thank god it’s not this culture! ;)